no typo... master bad i kick their pets... its pets job to protect master.. so i shorten the process and aim at your pet terus.... save me a lot of trouble.. wuahahahhahahaha....

*sepak troy13th far far*

hmph~!

oooooooo... hmmmm......... errrrrrmmmmmmmm...... hmmmmmm...... errrrrrmmmmmm.... eeeee.... who are you again?

*jump to flying kick paku....*

wait~~~~... *pull handbrake*.. cho to ma teh~~~~~

*go wears a metal boot*

now i not scare paku liao... lai bah..

*jumps and flying kick paku*

*sits tight tight and not move a muscle*

..... but.... but..... back back itchy..... got.... mosquito..... must... tahan.......... argghh.... cannot.. scratch.... itchy..... argghh... mosquito..... sucking blood................

*flat like a flat balloon on the floor*

X.X

nicole.. i teach you a way to kill two birds with one stone eh?

*only left skin.. no blood jor.. flat...*

go find a few friend who opens boutique and talk with them.. ask them if you can post their pic into web and help them sell and you earn commission.. that way you not need keep stock.. and you got ready hand stock.. and your fren can clear thier stock coz free "advertisement" and when you got order.. you tell your fren keep the shirt and you go and take and the post lor..

master.. permission to go missing...

sorry.. its gonna be quite permenant i am really "bad" when i get emo and grumpy not good to be around..

yes master....

*gives highlowyat a flying kick to the face before disappears*

*pops back*

why you sadding? dunt sad dun sad...

come come i tell you a joke...

hmm... lemme think... hmmm....

an ah lian go to see a doc with two burnt ears and the doc ask her.... what happened to your ears?.. ah lian answered.. i was ironing the clothes when the phone rang.. since i work at call centre and have to pick up the phone quickly when it rangs.... i accidentally put the iron to my ear lor.... the doctor nods and then ask.. so... what happened to the other ear?.. the ah lian answered.. that freaking idiot call back lar!!

har? which idiot wor... hmm... the joke dint make you laugh meh.. i was thinking of a joke related to you geh.. hmmm.. lemme think of another one joke then.. hmmmm....

ah ha... mr highlowyat was changing in the locker room after a gym workout when his fren notices there is a c*ckscrew (something you stuff your wine with to "tutup" the bottle) at his a$s.. so his fren asked... how did that get there?... he answered.. sigh... i was jogging down the beach when i kicked a bottle... i picked it up and there seems to be something weird inside.. so i shakes the bottle and something seems angry inside.. so i unplug the c*ckscrew and out flies an angry genie... he was so angry that i was stunt when he said i will grant you one wish for releasing.... to which i replied... "no sh!t!?"... and the genie smiled and take the c*ckscrew from my hand and... you know lar where it goes.... =.="

This post has been edited by Wolves: Nov 7 2012, 05:24 PM

how abt that joke.. did that make you laugh? mr highlowyat gonna be angry at me.. wuahahahahaha...

no funny? sigh... my jokes phailed =.=" i cannot be a comedian....... boo hoo hoo~~~~

................ i dunno is that a joke or for real.... sigh...

yay~~~

time to dissappear before someone comes back and scolds me

*poof~~*