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 The Aussie, Kiwi and Sth African, Be careful who ya drink with

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TSShooterz
post Apr 1 2006, 12:27 PM, updated 20y ago

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An Australian, a Kiwi and South African are in a bar one night having a
beer.

All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, throws his glass in the
air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"In Seth Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from
the same one twice," he says.

The Kiwi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

"Wull mate, in Noo Zulland we have so much sand to make the glasses that we
don't need to drink out the same glass either," he says

The Australian, cool as a Koala, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the South African and Kiwi.
He turns to the astonished barman and says, "In Australia we have so many
South Africans and Kiwis that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice."
Aoshi_88
post Apr 1 2006, 01:22 PM

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Lol........ rclxms.gif rclxms.gif rclxms.gif
draex3
post Apr 1 2006, 11:32 PM

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haha
see diff version of it
but this 1 .. is ... quite good

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post Apr 3 2006, 01:00 PM

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LOL....good 1
Chrisky
post Apr 4 2006, 06:05 PM

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is that racist ? sweat.gif

but still its funny. laugh.gif rclxms.gif
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post Apr 6 2006, 02:06 AM

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QUOTE(Chrisky @ Apr 4 2006, 06:05 PM)
is that racist ?  sweat.gif

but still its funny.  laugh.gif  rclxms.gif
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yea funny yet racist joke rclxms.gif
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post Apr 6 2006, 08:08 PM

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this is the diff version of the one where 3 person on a plane
signither
post Apr 10 2006, 11:01 AM

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my lecturer used to tell this joke, with those particular accents too rclxms.gif

This post has been edited by signither: Apr 10 2006, 11:01 AM
Mgsrulz
post Apr 11 2006, 03:12 AM

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another version is the malaysian one...throw the bangladeshi(i think) out of the train,saying got many of them in malaysia...
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post May 5 2006, 12:16 PM

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lol.. good one.. and it's also true.. biggrin.gif

 

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