Olaf Winstedt ada satu sifat buruk. Bila dia ditugaskan ke negeri-negeri FMS, dia tidak buat kerja yang ditugaskan tapi dia selongkar istana-istana Melayu and belajar pasal manuskrip-manuskrip lama.

Pada 1909 dia tulis dalam satu unpublished Journal by Asiatic Society, ILMU MEMANGGIL PUNTIANAK. Recorded from account of Dato’ Amarabangsa Wiraja/Wijaya.. Seorang pawang yang amat ampuh zaman itu dari Temenggor.. Sometimes in 1850′s.

BOLEH CUBA KALAU BERANI…

Read this LOUD and CLEAR!

Sebaik baik Jin, sejahat jahat manusia.

full version boleh buat orang jadi syirik

So who wants to be the first victim?

u no report aye&nay, lenglui, amoi thread liao? girls thread now already spamming alot in /k/

u off duty liao or u also enjoy?

full version boleh buat orang jadi syirik

aku baca sampai habis

tapi dia cakap namanya Seri Pc

Kalau gatal nak cuba, baca 2 kali. Kali pertama takde apa. Kali kedua ada, cara kena betul. Ibu jari kanan ambil air lelangit kanan. Letak bawak telapak kaki kiri baru start baca. Oh ya, ibu jari tu bagi sentuh tanah dan tenyeh² sikit. Jangan pakai kasut, mesti berkaki ayam. Ada lintas jer terus rentap jari ibu tadi. Niat matikan bacaan tadi. Kalau tak sempat. Terus Azan. Kalau tak sempat juga. Tengok jangan pejam mata. Pagi esok makan panadol 2-3 butir. Elak demam.

Oh i scroll fast fast.
Read silently pun i sked edy.

tak percaya korang baca asmpai habis
ada jari telunjuk kau rasa bergegar tak?

scribbles of someone under the influence of hallucinogens

treat it as hooga booga text to summon the supernatural

bodoh ke hapa

pinjam golok yang dah diasap
aku serius ni
limau kasturi oso

pinjam golok yang dah diasap
aku serius ni
limau kasturi oso

FUUU i read outloud then just after that i head a female voice scream.. WTF WTF WTF.. im not shitting u... damn

I TOLD U BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CURSE
IT KEEP HAPPENING!
your jari telunjuk rasa bergegar?
ada rasa pening kepala?

I TOLD U BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CURSE
IT KEEP HAPPENING!
your jari telunjuk rasa bergegar?
ada rasa pening kepala?

I TOLD U BRO
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS CURSE
IT KEEP HAPPENING!
your jari telunjuk rasa bergegar?
ada rasa pening kepala?

tak lah
dia berdiri teguh dalam seluar ku
sebab malam ni sejuk
oso ayam havent fap for 3 weeks straight

mohon transcript di dalam .txt , nak test guna microsoft sam tengok ada langsuir masuk komputer ke tidak.

kuat pulak signal 3g kat sana.....
hati hati kalau terjumpa sang kelembai ye?

hey mambang tanah mambang air mambang api

aku tak berani cuba sebab sekarang aku kat kaki gunung kinabalu

apa kata atheist macam kau cuba? 

aku moslem

friend , gua siap repeat 3 kali , kali ketiga sambil rap hippity hop music

no effect , how ?

apa kejadahnye percaya benda mengarut macam ni. manaada hantu langsuir bagai

cari buat apa malam malam liek this
u shud sked of rimau and orang utan with ak-47 than hantu liao

Benda2 macam ni pun korang percaya...ko ingat senang2 langsuir tu nak ikut cakap ko...kena ada ilmu kat dada tu bukan senang2 tulis pastu baca...mcm lahanat.

aku moslem

friend , gua siap repeat 3 kali , kali ketiga sambil rap hippity hop music

no effect , how ?

apa kejadahnye percaya benda mengarut macam ni. manaada hantu langsuir bagai

ini lagi mengarut, apa jadahnye langsuir tu tak keluar sebab tak cukup ilmu ? kalau ada orang mengaku nampak langsuir tu bukan sebab dia ilmu banyak, itu sebab dia high ganja

High ganja kepala hangguk ko...aku pernah nampak langsuir masa aku umur 14. Langsuir ada tapi tak semua dapat tengok, and tak semua orang boleh suka2 panggil. Dia bukan adik ko nak suka2 panggil.

humans are highly suggestible creatures

kalau dah kau dari zaman punai belum sunat , kepala dah diketuk ketuk dengan cerita langsuir pocong toyol hantu raya etc, memang highly likely la kau tengok bayang bayang pun boleh nampak macam langsuir. banyak factor yang boleh explain apa yang kau rasa kau nampak tu.
plis jangan biarkan diri anda diselubungi misteri sarkis

Ko belum pernah tengok lagi kot tu yang cakap berdegar tu...nanti dah tengok agaknye terberak dalam seluar kot.

