LIST OF RULES

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the The Sun's sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations.

If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup the television is mine at all times - without any exceptions.

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game - as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat.

You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on.

And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time".

If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me.

In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years".

I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World

good one - wrote it yourself?

walao...good good totally great
solute to u man!
hope those girls out there get this haha

totally agree

The person if is a guy who wrote this must be single. He knows not hath the fury of women.

no la, take it from The Sun...

I agree...
A woman wrath when unleashed is even worst then hurricane katrina and whatever put together...

I have seen mine yank out the power straight from the wall socket during euro 2004.

Scary I tell you...

I still remember the exact words...

"Football and I will break your balls" <--- crap....

This year World Cup match timetable according to Malaysian time is

10pm to 6am............

Tips on How Woman should Counter Attack...

1. For the month of World Cup.....U sleep at sofa, dont ever come into the bedroom

2. Blackmail ur partner

------Married---------- LETS DIVORCE
------IN LOVE--------- LETS BREAK UP

no problem. find new one and make sure she likes to watch football also. so u dont have any problem.

"Football and I will break your balls"

scary....some more got demostration yanking the power cord.....

Boyfriend and his gang watching football match at 2:30am........

His Gf come home with another guy........ and both of them enter the bedroom......

Boyfriend didnt realise anything becoz too addicted to football...............

Gf and a guy have sex till 5am.......

Soccer got Overtime......so end at 6am.....

The guy slowly walk out at 5:30am...... and that time, the boyfriend only shout...

Goal! Goal! Goal! Aiyak........... shoot also no power.....

Looks like you only have 1 set of TV in your house and is at your living room..Anyway can't wait to buy some beer and store up at my fridge and prepare to shout is a goal for brazil yeah!!!!

haha, i have fun reading this. gd one.

excellent

soccer is a stupid game.

I second that. Ever notice how soccer fans often are balding, with a beer gut? That's where you boys are heading...

Oh, and don't mind me when I give your ladies some "attention" whilst you're engrossed with 22 sweaty men chasing after 1 tiny ball... How gay is that?

the only men in the world who are not interested in football are
1) the bloody americans (and thus have nothing to do with our women)
2) the gays u were talking about - so i guess u must be one

if like that, every sport is stupid. athletics for example, suddenly run but what they running for. golf, hit the ball and try to putt in. if want to putt in why the hole so small. can u explain that. i bet u must be the one with big belly.

LoL well said
Soccer is not a stupid game, it is a stupid name.

Football FTW!

don't mind him, he's gay

they just dont have passion in their life...so pitiful...

haha....football is man sport!!! hidup bolaaa!!!
if not interested, go watch n play netball lar...

Dumb game, i second that... overpaid just to kick the ball...

Basketball would be much better, it's about precision and towering giants. I like to see scores that reach 3 digits, can soccer did that in one game? No... the entire season, yes...

If I want to set rules for football, the ball mustn't reach the GROUND, must be balanced by either kicking ala samba all the time. Now that's skill...

wah... basket baller... damn cool lar u...

Talking about precision? Gosh.. have you ever kicked a ball?

Yeah... yours too... why?

Look at that GARGANTUAN POST... and that puny lil ball, right in front, 2 hours, not a damn point??? And they were paid several million pounds per year just to kick the ball and no goals? Can't they even have at least an average of one goal per game? sux...

Back to you, have you ever shoot the hoop, from one end to the other, at the final buzzer beater and scored a 3 points that leads to a 101 to 99 points lead and win a game? Have you ever seen any streaker wanna run around in the field exposing their hairy balls while all you see is boobilicious cheerleader doing a stunning half-time show? Have you seen that nice adidas T-MAC5 by Tim McGrady where I can wear it, everyday, for shopping, playing what so ever but you smooching your spikey Predator only to realize that you can't wear those to Starbucks? Or even Mamak stall?

And one more thing, BALLS ARE FOR THE HAND TO TOUCH, FELT, CARESS, SQUEEEEEEZE, PINCH, SPIN anything that you wish with all your might or imagination, what your leg fetish can do huh?

Sorry man, too much of faggots watching football these days rather than playing em, sei-gay-lo watch their favourite chap in the field running around with something dangling...ooh....eww... you gay enough for this?

Here's 2 PONY advertisement i'll like to share with you all...



This post has been edited by Kagaya: May 21 2006, 12:54 AM

yeah..
soccer = s*cker

Have you ever thought why every kind of hurricanes, typhoons, etc were named for women names? Rita, Katrina, etc.

stop acting like a fool. There are more soccer fans in the world compared to any other sports. Dont like it, go away, go watch your netball or go play computer games u sissy.

Sorry but your post sounds terribly nonsensical and asinine.
You're just making yourself look like a total fool.

Has anyone of us ever ridiculed your game in here?
For arguments sake, have you ever seen a 3-pointer like this to save your team right at the death?


