tell you a joke k? ... My friend who work in a saloon ask me to go to hers to try the service, then her bf who is my friend too ask me how long is my hair? So i answered almost reaching waist. Then he ask why you keep so long? I answered i plan to keep my hair till cover my buttock. Then he scold me keep so long for what! I answer 'SO THAT I CAN COVER MY NIPPLE AND ASS CRACK WHEN I NAKED!'. He straight silent and his gf LOL. The girl says 'Really give you kek sei'. Then i tell 'Sorry, sometimes my creativity is a bit very horny type. But this idea is inspired by The Little Mermaid. So don't let your kids watch horny cartoon next time.' Both of them LOL and facepalm.

lol.... Jie go sleep la

Now playing with you lo....

this weekend busy and he's going Krabi ....

i duno what i talk also... I just whatever shit comes out

funny right.....

follow what?

it's a bad thing.... Cause i always just blurt everything out

.... Troy i duno if i should go sg or i should just guai guai stay home

He goes with his friends .... I go wedding

duno save money?

i wait for your calls till neck long

no enjoy.... I hate family function from my dad's side .... Everytime also conversation bout money

this weekend itself my cousin sis getting married and 2 ex colleague. Bankrupt just cause of red booms

y not much voice? Sorethroat drink honey lemon! My name is Crystele and not CrSy ...

moaning!

They don't keep bising i thanks god

this days is at least 50

people say if like tat must French Kiss to cure it

Now 50 also count cheapskate amt lol

you memang leng

hide in my room spam with you all more stim lo

hi Fernleaf

They say will get well after the bacteria is transmitted woh.... Lol

what full frame?

i only go my own cousin one.... So the other 2 is burned amt

i like to eat petai before French Kiss.... So the smell linger damn freakin long till poop pee also that smell

that's Oppa Crystele Style!

that's y i say i Kiam Siap ... I give 50only

pro leh lol.... Chau taufu also can try lol



But that amt is like damn cheap skate for today usual price

So far is Ok...but Today many cases

every week also at least 1 wedding.... I know la got rumour it's end of the world in Dec but also no need all gatal wan marry at the same year ma! i bankrupt! No give like even moar bad.... Give a bit lo.... Lucky i no give RM1 lottery ticket you know!

weekly have 1wedding until end of December !

no rm1 meh? Buy from magnum 1 ringgit big

Yeah lo should i get married tat day also?

seriously.... I never thought of doing wedding dinner if i getting married unless the guy side family insist. My mom agree cause no need go thru the hassle. Just a family dinner then holiday wedding better. If really need to, then I'll just do it a buffet style better right? But for sure in my grandaunt around she'll wan a grand wedding dinner Duno....

Lol.. No la....

no la... I no buy except when my dad ask me go buy for him