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post Apr 19 2006, 09:10 AM, updated 20y ago

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[Selepas Bio Class, Ahmad, Ali, Hamid dan Amin pergi jumpa Cikgu untuk topic bio]

Ali : Cikgu! saya tadi cari lu manyak lama ooo...mali sama-sama bincang!

Cikgu : Apa lu mahu ?

Ali : Lama tak tengok loo...hari ini mau syok syok punya...

Ali : Tadi cikgu ajar Bio di kelas saya tak faham ma...sekarang cari bahan rujuk tengok saja...

Ali : Orang kata cetak rompak punya DVD semua kualiti manyak teruk...saya testing tengok...memang macam tahi!!

Hamid : tadi makan di kantin, itu tauke kasi saya punya..katanya semalam dia dan isteri punya Special Edition wo...kawan saya ma...

Amin : Aiyoo...lain hari saya pun perlu buat punya la...sekarang tengok dulu bagaimana buat ma...

Ali :Sekarang era globalisation loo...kena tengok orang Barat punya style sikit...baru boleh IN ma...

Cikgu : Nah~ ini collection saya ....

Ali : Cikgu manyak OUT la...ini pun panggil DVD lucah a?? kelas 3 saja...besok saya bawa Kelas 5 punya kasi lu tengok..

Ali : Saya cuma buka kasi cikgu tengok punya......

Hamid : Cikgu...lu dan isteri lu tau guna style ini ka???

Amin : ni hadiah Valentine daripada girlfren saya la...dia mau saya esok buat dengan dia...

Ali : Semalam saya nampak itu jual VCD punya uncle manyak kasihan...tarak bisnes...saya beli 5 keping tolong dia looo...

Cikgu : Adik.. jangan selalu tengok wayang lucah... bad for healthy~!!

Ali : Lu kasi saya satu alasan apasal saya tak boleh tengok dulu!!!

Ahmad : aiyoo...semua orang pun ada tengok la...

Ali : Since saya sudah beli... mahu tengok sama-sama la !!!

Hamid: : CIkgu...saya mau tengok...boleh tolong beli Pepsi di kantin a???

[Waktu tengok DVD wayang lucah]

Hamid : Cikgu.....itu orang nampak macam lu ....tapi itu perempuan macam bukan isteri lu wooo.......

[Selepas tengok DVD wayang lucah]

Amin: oo...rupa-rupanya make love macam ini punya oo...baru tau

Ali : Cikgu, ini DVD saya punya!! apasal u taruh di bag awak!!???

Hamid : Ini baru first time saya tengok...tak ada apa-apa FEEL pun...cheh...cheap!

Amin : Kawan saya kata tengok DVD lucah boleh sembuh selesema...AH--Chooo!

Ahmad : ni bukan lucah...Ini SENI! I am an Artist!!

[The End]

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post Apr 19 2006, 11:26 AM

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my bad BM... can't even understand a single thing rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 11:43 AM

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funny not found.
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post Apr 19 2006, 12:25 PM

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QUOTE(KamPunYingJun @ Apr 19 2006, 11:26 AM)
my bad BM... can't even understand a single thing  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif
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even with good BM also u wont understand anything. rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 01:25 PM

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wtf juz happened?
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post Apr 19 2006, 01:37 PM

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404.5 - Funny Not Found
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post Apr 19 2006, 01:58 PM

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QUOTE(crynobone @ Apr 19 2006, 01:37 PM)
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same here..
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post Apr 19 2006, 02:01 PM

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QUOTE(mervyn @ Apr 19 2006, 01:25 PM)
wtf juz happened?
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nothing ..... u just read sumthing that u dun un.... whistling.gif whistling.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 02:08 PM

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post Apr 19 2006, 02:13 PM

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is this a joke,or a real situation? huh.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 02:41 PM

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404.9 - Funny almost found.
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post Apr 19 2006, 03:35 PM

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Hm, I feel the same after I've read the Tamil newspaper.
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post Apr 19 2006, 03:41 PM

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wtf are u talking about?

if u find it funny, then either u typed wrong, or u are very easy to satisfy
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post Apr 19 2006, 03:49 PM

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QUOTE(CathyJordanEast @ Apr 19 2006, 09:10 AM)
[Selepas Bio Class, Ahmad, Ali, Hamid dan Amin pergi jumpa Cikgu untuk topic bio]

Ali : Cikgu! saya tadi cari lu manyak lama ooo...mali sama-sama bincang!

Cikgu  : Apa lu mahu ?

Ali : Lama tak tengok loo...hari ini mau syok syok punya...

Ali : Tadi cikgu ajar Bio di kelas saya tak faham ma...sekarang cari bahan rujuk tengok saja...

Ali : Orang kata cetak rompak punya DVD semua kualiti manyak teruk...saya testing tengok...memang macam tahi!!

Hamid : tadi makan di kantin, itu tauke kasi saya punya..katanya semalam dia dan isteri punya Special Edition wo...kawan saya ma...

Amin : Aiyoo...lain hari saya pun perlu buat punya la...sekarang tengok dulu bagaimana buat ma...

Ali :Sekarang era globalisation loo...kena tengok orang Barat punya style sikit...baru boleh IN ma...

Cikgu  : Nah~ ini collection saya ....

Ali : Cikgu manyak OUT la...ini pun panggil DVD lucah a?? kelas 3 saja...besok saya bawa Kelas 5 punya kasi lu tengok..

Ali : Saya cuma buka kasi cikgu tengok punya......

Hamid : Cikgu...lu dan isteri lu tau guna style ini ka???

Amin : ni hadiah Valentine daripada girlfren saya la...dia mau saya esok buat dengan dia...

