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TSoucheev
post Apr 18 2006, 08:30 PM, updated 20y ago

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A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was the pharmacist!!!"
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post Apr 18 2006, 09:06 PM

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LOL nice one
eric84cool
post Apr 18 2006, 09:12 PM

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deathbringer
post Apr 18 2006, 09:21 PM

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good one...but this joke has been rehashed so many times liao into many versions, but there seems to be a logic flaw in yours....

the original one only states the gf...but your version includes the sis and mum....surely the guy would have seen the father b4 too since he practically met almost the entire family.

....but still a good joke nevertheless... thumbup.gif
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post Apr 18 2006, 10:06 PM

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lol, i feel scare after reading it. laugh.gif

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post Apr 18 2006, 10:55 PM

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lol..the guy was pwned..
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post Apr 19 2006, 09:53 AM

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muhahahhaahaha
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post Apr 19 2006, 10:15 AM

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QUOTE(oucheev @ Apr 18 2006, 08:30 PM)
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and  as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me  another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always  crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she  expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second  condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: After all, give me  one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute  and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since she invited me  for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord,bless this dinner...thank you for all you give us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying:  "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is  still praying, keeping his head down.  The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies:"I didn't know your dad was the  pharmacist!!!"
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First time hear..... laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Tenth time hear.... boring liow.................................

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blackpc
post Apr 19 2006, 12:30 PM

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hahahhahahahhaha....good one.
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post Apr 19 2006, 02:45 PM

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post Apr 19 2006, 08:10 PM

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QUOTE(deathbringer @ Apr 18 2006, 09:21 PM)
the original one only states the gf...but your version includes the sis and mum....surely the guy would have seen the father b4 too since he practically met almost the entire family.
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laugh.gif joke spoiler! Nice joke anyway!

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post Apr 19 2006, 08:46 PM

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muahahaha... first laugh of the day for me smile.gif
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post Apr 19 2006, 09:52 PM

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QUOTE(wangpr @ Apr 19 2006, 10:15 AM)
yawn.gif  yawn.gif  yawn.gif

First time hear.....    laugh.gif  laugh.gif  laugh.gif

Tenth time hear.... boring liow.................................

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21th time no need read, saw the thread title already know the joke about laugh.gif
tifosi
post Apr 20 2006, 02:58 PM

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Old joke but really funny tho. Imagine if this real life situation sweat.gif
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post Apr 20 2006, 03:02 PM

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hahaha...good one..
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post Apr 20 2006, 10:12 PM

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HAhahahaha........
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post Apr 20 2006, 10:52 PM

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hahahahahahahahahah too......heh
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post Apr 20 2006, 10:55 PM

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wahhlauuu...!!! you all so geng!!! Condom also got people talk!!!
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post Apr 22 2006, 04:24 AM

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LOL. next time better be careful.
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post Apr 22 2006, 04:28 AM

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yhahahaha...good one...thankq man...nxtime i will kept my mouth shut in da phamacy... rclxm9.gif

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