If components/softwares in computers or websites' names are translated into Bahasa Melayu, we would be very lost. Don't blame me, I got NBTD at 3am and this is the 100 things I come up with.

1. Firewall = Dinding Berapi
2. Internet Explorer = Penjelajah Jerat Ikan Dalaman
3. Network Setup Wizard = Ahli Sihir Pembina Kerja Jerat Ikan
4. Pinball = Bola Jarum
5. Spyware = Pengintip Barang
6. Touchpad = Sentuh Kotex
7. Bubble Jet Printer = Pencetak Buih-Buih Kapal Terbang Askar
8. Minesweeper = Penyapu Lombong
9. Firewire = Wayar Berapi
10. Microsoft Office = Pejabat Kecil Lembut
11. Photoshop = Kedai Gambar
12. Universal Serial Bus = Bas Bernombor Sedunia
13. Black Out Buster = Penghapus Hitam Keluar
14. Windows Media Player = Tingkap Pemain Media
15. Speaker = Pencakap
16. Local Area Network = Kerja Jerat Ikan Lokasi Tempatan
17. MSN Messenger = Penyurat MSN
18. Monitor = Ketua Darjah
19. Webcam = Kamera Sarang Labah-Labah
20. Back-up = Belakang-atas
21. Microphone = Telefon Kecil
22. Monochrome Printer = Pencetak Satu Besi Kilat
23. Pen Drive = Pandu Pen
24. Taskbar = Kerja Tempat Minum Alkohol
25. Auto Update = Tarikh Atas Otomatik
26. Off/Online = Tutup Garis / Atas Garis
27. Graphics Card = Kad Bergambar
28. Motherboard = Papan Emak
29. Hard Disk Drive = Pandu Piring Keras
30. CD-ROM (Compact Disc Read Only Memory) = Piring Padat Baca Sahaja Ingatan
31. Portable Device = Alat Boleh Bawa Ke Mana-Mana
32. Visual Basic = Penglihatan Biasa
33. Modem = Kotak Lampu Berkelip-kelip
34. Debug = Hapus Kumbang
35. Freeware = Barang Percuma
36. Graphical User Interface (GUI) = Penguna Muka Dalaman Bergambar
37. Hack/er = Pancung / Pemancung
38. Homepage = Muka Surat Rumah
39. Hypertext = Perkataan Terlampau Aktif
40. Login/out = Kayu Balak Masuk/Keluar
41. Server = Pelayan
42. Operating System = Membedah Sistem
43. Remote User = Pengguna Alat Kawalan Jauh
44. Rich Text = Perkataan Kaya
45. Search Engine = Cari Enjin
46. Spam = Daging Khinzir Panggang
47. Typeface = Jenis Muka
48. Virtual Reality = Palsu Betul
49. Worm = Ulat
50. Word Wrap = Bungkus Perkataan
51. Active Server Page (ASP) = Muka Surat Pelayan Aktif
52. Web Ring = Gelanggang Sarang Labah-Labah
53. Winsock = Menang Sarung Kaki / Stoking
54. WWW (World Wide Web) = Sarang Labah-Labah Seluas Dunia
55. OLE (Object Linking and Embedding) = Piala Dunia (World Cup)
56. Multi-platform = Banyak Landasan
57. Native File = Fail Orang Asli
58. Password = Perkataan Lulus
59. Port = Tempat Parking Kapal
60. Spreadsheet = Cadar Buka Luas-Luas
61. Standalone = Berdiri Sendirian
62. Thin/Thick Client = Pelanggan Kurus/Tebal
63. Vertical Market Software = Pasar Barang Lembut Tegak
64. Backside Bus = Bas Bontot
65. Bitmap = Sedikit Peta
66. Boot Disk = Piring Kasut
67. Dot Pitch = Titik Gelanggang Bola Sepak
68. Frame Rate = Kadar Kerangka
69. Gateway = Laluan Pintu Besar
70. Hyper Thread = Benang Terlampau Aktif
71. Illegal Operation = Operasi Haram
72. Jumper = Pelompat
73. LCD (Liquid Crystal Display) = Pameran Bendalir Batu Kristal
74. Local Host = Tuan Rumah Tempatan
75. Lossless File Quality = Kualiti Fail Tak Akan Kalah
76. Hotmail = Surat Panas
77. Jobstreet = Kerja Jalanan
78. Router = Penunjuk Arah
79. Website = Tapak Sarang Labah-Labah
80. Cooling Fan = Kipas Penyejuk
81. Feedback = Suap Balik
82. Weblog = Kayu Balak Sarang Labah-Labah
83. Broadband = Kumpulan Ahli Musik Luas
84. Power Supply = Bekalan Kuat
85. Clock Speed = Kelajuan Jam Dinding
86. Diskette = Anak Piring
87. Flash = Tunjuk Kemaluan
88. Cross-platform = Melintas Landasan
89. CSS (Cascading Style Sheet) = Cadar Jenis Jatuh Ke Bawah
90. Default = Penghapus Kesalahan
91. OpenGL (Open Graphics Library) = Buka Perpustakaan Gambar
92. Log Off = Tutup Kayu Balak
93. Standby = Oleh Berdiri
94. Error Message = Surat Kerosakan
95. Malware (Malicious Software) = Barang Lembut Ganas
96. Troubleshooting = Menembak Masalah
97. Mainframe = Kerangka Utama
98. SOAP (Simple Object Access Protocol) = Sabun
99. Mirrored Volume = Kekuatan Bunyi Cermin
100. Yahoo! = Syiok!
101. Thumbnails = Paku Ibu Jari
102. Background = Lantai Belakang
103. Strikeout = Hantam Keluar
104. Help Window = Tingkap Tolong
105. Browsing = Menyanyi Bulu Mata
106. Overclock = Terlebih Jam Dinding
107. Heatsink = Tenggelam Kepanasan

- Acey -

This post has been edited by Acey: May 11 2006, 04:31 AM

u forgot thumbnails...
hehhee
kuku ibu jari

added with a different term for Nails

lol....u really have nothing to do....

extra 5 added... might add more before 5am

This post has been edited by Acey: May 11 2006, 04:24 AM

please enter ur phone PUK! code

sila masuk kode PUK! anda

hey what about this?

PLUG and PLAY = CUCUK dan MAIN

Joystick = Batang Gembira

Hardware = Barang Keras

Software = Barang Lembut

we all heard of that before hahaz

limewire-wayar limau
realOne Player-betul satu pemain
quicktimeplayer-pemain cepat masa

how bout
freeware barang free
shareware barang kongsi

muhaha barang baik????

Addware-tambah barang
mouse-tikus
Windows media player-Pemain Tingkap saya dia
mozila firefox-mozila musang api
Friendster-Pekawan


This post has been edited by .:zaxiao:.: May 11 2006, 12:34 PM

Visual Basic = Penglihatan Biasa
should be
Visual Basic = Penglihatan Asas

haha, add this few more
- Casing = Kotak Komputer
- Keyboard = kekunci
- Web cam = Sarang Kamera
- Online Game = Permainan Atas Talian
- Real Time Strategy Game = Permainan strategi bermasa benar

seriously, this jokes getting lame

Streamyx = P*****k

haha..like that also can open a thread ar...

pukimak???

this is real NBTD and wait for MOD to del this entry

Yap, yap yap

Anyway...how to put pics on posts ??

what does streamyx and pkm has in common? that guy needs to get his head checked...