Ali : Semalam saya nampak itu jual VCD punya uncle manyak kasihan...tarak bisnes...saya beli 5 keping tolong dia looo...

Cikgu  : Adik.. jangan selalu tengok wayang lucah... bad for healthy~!!

Ali : Lu kasi saya satu alasan apasal saya tak boleh tengok dulu!!!

Ahmad : aiyoo...semua orang pun ada tengok la...

Ali : Since saya sudah beli... mahu tengok sama-sama la !!!

Hamid: : CIkgu...saya mau tengok...boleh tolong beli Pepsi di kantin a???

[Waktu tengok DVD wayang lucah]

Hamid : Cikgu.....itu orang nampak macam lu ....tapi itu perempuan macam bukan isteri lu wooo.......

[Selepas tengok DVD wayang lucah]

Amin: oo...rupa-rupanya make love macam ini punya oo...baru tau

Ali : Cikgu, ini DVD saya punya!! apasal u taruh di bag awak!!???

Hamid : Ini baru first time saya tengok...tak ada apa-apa FEEL pun...cheh...cheap!

Amin : Kawan saya kata tengok DVD lucah boleh sembuh selesema...AH--Chooo!

Ahmad : ni bukan lucah...Ini SENI! I am an Artist!!

[The End]
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oi...apo lu mau cakap ni...... doh.gif doh.gif doh.gif


ur post is a joke.....

sux... shakehead.gif

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post Apr 19 2006, 03:52 PM

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post Apr 19 2006, 03:54 PM

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QUOTE(tunertoobe @ Apr 19 2006, 02:41 PM)
404.9 - Funny almost found.
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wah your so KENG... flex.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 03:58 PM

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give me back ym 7 minutes of my life trying to laught so hard reading your post over and over again

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post Apr 19 2006, 04:06 PM

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Since when malay talk like chinese speaking bm.... shakehead.gif

Phail...
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post Apr 19 2006, 04:16 PM

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QUOTE(KamPunYingJun @ Apr 18 2006, 11:26 PM)
my bad BM... can't even understand a single thing  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif
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its not that you BM sucks, but the thread starter is retarded for posting a joke full of shit.

kill yourself, threadstarter.
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Man. doh.gif doh.gif doh.gif doh.gif doh.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 05:28 PM

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Don't you wish to do this
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to the threadstarter... icon_idea.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 06:40 PM

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post Apr 19 2006, 07:39 PM

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for some unknown reason i laughed when reading the response, not at the joke.
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post Apr 19 2006, 08:04 PM

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post Apr 19 2006, 08:08 PM

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QUOTE(Vampyr3 @ Apr 19 2006, 08:04 PM)
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laugh.gif the only interesting stuff is your avatar and sig!

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post Apr 19 2006, 08:11 PM

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QUOTE(crynobone @ Apr 19 2006, 05:28 PM)
Don't you wish to do this
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haha same* as his avatar

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post Apr 20 2006, 12:13 PM

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one word ..... LAME! icon_rolleyes.gif
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post Apr 20 2006, 12:56 PM

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i found where the funny is:













































---> it is threadstarter himself
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post Apr 20 2006, 12:59 PM

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that was the lamest joke on LYN this month.
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post Apr 20 2006, 01:01 PM

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hahahahahahaha! lol @ the THREAD STARTER.
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post Apr 20 2006, 01:13 PM

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lol, no ppl think its funny.

Dont worry thread starter, I do think its funny!! LOL
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post Apr 20 2006, 01:22 PM

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QUOTE(akira de aimbuster @ Apr 20 2006, 01:13 PM)
lol, no ppl think its funny.

Dont worry thread starter, I do think its funny!! LOL
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2nd: here is the funny things too... blush.gif
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post Apr 20 2006, 02:14 PM

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QUOTE(soulmate @ Apr 20 2006, 01:22 PM)
2nd: here is the funny things too... blush.gif
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....im malay oso cant get what he try to say...... sweat.gif
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post Apr 20 2006, 02:41 PM

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dam waste my time reading ... i thought got an interesting ending ... mad.gif
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post Apr 20 2006, 02:45 PM

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wtf.. ape bende ni ? tak paham aku.
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post Apr 20 2006, 02:53 PM

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damn, i 100% understand this conversation!

WTF AM I!!!???
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post Apr 20 2006, 06:19 PM

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QUOTE(akira de aimbuster @ Apr 20 2006, 02:53 PM)
damn, i 100% understand this conversation!

WTF  AM I!!!???
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i understand..but no joke found.. cry.gif
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post Apr 22 2006, 12:29 PM

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i'm speechless shocking.gif .. but participate is a must

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post Apr 22 2006, 02:21 PM

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I bet the thread starter is laughing now....after viewing all the replies of suckers that replied to this thread.
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QUOTE(Aoshi_88 @ Apr 22 2006, 02:21 PM)
I bet the thread starter is laughing now....after viewing all the replies of suckers that replied to this thread.
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Nice one shinnosuke laugh.gif
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not understand even a word lol.


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post Apr 23 2006, 11:21 AM

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u expect this to be funny??
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post Apr 23 2006, 03:19 PM

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Actually these conversation can be found in P.Ramlee's movies, that's why i know what it say smile.gif
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post Apr 24 2006, 04:49 PM

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lol the thread starter dun even dare to reply..lol
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post Apr 25 2006, 12:28 AM

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mana lu threadstarter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneonesatu.

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haizz... tak lawak pun~~ ape yg lawak sangat tu? cikgu tgk porn sama murid?

bad story!!
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He said something ?

 

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