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Client Quotes.., funny...
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 May 3 2006, 12:37 PM, updated 20y ago
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807 posts Joined: Aug 2005  
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just found this and read it.. intresting.. or maybe u guy alredy read it.. just wanna share with u guy... enjoy it...
http://www.tofslie.com/clientquotes.htm |
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May 3 2006, 01:45 PM
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360 posts Joined: Jan 2005 From: One step ahead of you 
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Bah, still can't beat the client that told me once to burn two cds. One with an mpg file of a video and one with a Zip file of the mpg. I asked her why? In case i can't open the mpg file. But i'm sure my pc can open the zip file.
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May 3 2006, 02:59 PM
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2,707 posts Joined: Feb 2005 From: KL
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QUOTE(Muffins @ May 3 2006, 01:45 PM) Bah, still can't beat the client that told me once to burn two cds. One with an mpg file of a video and one with a Zip file of the mpg. I asked her why? In case i can't open the mpg file. But i'm sure my pc can open the zip file. pretty smart!   must fulfill wat clients request |
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May 3 2006, 03:46 PM
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Elite
4,210 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: Malaysia
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QUOTE(Muffins @ May 3 2006, 01:45 PM) Bah, still can't beat the client that told me once to burn two cds. One with an mpg file of a video and one with a Zip file of the mpg. I asked her why? In case i can't open the mpg file. But i'm sure my pc can open the zip file. LOL! that's a funny situation..ROFL! those quotes are just damn funny.. i think one of the ones I'd like to share is.. "you can't say that, Flash is now the norm.." righttttttt... just because people quoted the price of the Flash in the contract doesn't mean you aren't paying extra for it. LOL! |
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May 3 2006, 03:57 PM
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719 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: cyberjaya, ampang, malaysia
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it cheer up this tense day.. hahahah
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May 3 2006, 04:30 PM
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2,347 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: in town
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client: eh, wats the size of the jpeg image u use in the gallery?
me: erm, 16kb. client: wat abt using gif? me: also 16kb. client: use gif, i think its smaller. me: ....... |
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May 3 2006, 08:32 PM
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Elite
10,672 posts Joined: Jul 2005 From: shah alam - skudai - shah alam
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5 years ago...
client: i got these pictures only. can u design the card? me: sure, i just scan it and edit (bla bla bla) client: owh. what ink u use for scanning? me: huh? |
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May 4 2006, 10:01 AM
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6,381 posts Joined: Jun 2005 From: meow meow
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"A recent client my company got.
Client: "We want a website that can play DVD quality video, but we don't want to use streaming video and the load time must be zero." Designer: "That's impossible. Everything has a load time. DVD quality runs about 100 megs a minute." Client: "We'll take our business elsewhere..." " WTH  ?? ...DVD quality...load time zero... |
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May 4 2006, 12:56 PM
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719 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: cyberjaya, ampang, malaysia
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i hear that statement also personally from my friend.. i guess since the statement from the website is on 2000, it's not impossible that client still searching solution for dvd quality load time zero.. funneh
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May 5 2006, 11:08 AM
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739 posts Joined: Mar 2006 From: Moon Palace 
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Client always act clever but funneh in a way... lol
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