I don't know about you, but for me this beats any of the 3-pointers I've seen in my life.

Good post, Zephyr_Mage.

And who says that we cant wear football boots for shopping, playing whatsoever, kao lui, etc etc ? There's always futsal boots which looks way way better than those bulky basketball shoes.

LOL like tat oso wanna fight ar?
u guys funny larr

oops. sorry, just my opinion laa...

See... too much football already, can't take any criticism about how nonsensical football is...

Futsal boot same as Football boot? Hahaha... go home and play Foosball lah... even better, just turn and spin those fella upside down to hit the ball...

Then i wish to have a 4-years basket ball world cup for you.

What i know is football is the most famous sport in the world, not to say paying how much to kick a ball...it is how to control a ball with using both leg but not hand.

friend, if you are able to take any criticism from them then you wouldn't want to counter back their post.
if you said they couldn't take any criticism, you are just about the same.

btw, futsal starts from football. they are basically the same.
and the boots structure are the same, the difference is just the spikes.
so, futsal and football boots are generally the same.

every sports have their own fans, supporters and advantages.
you don't like it, don't touch it. and don't screw people up who love it.
if you do, this only shows how immature you are and how stupid you are.

This post has been edited by terng~n~o_mania: May 23 2006, 01:07 AM

i get it in star newspaper wor..

lets the boys rulez for one month plz.. (june - july)

peace for football~

Both sports are great in their own rights ya?

I PLAY both of them so I can tell.

Typically people who likes high scoring games would obviously love basketball ( And a lot of american sports for that matter). Very offensive game. Lots of points scored. Surprisingly this game ( To me) gets very interesting when they lock up the defense. Last years Final Spurs ( No not the EPL Team) against Detroit Pistons was a classic

Football is for people who likes the buildup and putting your best 11 that can work as a true unit to score a goal and to avoid conceding one. If its a really good match in example Liverpool against West Ham FA Cup Final. 90 minutes can feel like just a minute. Take Perlis vs Pahang... thats a different story...

So you really can't compare to games that's played out differently. The topic itself is also one to just joke about the World Cup. No need for strong argument which sports is better. Your better of reading our political news....

Peace Be To All!

My moneys on Brazil though.... hahaha

This post has been edited by Arif4eva: May 23 2006, 10:29 AM

Betting isn't good for your wallet.

now..now.. pls dont cry..

It's just a figure of speech. I don't do bets. haha...

err~~

not funny.....

i am one of them!!!

Add fire:

Ask basketball player to use their feet to control the ball like how they use their hand to control the ball ? nope they cant...

Ask footballer to control the ball using their hand like how they do with their feet. No problem.



Why basketball got cheerleader ? so that the crowd dont fall asleep.

**cabutz**

LOL.

But seriously Kagaya, take your basketball fanboyism out of here. You dont like football, then dont comment. It's that simple really. Dont go around dissing others cause it makes you look like an emo kid, which if that's the case then I'd suggest you go listen to moar Linkin Park.

ah, so the real jokes is about fan boys bashing each other eh?

ya kind of.. tat is funny

hey kagaya , sports in the world are held for peace , not to disturb it ,
how would you feel if someone critisize yor favourite sport? you dont like it , right?

i am making this simple just to let you understand it , seriously , if you go on like that saying like this in a mamak i tell you you will be bash up by somebody else.

so , for your safety sake , KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT !!! , (if dont understand , ask your mother!!!

hey guys its sports no matter what what type it is (hands, legs, balls, body etc..etc...)
Grow up bothers... i dont know how to play football or basketball -> i dont know y is that but i played cricket (some of u might not know what sport it is [i dont care]). FYI i played for my state. And i watch any sport that i can get to watch out there. (Girls jumping around, Guys swinging around). Even my Girlfriend@wife also watch football (even more than me during worldcup [thats the only time she watches] ). The bottom line is this.
NO MATTER WHAT TYPE OF SPORTS IT IS, IT'S STILL SPORTS
LOVE IT, LIVE IT

this joke...scares me

only gays will say that

LOL! I decided to take a peek after a long absence, and I see I still have fans

Ilove soccer, I hate its' fans

omg.. why people wanna fight about each sports..
this thing is subjective..if u like football.. of course u'll say its the best sport in the world, ..if u like basketball..same thing.. same goes to ping pong.. or even congkak..

i myself play football, futsal.. and the guts ur saying than football has no precision?? wtf.. i've been playing for years... u think just take the ball and u can be like zidane for the 1st time u touch a football?

i hate fanboyism... we wanna talk about world cup.. dont be jealous laa.. dont go saying soccer sucks.. football lame.. its world cup time.. so give some respect

any argentina fans here??

This post has been edited by edthrax: Jun 21 2006, 10:50 AM