Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle of the plane , both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a practical joke. None is forthcoming , the plane starts moving faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realise they are headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts off smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands and apparently it was just a sick joke .

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says .

"YOU KNOW, KEVIN , ONE OF THESE DAYS, THEY'RE GONNA SCREAM TOO LATE AND WE'RE ALL GONNA BL**DY DIE."

ahahahahah awesome!!!

Great one!

Hahaha, that's a good one!

fark so how they're going to land the plane anyway?

ILS autolanding approach.
Many landings are automated now adays.

yeah.. but not recommended during bad weather rite....
huhuhh.... wonder how the pilots passed the exam

Highly recommended in bad visibility condition.
Heck, if visibility is low, visual landing is not allowed, only Cat 3 ILS autoland is allowed.

wah.. how u know this stuff??

awesome, I needed a laugh!!!

Actually other than liftoff and emergency situations... what the heck do you need the pilot for anyway =_= everything else is autopilot.

damn that was funnay

i dun understand

the pilots heard the passangers scream so they lift off, they blind d cannot see mah( if i didn get it wrongly)

yep,ur correct...if the passenger scream a lil bit slower they can just R.I.P

hahaha.. Very funny!

they kenot see, how do they know which button to press?

anyway great joke, i laughed.