Two Italian men got on a bus and began talking. the lady who sat behind them heard one said the following :
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two assess, they come together. I come again. Two assess, they come again. I come and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more,"

"You foul mouthed boy!", retorted the lady. "That is the dirtiest thing I've heard!!"

"Hey coola down lady! I'mma just tellun my friend howa to spell Mississippi"

As long as not to Malaysian