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KannaSai1
post Feb 5 2013, 02:03 PM

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post Feb 5 2013, 02:04 PM

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[Up to 58% Off] 1-Day Unicorn Riding at Ulu Yam. Choose With / Without Magic Pumpkin Carriage from RM9,000,000
Unlike bigfoot, Santa Claus and the perfect men, unicorns really exist. Today’s Groupon offers full proof with a one-day unicorn-back riding from The Horse Whispers, at Ulu Yam. Choose from:

One-day unicorn-back riding without magic pumpkin for RM9,000,000 instead of RM20,930,232.60
One-day unicorn-back riding with magic pumpkin for RM9,000,001 instead of RM21,428,573.80

The Horse Whispers
Jalan Besar, Ulu Yam Baharu, Batang Kali
Selangor 44300
Company Website

Trudge on barefoot to briefings regarding unicorn temperaments, riding and history in psychedelic dreams as conducted by fairy god mother guides with up to five centuries of experience. Despite common reduction to myths and theatrical ponies, USA imported unicorns welcome mortal riders through scenic greenery and streams of dreams also known as Sungai Ulu Yam. While lone rangers are encouraged to brave nature and choir animals on bare backs, magic pumpkins are available for romancers or curfew chasing princesses. Suitable for all ages, sparkling stallions and magical mares return to starting points by sundown before galloping away into rainbows leading to fairytales and bank bags.

In the event of bad weather, unicorns will be replaced with party hat-wearing horses. Management reserves the rights to replace unicorns with uniforms, unicycles or universities.

Phone: 03-5555 5five55


Twitter: @common_unicorn
KannaSai1
post Feb 5 2013, 02:05 PM

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My girlfriend and I really enjoyed the tranquil and lovely ride through the forest and the friendly guides. If budgets allow, I would recommend the doublecorns because while unicorns are quite pedestrian, doublecorns are fantastic. We have never seen such majestic poodles – Jan 29, 2012
– Robert Redford

If you go early, the guides allow you to whisper to the horses. Sometimes, they even whisper back. Life-changing. – Oct 3, 2011
– Corn

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