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TSkarmakid
post Apr 28 2006, 12:14 PM, updated 20y ago

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A case of kiss and a slap:
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Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya rai and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train
goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a
kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women
and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding
his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain
diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss
her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought
it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound
and slap Bush again.
rourou
post Apr 28 2006, 12:16 PM

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laugh.gif good one!!!! smart manmohan
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post Apr 28 2006, 12:20 PM

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I was thinking:
who should I kiss next? laugh.gif
cody99
post Apr 28 2006, 12:22 PM

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nice...........
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post Apr 28 2006, 12:23 PM

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manmohan is very smart~~~~

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post Apr 28 2006, 12:48 PM

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post Apr 28 2006, 01:41 PM

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Wahahahaha....Manmohan Singh FTW. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif
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post Apr 28 2006, 01:49 PM

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COming to the second tunnel...

Manmohan try to kiss the gal again......

But tis times, no slap sound...........

After the train coming out from tunnel, Manmohan holding his bird an cover his bird.....

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SUSchewxy
post Apr 28 2006, 02:19 PM

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QUOTE(wangpr @ Apr 28 2006, 01:49 PM)
COming to the second tunnel...

Manmohan try to kiss the gal again......

But tis times, no slap sound...........

After the train coming out from tunnel, Manmohan holding his bird an cover his bird.....

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Here goes someone who didn't get the joke
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post Apr 28 2006, 07:20 PM

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QUOTE(wangpr @ Apr 28 2006, 01:49 PM)
COming to the second tunnel...

Manmohan try to kiss the gal again......

But tis times, no slap sound...........

After the train coming out from tunnel, Manmohan holding his bird an cover his bird.....

tongue.gif  laugh.gif  rclxm9.gif
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LOL, wat a joke this is. doh.gif
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post Apr 28 2006, 08:47 PM

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QUOTE(wangpr @ Apr 28 2006, 01:49 PM)
COming to the second tunnel...

Manmohan try to kiss the gal again......

But tis times, no slap sound...........

After the train coming out from tunnel, Manmohan holding his bird an cover his bird.....

tongue.gif  laugh.gif  rclxm9.gif
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DeathWing
post Apr 28 2006, 08:55 PM

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QUOTE(wangpr @ Apr 28 2006, 01:49 PM)
COming to the second tunnel...

Manmohan try to kiss the gal again......

But tis times, no slap sound...........

After the train coming out from tunnel, Manmohan holding his bird an cover his bird.....

tongue.gif  laugh.gif  rclxm9.gif
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wtf is this blink.gif
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post Apr 28 2006, 11:17 PM

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Hahahaha....nice joke!! laugh.gif
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post Apr 28 2006, 11:54 PM

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OMG, i kena PWN by Manmohan

Really good wan...
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post Apr 29 2006, 01:22 AM

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Yes, Indian PM pwned Bush....huahuahua... laugh.gif

 

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