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  Apr 19 2006, 09:10 AM, updated 20y ago
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[Selepas Bio Class, Ahmad, Ali, Hamid dan Amin pergi jumpa Cikgu untuk topic bio] Ali : Cikgu! saya tadi cari lu manyak lama ooo...mali sama-sama bincang! Cikgu : Apa lu mahu ? Ali : Lama tak tengok loo...hari ini mau syok syok punya... Ali : Tadi cikgu ajar Bio di kelas saya tak faham ma...sekarang cari bahan rujuk tengok saja... Ali : Orang kata cetak rompak punya DVD semua kualiti manyak teruk...saya testing tengok...memang macam tahi!! Hamid : tadi makan di kantin, itu tauke kasi saya punya..katanya semalam dia dan isteri punya Special Edition wo...kawan saya ma... Amin : Aiyoo...lain hari saya pun perlu buat punya la...sekarang tengok dulu bagaimana buat ma... Ali :Sekarang era globalisation loo...kena tengok orang Barat punya style sikit...baru boleh IN ma... Cikgu : Nah~ ini collection saya .... Ali : Cikgu manyak OUT la...ini pun panggil DVD lucah a?? kelas 3 saja...besok saya bawa Kelas 5 punya kasi lu tengok.. Ali : Saya cuma buka kasi cikgu tengok punya...... Hamid : Cikgu...lu dan isteri lu tau guna style ini ka??? Amin : ni hadiah Valentine daripada girlfren saya la...dia mau saya esok buat dengan dia... Ali : Semalam saya nampak itu jual VCD punya uncle manyak kasihan...tarak bisnes...saya beli 5 keping tolong dia looo... Cikgu : Adik.. jangan selalu tengok wayang lucah... bad for healthy~!! Ali : Lu kasi saya satu alasan apasal saya tak boleh tengok dulu!!! Ahmad : aiyoo...semua orang pun ada tengok la... Ali : Since saya sudah beli... mahu tengok sama-sama la !!! Hamid: : CIkgu...saya mau tengok...boleh tolong beli Pepsi di kantin a??? [Waktu tengok DVD wayang lucah] Hamid : Cikgu.....itu orang nampak macam lu ....tapi itu perempuan macam bukan isteri lu wooo....... [Selepas tengok DVD wayang lucah] Amin: oo...rupa-rupanya make love macam ini punya oo...baru tau Ali : Cikgu, ini DVD saya punya!! apasal u taruh di bag awak!!??? Hamid : Ini baru first time saya tengok...tak ada apa-apa FEEL pun...cheh...cheap! Amin : Kawan saya kata tengok DVD lucah boleh sembuh selesema...AH--Chooo! Ahmad : ni bukan lucah...Ini SENI! I am an Artist!! [The End] |
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Apr 19 2006, 11:26 AM
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my bad BM... can't even understand a single thing
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Apr 19 2006, 11:43 AM
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funny not found.
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Apr 19 2006, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE(KamPunYingJun @ Apr 19 2006, 11:26 AM) my bad BM... can't even understand a single thing even with good BM also u wont understand anything.  |
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Apr 19 2006, 01:25 PM
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wtf juz happened?
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Apr 19 2006, 01:37 PM
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404.5 - Funny Not Found
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Apr 19 2006, 01:58 PM
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QUOTE(crynobone @ Apr 19 2006, 01:37 PM) 404.5 - Funny Not Found same here.. |
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Apr 19 2006, 02:01 PM
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QUOTE(mervyn @ Apr 19 2006, 01:25 PM) wtf juz happened? nothing ..... u just read sumthing that u dun un....  |
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Apr 19 2006, 02:08 PM
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Blur blur...
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Apr 19 2006, 02:13 PM
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is this a joke,or a real situation?
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Apr 19 2006, 02:41 PM
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9,309 posts Joined: May 2005 From: Sabah-Australia-Shah Alam.
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404.9 - Funny almost found.
