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TSdarun
post Mar 27 2006, 08:43 AM, updated 20y ago

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Sorry if posted before, a friend just sent me this..

There once was a very good old barber in New York.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he
goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot
accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and
leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,
there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...



Can you guess?
Come on, think like a Singaporean....
Have you got the answer?
Come on. Guess

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Naota-kun
post Mar 27 2006, 09:03 AM

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malaysians also same la.
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post Mar 27 2006, 09:35 AM

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samething with we our self lar....which malaysian don't like cheap or free stuffs???
CKKwan
post Mar 27 2006, 10:24 AM

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I think Malaysian is worst!!!!
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post Mar 27 2006, 01:39 PM

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nice joke man!
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post Mar 27 2006, 04:11 PM

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QUOTE(CKKwan @ Mar 26 2006, 10:24 PM)
I think Malaysian is worst!!!!
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post Mar 27 2006, 04:37 PM

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hey c.mon where is the answer?
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post Mar 27 2006, 04:37 PM

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You click on his post then you will have the answer la...
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post Mar 27 2006, 07:45 PM

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QUOTE(darun @ Mar 27 2006, 08:43 AM)
Sorry if posted before, a friend just sent me this..

There once was a very good old barber in New York.
One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he
goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot
accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and
leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop,
there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after  the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop; there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there...
Can you guess?
Come on, think like a Singaporean....
Have you got the answer?
Come on. Guess

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it is not cheap, u have 2 fly over there and have a free hair cut... rclxub.gif rclxub.gif rclxub.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif shocking.gif

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WhitE LighteR
post Mar 27 2006, 08:59 PM

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QUOTE(AngelOfDestruction @ Mar 27 2006, 04:37 PM)
hey c.mon where is the answer?
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post Mar 27 2006, 09:51 PM

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I not really understand."A dozen Singaporeans are waiting for a free haircut! ".Isnt it mean teh Sporean kiasu

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post Mar 27 2006, 10:02 PM

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QUOTE(guest19 @ Mar 27 2006, 09:51 PM)
I not really understand."A dozen Singaporeans are waiting for a free haircut! ".Isnt it mean teh Sporean kiasu
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Want free things la..

I've seen the Malaysian version laugh.gif
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post Mar 27 2006, 10:50 PM

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QUOTE(Zephyr_Mage @ Mar 27 2006, 10:02 PM)
Want free things la..

I've seen the Malaysian version laugh.gif
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post Mar 27 2006, 11:04 PM

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Same 1...
but I think the Malaysian 1 more true lo... laugh.gif
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post Mar 27 2006, 11:10 PM

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QUOTE(amyhs99 @ Mar 27 2006, 07:45 PM)
it is not cheap, u have 2 fly over there and have a free hair cut... rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  rclxub.gif  shocking.gif  shocking.gif  shocking.gif  shocking.gif  shocking.gif  shocking.gif
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eeee.... got singaporean rite staying in NY..
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post Mar 27 2006, 11:55 PM

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QUOTE(Zephyr_Mage @ Mar 27 2006, 11:04 PM)
Same 1...
but I think the Malaysian 1 more true lo... laugh.gif
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post Mar 28 2006, 04:35 AM

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so wat the answer???
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post Mar 28 2006, 11:49 AM

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QUOTE(guest19 @ Mar 27 2006, 11:55 PM)
why u say so?
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Sometimes I think Malaysians more kiasu tongue.gif

QUOTE(d@n @ Mar 28 2006, 04:35 AM)
so wat the answer???
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post Mar 28 2006, 11:58 AM

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QUOTE(guest19 @ Mar 27 2006, 11:55 PM)
why u say so?
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Because he doesnt like Malaysia and wants to live in Singapore. Nuff said.
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post Mar 28 2006, 12:11 PM

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