LIST OF RULES

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the The Sun's sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations.

If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup the television is mine at all times - without any exceptions.

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game - as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.

If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat.

You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on.

And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time".

If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me.

In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years".

I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,

Men of the World

good one - wrote it yourself?

walao...good good totally great
solute to u man!
hope those girls out there get this haha

totally agree

The person if is a guy who wrote this must be single. He knows not hath the fury of women.

no la, take it from The Sun...

I agree...
A woman wrath when unleashed is even worst then hurricane katrina and whatever put together...

I have seen mine yank out the power straight from the wall socket during euro 2004.

Scary I tell you...

I still remember the exact words...

"Football and I will break your balls" <--- crap....

This year World Cup match timetable according to Malaysian time is

10pm to 6am............

Tips on How Woman should Counter Attack...

1. For the month of World Cup.....U sleep at sofa, dont ever come into the bedroom

2. Blackmail ur partner

------Married---------- LETS DIVORCE
------IN LOVE--------- LETS BREAK UP

no problem. find new one and make sure she likes to watch football also. so u dont have any problem.

"Football and I will break your balls"

scary....some more got demostration yanking the power cord.....

Boyfriend and his gang watching football match at 2:30am........

His Gf come home with another guy........ and both of them enter the bedroom......

Boyfriend didnt realise anything becoz too addicted to football...............

Gf and a guy have sex till 5am.......

Soccer got Overtime......so end at 6am.....

The guy slowly walk out at 5:30am...... and that time, the boyfriend only shout...

Goal! Goal! Goal! Aiyak........... shoot also no power.....

Looks like you only have 1 set of TV in your house and is at your living room..Anyway can't wait to buy some beer and store up at my fridge and prepare to shout is a goal for brazil yeah!!!!

haha, i have fun reading this. gd one.

excellent

soccer is a stupid game.

I second that. Ever notice how soccer fans often are balding, with a beer gut? That's where you boys are heading...

Oh, and don't mind me when I give your ladies some "attention" whilst you're engrossed with 22 sweaty men chasing after 1 tiny ball... How gay is that?

the only men in the world who are not interested in football are
1) the bloody americans (and thus have nothing to do with our women)
2) the gays u were talking about - so i guess u must be one

if like that, every sport is stupid. athletics for example, suddenly run but what they running for. golf, hit the ball and try to putt in. if want to putt in why the hole so small. can u explain that. i bet u must be the one with big belly.