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TSoucheev
post May 9 2006, 01:50 PM, updated 20y ago

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One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, well, you can come with me to my house," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer.

He turned to the other man and said: "You come with us, too."

"But I have a wife and six children," the second man answered.

"Bring them as well" replied the lawyer.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: "Sir you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall."

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post May 9 2006, 01:56 PM

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post May 9 2006, 10:35 PM

Look at all my stars!!
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sean392
post May 9 2006, 10:48 PM

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ROFLMAO!!!!!
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post May 10 2006, 02:10 AM

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LOL... nice nice!
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post May 10 2006, 09:25 AM

Doink! Doink! Doink!
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rambolee
post May 10 2006, 01:34 PM

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wtf.....lol ....heartless
ghee_keong83
post May 10 2006, 02:51 PM

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no need to hire indian grass cutter lol ....potong rumput potong rumput....now makan rumput makan rumput
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post May 12 2006, 10:54 AM

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rumput is such a funny word, if you keep saying it over and over again... tongue.gif
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post May 13 2006, 11:51 AM

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hahaha funny seriously
Femi
post May 13 2006, 05:18 PM

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Very lame that lawyer... I don't feel funny...
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post May 14 2006, 12:36 PM

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i'm gonna sue the lawyer under Akta Rumput 2006!!!
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post May 15 2006, 10:24 PM

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QUOTE(ghee_keong83 @ May 10 2006, 02:51 PM)
no need to hire indian grass cutter lol ....potong rumput potong rumput....now makan rumput makan rumput
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mervyn
post May 16 2006, 10:21 PM

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QUOTE(Femi @ May 13 2006, 05:18 PM)
Very lame that lawyer... I don't feel funny...
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post May 16 2006, 10:37 PM

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lol..kurang ajar
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