Ko belum pernah tengok lagi kot tu yang cakap berdegar tu...nanti dah tengok agaknye terberak dalam seluar kot.

mohon transcript di dalam .txt , nak test guna microsoft sam tengok ada langsuir masuk komputer ke tidak.

jangan click , nanti tattuttttt

tu mentera untuk halau la

jilaka betul
7-E got sell panadol?

tatutnye

orang dangkal fikiran dan cetek ilmu je yang akan termakan ayat ayat sarkis "wuu kau tak tengok lagi memang laa wuuu uu u " . pejadahnye , kalau dah tak wujud, celah mana aku nak tertengok ?

hantu ni tempatnye dalam filem

Tengok celah paha jiran ko lah ada hantu tu...bangang nak mampus ko ni bai. Ko tahu oksigen tu wujud ke tak? Ko pernah nampak oksigen? Hantu ni makhluk halus. Ada sebab orang cakap makhluk halus. tak semua orang nampak. orang bangang macam ko ni lagi lah susah nak nampak sebab tak percaya wujud jin and setan.

Oh i scroll fast fast.
Read silently pun i sked edy.

pesal langloyar tak ada kat arab dan eropah eh?

pesal kat sini angloyarburuk pun ang percaya..an an an

i read it 20 times already

where are my f***ing pontianaks

patutla
u mas have entered the 'unknown zone'
where using compass and GPS is useless
unknown force interference....

playing around with djinn is a bad move. dont u guys watched Wishmaster? lulz

Aladdin is an impoverished young ne'er-do-well in a Chinese town, who is recruited by a sorcerer from the Maghreb, who passes himself off as the brother of Aladdin's late father Qaseem, convincing Aladdin and his mother of his goodwill by apparently making arrangements to set up the lad as a wealthy merchant. The sorcerer's real motive is to persuade young Aladdin to retrieve a wonderful oil lamp from a booby-trapped magic cave of wonder. After the sorcerer attempts to double-cross him, Aladdin finds himself trapped in the cave. Fortunately, Aladdin retains a magic ring lent to him by the sorcerer as protection. When he rubs his hands in despair, he inadvertently rubs the ring, and a jinni, or "genie", appears, who takes him home to his mother. Aladdin is still carrying the lamp, and when his mother tries to clean it, a second, far more powerful genie appears, who is bound to do the bidding of the person holding the lamp. With the aid of the genie of the lamp, Aladdin becomes rich and powerful and marries Princess Badroulbadour, the Emperor's daughter. The genie builds Aladdin a wonderful palace – far more magnificent than that of the Emperor himself.
The sorcerer returns and is able to get his hands on the lamp by tricking Aladdin's wife, who is unaware of the lamp's importance, by offering to exchange "new lamps for old". He orders the genie of the lamp to take the palace along with all its contents to his home in the Maghreb. Fortunately, Aladdin retains the magic ring and is able to summon the lesser genie. Although the genie of the ring cannot directly undo any of the magic of the genie of the lamp, he is able to transport Aladdin to Maghreb, and help him recover his wife and the lamp and defeat the sorcerer.
The sorcerer's more powerful and evil brother tries to destroy Aladdin for killing his brother by disguising himself as an old woman known for her healing powers. Badroulbadour falls for his disguise, and commands the "woman" to stay in her palace in case of any illnesses. Aladdin is warned of this danger by the genie of the lamp and slays the imposter. Everyone lives happily ever after, Aladdin eventually succeeding to his father-in-law's throne.

U tak cukup ilmu di dada, that why u don't see it.

Owai

What the f*** did you just f***ing say about me, you level 1 necromancer ? I'll have you know I graduated top of necromancy class in Tristram, and I've been involved in numerous activities like raising the dead, and I have over 300 confirmed undead raised to defeat Diablo. I am trained in using Raise Dead and I'm the top necromancer in the entire town of Tristram. Your raise dead scripture are nothing to me but just another text. I will raise the dead with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my unholy words. You think you can get away with saying that to me while im totally casting raise dead now? Think again, level 1 necromancer. As we speak I am secretly contacting my secret network of undead across the world that i have raised and your location is being slow walked to right now so you better prepare for the legion of undead and skeletons that will be reaching out to you slowly. The kind of slow killing that rips out the pathetic organs of yours slowly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can summon the dead in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in summoning too, but I have access to the entire graveyard at Jalan Klang Lama and I will use it to its full extent to raise them with every available mana. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "low level" comment was about to bring down upon your potential half eaten body parts, maybe you would have ask for a script rehearsal to increase skill level. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now im gonna summon another undead for now. Till then I will continue to summon the dead and you will stand still while the legion of undead's rip your brains out for meals

dont u watched Aladdin Disney 

Aladdin (Arabic: علاء الدين‎; meaning, "glory of religion"[1][2]) is a Middle Eastern folk tale. It is one of the tales in The Book of One Thousand and One Nights (Arabian Nights).

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