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post Apr 15 2006, 07:15 AM, updated 20y ago

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this japanese guy is trying to write a review on a sim racing game, rfactor. it doesn't matter if you have never play or heard of it. take a look. er.. and those replies are hilarious too.

http://forum.rscnet.org/showthread.php?t=247661
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post Apr 15 2006, 07:53 AM

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Graphic!

I don't urine when I play rFACTOR, the graphic are smooth and special! ! The addon of Hudson show how detail you can get textures of possible calibre. 30/10 ! !


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Multiplays!

I race it in group race the other week such badness, I never have experience! The mans were smash my car and then they say "lol n00blarz", I can not understand it??? Then I find best server in Japan, many mans drifts!! 20/10! !


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Overscore!

75/10!!!!!!!!! I give it the Mitsufumi-san approve!!! Stamper. You buy it!! Forever cheerfully playing this sim for you. I have finished review, it is completely perfect. Never in my life have I had such feel in sim. The future is cheerfully playing in the nature!!


Congratulations, IQ -10 points! laugh.gif
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post Apr 15 2006, 08:38 AM

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Hm.... he stay in 'megalopolis' of Osaka...
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post Apr 15 2006, 08:59 AM

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ummm,i didnt even laugh a bit

maybe cos im used to going to japan and hearing ppl write and speak broken english

well i did laugh at the lol n00blarz part laugh.gif

but other than that,i totally understand his review,now i feel like getting rFactor

gotta go get a pc then....saving money,saving money
Aoshi_88
post Apr 15 2006, 11:19 AM

Talking isn't difficult. Speaking is.
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Lol....i want to urine and vomit too! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif biggrin.gif
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post Apr 15 2006, 01:39 PM

really meh?
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the first post was way too long to read.
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post Apr 15 2006, 02:33 PM

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haha nice find

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I GET ANGRY AND SMASH MY INTERNET BOX


roflmao
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post Apr 15 2006, 04:59 PM

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That game review delivers rclxms.gif
Its like the one in a million post that really makes you laugh so hard laugh.gif
Great find biggrin.gif
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post Apr 15 2006, 05:50 PM

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at least he admits his english isnt very good... smile.gif
i applaud him for giving a review eventhough his english was not very good...

but to laugh at him...come on...thats harsh...it's not like everyone's english is perfect... rolleyes.gif
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post Apr 15 2006, 06:17 PM

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One of the replies:

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Your english is getting better, Mitsufumi. You must have spent many an hour polishing your knob-handle.


OH GOD MY PARENTS THINK I'M MAD, I CANT STOP LAUGHING. RFLMAOLOL.


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post Apr 15 2006, 08:14 PM

What?
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I certainly am cheerful after reading that. No need to even play the game. laugh.gif
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post Apr 15 2006, 08:33 PM

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Mr Hiroku is a legend laugh.gif
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post Apr 15 2006, 08:49 PM

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This guy make my day,


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I told you I wait it for Racing Legend. On the west racing forum I introduce Mr Hiroku! Jokes in the wait, for the good time of the club! The club find them very fume. Mr Hiroku joke are very poplar in Japan. Mr Hiroku jokes are told to man and child and animal!!!
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post Apr 22 2006, 04:30 AM

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Heee...japanese verse in english r sometimes funny too. Eventhough they might know more words than our primary kid but yet their sentence structure is somehow funny. Too used to their own mother tounge I guess.
Aoshi_88
post Apr 22 2006, 07:46 AM

Talking isn't difficult. Speaking is.
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Or direct translation. biggrin.gif
jonjon87
post Apr 23 2006, 11:56 PM

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i wonder what does knob-handle means?

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post Apr 28 2006, 10:03 AM

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I wonder anyone one of you get any one of the jokes?

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post Apr 28 2006, 10:09 AM

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I think it means "firm grip"

 

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