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Apr 19 2006, 03:35 PM
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Hm, I feel the same after I've read the Tamil newspaper.
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Apr 19 2006, 03:41 PM
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1,134 posts Joined: Apr 2005 From: kay eel
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wtf are u talking about?
if u find it funny, then either u typed wrong, or u are very easy to satisfy |
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Apr 19 2006, 03:49 PM
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QUOTE(CathyJordanEast @ Apr 19 2006, 09:10 AM) [Selepas Bio Class, Ahmad, Ali, Hamid dan Amin pergi jumpa Cikgu untuk topic bio] oi...apo lu mau cakap ni...... Ali : Cikgu! saya tadi cari lu manyak lama ooo...mali sama-sama bincang! Cikgu : Apa lu mahu ? Ali : Lama tak tengok loo...hari ini mau syok syok punya... Ali : Tadi cikgu ajar Bio di kelas saya tak faham ma...sekarang cari bahan rujuk tengok saja... Ali : Orang kata cetak rompak punya DVD semua kualiti manyak teruk...saya testing tengok...memang macam tahi!! Hamid : tadi makan di kantin, itu tauke kasi saya punya..katanya semalam dia dan isteri punya Special Edition wo...kawan saya ma... Amin : Aiyoo...lain hari saya pun perlu buat punya la...sekarang tengok dulu bagaimana buat ma... Ali :Sekarang era globalisation loo...kena tengok orang Barat punya style sikit...baru boleh IN ma... Cikgu : Nah~ ini collection saya .... Ali : Cikgu manyak OUT la...ini pun panggil DVD lucah a?? kelas 3 saja...besok saya bawa Kelas 5 punya kasi lu tengok.. Ali : Saya cuma buka kasi cikgu tengok punya...... Hamid : Cikgu...lu dan isteri lu tau guna style ini ka??? Amin : ni hadiah Valentine daripada girlfren saya la...dia mau saya esok buat dengan dia... Ali : Semalam saya nampak itu jual VCD punya uncle manyak kasihan...tarak bisnes...saya beli 5 keping tolong dia looo... Cikgu : Adik.. jangan selalu tengok wayang lucah... bad for healthy~!! Ali : Lu kasi saya satu alasan apasal saya tak boleh tengok dulu!!! Ahmad : aiyoo...semua orang pun ada tengok la... Ali : Since saya sudah beli... mahu tengok sama-sama la !!! Hamid: : CIkgu...saya mau tengok...boleh tolong beli Pepsi di kantin a??? [Waktu tengok DVD wayang lucah] Hamid : Cikgu.....itu orang nampak macam lu ....tapi itu perempuan macam bukan isteri lu wooo....... [Selepas tengok DVD wayang lucah] Amin: oo...rupa-rupanya make love macam ini punya oo...baru tau Ali : Cikgu, ini DVD saya punya!! apasal u taruh di bag awak!!??? Hamid : Ini baru first time saya tengok...tak ada apa-apa FEEL pun...cheh...cheap! Amin : Kawan saya kata tengok DVD lucah boleh sembuh selesema...AH--Chooo! Ahmad : ni bukan lucah...Ini SENI! I am an Artist!! [The End]  ur post is a joke..... sux...  |
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Apr 19 2006, 03:52 PM
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I'm seeing stars...
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Apr 19 2006, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(tunertoobe @ Apr 19 2006, 02:41 PM) 404.9 - Funny almost found. wah your so KENG...  |
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Apr 19 2006, 03:58 PM
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give me back ym 7 minutes of my life trying to laught so hard reading your post over and over again
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Apr 19 2006, 04:06 PM
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Since when malay talk like chinese speaking bm....
Phail... |
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Apr 19 2006, 04:16 PM
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QUOTE(KamPunYingJun @ Apr 18 2006, 11:26 PM) my bad BM... can't even understand a single thing its not that you BM sucks, but the thread starter is retarded for posting a joke full of shit. kill yourself, threadstarter. |
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Apr 19 2006, 05:22 PM
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Man.
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