lonely man in vacation
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 Apr 28 2006, 03:05 PM, updated 20y ago
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HOW DOES THAT SOUND... I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ass. You know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call. "Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy. "Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky ! the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?" She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9, Sir." |
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Apr 28 2006, 03:15 PM
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6,788 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: KL
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 too hasty  |
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Apr 28 2006, 03:23 PM
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9,309 posts Joined: May 2005 From: Sabah-Australia-Shah Alam.
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kahkahkah, ROFL, LOL!!! |
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Apr 28 2006, 06:41 PM
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5,005 posts Joined: Mar 2006 From: A galaxy far, far away... 
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Hahaha, that must have been embarrasing!
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Apr 29 2006, 01:26 AM
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2,396 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: Pandan Perdana, Cheras, KL
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kakaka...operator...
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Apr 29 2006, 09:22 AM
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1,093 posts Joined: Mar 2005 From: Internet
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what are you looking at ?
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Apr 29 2006, 06:47 PM
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371 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: MIRI CT
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!~!!!! ROFL@@ patience my padawan
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Apr 29 2006, 10:53 PM
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1,985 posts Joined: Sep 2005 From: Penang Island
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haha now that is really funny!!
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Apr 30 2006, 02:33 AM
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674 posts Joined: Mar 2005
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Ahahhaa.... If me I quickly checkout in the midnight
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Jun 6 2006, 05:11 PM
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605 posts Joined: Jun 2005 From: Beyond and Above
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pawned~~
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Jun 6 2006, 05:37 PM
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2,347 posts Joined: Jan 2003 From: in town
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well well, he might get the chance of screwing the operator if she's horny too
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Jun 6 2006, 10:14 PM
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10,340 posts Joined: Jan 2003
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Hahahaha.... hotel service operator
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Jun 6 2006, 10:21 PM
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well if a guy is horny he couldnt wait to screw
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Jun 7 2006, 12:43 AM
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cha dou... lol
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