my english not so good many apologys

my girlfriend always make fart when eat. it embarrasing on many level. take home to meet parents and we eat much food and she fart like water buffalos. she brought shame upon me and family.

how make girlfriend not fart? i need ancient chinese secret because she is chinese

many thanks

-Wing

u need to get her this:


a butt plug

also, try activated charcoal from pharmacy, to absorb air. and she shud drink ginger juice to relief air also

you say i plug butt with charcoal? what if flame?!

a butt plug? Wow, first time saw this kind of thing. But the guy said "she fart like water buffalos", I'm wondering if the butt plug will be useful, don't later too much gas in the body, cause the butt plug to shot out, it will be more embarrass!

yes what if plug in butt make more of the poop

such a stupid question i wonder is your brain is the same?

This post has been edited by shaxdow: Nov 3 2012, 11:30 AM

is brain same what

no

activated charcoal pills from pharmacy. u eat 2 tablets. inside stomach it absorb air. reduce fart.

butt plug to stop air from going out. but sit on it dunno, yr gf may scream. hahaha this one don try if not sure.

but charcoal pill is a must.

for natural ingredient, drink ginger juice. boil it with some honey and drink. add some lemon grass to boil also good.

coz her digestion not good, give off alot of gas inside her intestines.

let other ppl judge you

simple way to control fart is breathe in and out deep when u feel the wind is coming then it'll go away

many thanks i about to brake courtship with girlfriend because fart but now i buy plug for butt and pills of charcoal and gingers juice and tell her breath many thanks

maybe now parents wont call me waste

had you both considered asking a doctor? there're quite some reasons for continuous flatulence. For instance, someone with lactose intolerance would (possibly) causes flatulence...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactose_intolerance

Maybe observe what she've been eating before flatulence occurs.. Hope these helps.

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Not sure if you're trolling..

just break up with her case solved

Ok here goes:

Omg...fart is a normal thing but at the very least excuse herself to toilet to fart. Not on the table though

seems like you are trolling us.... Gal will never fart like buffalo on the table....seems like you exaggerate the situation...

dude, your english seems like chinese went through some google translate..