Dear Mr X,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic
expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an
intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your
consistent and annoying harassment of my co-workers and me during the
commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few
true genetic wastes of our time.

Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of
everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a
waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I
know how to network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to
provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly
attempt to understand the concept of "cut and paste" for the hundredth time.

You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as
binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why
people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you .........

You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in
others. You have a sharp dressed useless look about you that may have worked
for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn
it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring
ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae
that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of
the Dilbert principle. Since this situation is unlikely to change without
you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my
resignation.

However, I have a few parting thoughts.

1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you
to give me a bad reference. The most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not
to comment." I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of
years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on
your own.

2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every
password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I
am going to publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved when
you made me "back up" your useless files. I do believe that terms like
"Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by the company.

3. When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures of your Mother's
birthday," you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of
yourself in the mirror. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron
you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a
sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe
places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of reference. (Try to use a
spell check please; I hate having to correct your mistakes.)

Thank you for your time, and I expect the reference on my desk by 8:00 am
tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted
repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*** with your
systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free
time!

Wishing you a grand and glorious day.

Revenge is sweet mah  Before you think that letter is extreme, there have been many cases of employee murder boss bcos boh song him

Does that mean you do not train anyone to do your job?? What happen when you are a senior person??  Do people want to work for you if you do not teach them anything??  Just because your boss is bad does that mean you will not teach any junior people??  You have to be bad too?