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TSMinna No Tabo
post Apr 29 2006, 12:29 AM, updated 20y ago

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A lawyer's dog ran into neighbour's restaurant and picked up a piece of meat from the kitchen.

The incensed neighbour called up the lawyer, "Your dog stole a piece of meat from my kitchen. Would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was that?"

"Eight dollars."

A few days later, the neighbour received a cheque for $8.00, with an attached invoice which read: Legal Consultation Service: $150.

Kagaya
post Apr 29 2006, 01:16 AM

Bad-Badtz Maru FREAK !!!
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dueniasing!!! What a lawyer...laugh.gif
SUSFlizzardo
post Apr 29 2006, 09:40 AM

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what are you looking at ?

This post has been edited by Flizzardo: Feb 17 2009, 12:11 AM
crying_baby
post Apr 29 2006, 06:49 PM

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wark kah kah kah.. so many good jokes in this section lately
karmakid
post Apr 30 2006, 03:37 PM

Look at all my stars!!
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haha, nice one
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post Apr 30 2006, 04:32 PM

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Lols.....150 bux

 

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