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Man should listen!
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TSIcehart
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 Apr 10 2006, 11:29 PM, updated 20y ago
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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility, but each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendants' ladies' room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
When he arrived in the attendants' ladies' room, he found four marked buttons, next to the paper rolls:
WW, WA, PP, and ATR.
Making the mistake so many men make of not listening to women, he disregarded what the flight attendant said, as his curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW button, and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed onto his bare bottom.
He thought, Wow, these gals really have it nice! So a little more boldly, he pressed the WA button, and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
Ahhh, he thought, No wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!
So he pushed the next button, PP, with anticipation. A soft, disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
Man, this is great, he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what had happened. He explained that the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the plane's ladies' room.
The nurse explained, "Yes, you must have been having a great time until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removal button."
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rcracer
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Apr 11 2006, 01:14 AM
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hahha...oh shi..
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Tachikoma
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Apr 11 2006, 01:15 AM
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LOL, looks like ATR also = automatic testicle removal button
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David900924
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Apr 11 2006, 11:02 AM
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ouch tats hurt my lanjiao
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one.good.guy
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Apr 11 2006, 10:57 PM
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ohh sheesh. that gonna hurt like hell! how to screw later on?
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Makenshi
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Apr 11 2006, 11:50 PM
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lmao this funny....but damn pity the guy, no more 'little brother'?
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DeathWing
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Apr 11 2006, 11:52 PM
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OMG OMG!!!
FUNNY!
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RoyMcAvoy
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Apr 12 2006, 11:06 AM
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wahahahahahahahahaha it's damn funny  |
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guest19
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Apr 14 2006, 09:43 PM
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haha.......so funny
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tuRtL3
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Apr 20 2006, 01:24 PM
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Hahahhaaa.. nice nice....
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akira de aimbuster
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Apr 20 2006, 01:57 PM
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testiscal pain > penis pain
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soulmate
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Apr 22 2006, 12:18 AM
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i know it's just a joke, btw... whut ATR has to do in ladies room?  |
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Dead__Man
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Apr 22 2006, 01:41 AM
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QUOTE(soulmate @ Apr 22 2006, 12:18 AM) i know it's just a joke, btw... whut ATR has to do in ladies room? Er.......... how old are you? |
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soulmate
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Apr 22 2006, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE(Dead__Man @ Apr 22 2006, 01:41 AM) Er.......... how old are you?  just asking coz i have never been into ladies room is that device available all there.. or are you ladies coz u know so and so  |
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Dead__Man
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Apr 23 2006, 11:00 AM
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QUOTE(soulmate @ Apr 22 2006, 05:53 PM) just asking coz i have never been into ladies room is that device available all there.. or are you ladies coz u know so and so Erm, I suppose you know what a tampon is? Well, in a 14 hour flight, some women have to change it. And I'm male, FYI. |
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tunertoobe
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Apr 23 2006, 04:53 PM
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QUOTE(Dead__Man @ Apr 23 2006, 11:00 AM) Erm, I suppose you know what a tampon is? Well, in a 14 hour flight, some women have to change it. And I'm male, FYI. You buaya. |
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Assassin
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Apr 24 2006, 08:38 PM
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he become ah gua already
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lordzarx
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Apr 24 2006, 11:23 PM
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waaa so funny maa is dis real story if yes than gal very lucky having all tat accomodation but pity tat guy |
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Novensiles
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Apr 26 2006, 12:09 AM
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This post has been edited by Novensiles: Aug 5 2011, 02:34 PM
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