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post Oct 19 2012, 10:14 PM, updated 14y ago

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Cockroach that can fly are actually pregnant. According to the documentary
film, their ability to fly stem from a survival instincts to protect their
eggs while incubating. So it's a natural progression of their ability when a
female cockroach gets pregnant.

So when you do see a flying cockroach, be sure to send it flying to heaven
before it spills it (evil spawns out!!!)

To totally eliminate their race, after killing the pregnant cockroach, use
alcohol to burn it, so as to totally wipe out the eggs ((remember the movie
Aliens, where Sigourney Weaver burns the eggs??)) that the only way to
totally kill out these roaches.

Do not, attempt to flush the dead cockroach down the toilet
without burning it or totally squashing it! The eggs will still hatch and
climb out to spread their evil around and you have more to deal with in
time.

Also, do not use insecticide on the pregnant cockroach cos it will only help
the eggs to develop resistance against the insecticide in future.
I heard that flying cockroaches are pregnant. Is this true?
And where can I get the facts?
johnkia
post Oct 19 2012, 10:17 PM

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how come some small cockroach that haven develop their hardshell oso can fly one? stupid theory?
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:18 PM

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KILL IT KILL IT KILLLLLLL

BEFORE IT LAY EGSS!!!!!!!!?!
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:20 PM

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Can fly or not, I will kill it
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:20 PM

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QUOTE(johnkia @ Oct 19 2012, 10:17 PM)
how come some small cockroach that haven develop their hardshell oso can  fly one? stupid theory?
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where got?
never see small cockroach fly before...drill plz whistling.gif
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:21 PM

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wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


sorry....

ayam sked lipas...pregnant or not also must dai

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:23 PM

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:24 PM

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wtf should burn the cockroaches instead of flush down the toilet?? no wonder they kept coming back!
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:25 PM

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kepala hutak lu...

normally, only full grown adult roaches can fly...no matter male or female.


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post Oct 19 2012, 10:25 PM

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QUOTE(hg_runt @ Oct 19 2012, 10:23 PM)
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oh mai

i ma gonna kill u soon

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:26 PM

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QUOTE(hg_runt @ Oct 19 2012, 10:23 PM)
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LIPAS ABAH HANG mad.gif mad.gif vmad.gif
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:27 PM

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QUOTE(nicole_4ever @ Oct 19 2012, 10:25 PM)
oh mai

i ma gonna kill u soon

damn geli doh.gif
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don't smash your monitor.. tongue.gif
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:28 PM

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:29 PM

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this thread soon 10 pages picture of lipas

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:29 PM

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Yes. Searching for place to lay eggs.
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:29 PM

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:33 PM

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lol, since when cockroach pregnant?
lay egg la
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:36 PM

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stupid cockroach the more u halau the more it'll come near u
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:38 PM

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QUOTE(tailangong @ Oct 19 2012, 10:20 PM)
where got?
never see small cockroach fly before...drill plz  whistling.gif
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i dun bring camera everywhr i go -.-
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:39 PM

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QUOTE(pr0pofol @ Oct 19 2012, 10:36 PM)
stupid cockroach the more u halau the more it'll come near u
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:41 PM

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:42 PM

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QUOTE(zerorating @ Oct 19 2012, 10:33 PM)
lol, since when cockroach pregnant?
lay egg la
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Very geli ooh sweat.gif must kill when I see one..! vmad.gif

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:42 PM

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QUOTE(pr0pofol @ Oct 19 2012, 10:36 PM)
stupid cockroach the more u halau the more it'll come near u
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spiders oso the same, esp those big ones vmad.gif

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:43 PM

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:46 PM

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QUOTE(suicideroach @ Oct 19 2012, 10:25 PM)
kepala hutak lu...

normally, only full grown adult roaches can fly...no matter male or female.
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mana sos bang?

QUOTE(Fame2163 @ Oct 19 2012, 10:29 PM)
Yes. Searching for place to lay eggs.
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u see..some say only adults can fly
some pulak say got eggs one fly
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:48 PM

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Last time I step on the head and leave the body there. After that I went to shower and brush teeth.

Gues what.. I saw 10++ cockroaches babies white colour same like the tile one walking around.
Damn fukkin yuck
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:50 PM

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QUOTE(zerorating @ Oct 19 2012, 10:33 PM)
lol, since when cockroach pregnant?
lay egg la
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QUOTE(tailangong @ Oct 19 2012, 10:46 PM)
mana sos bang?
u see..some say only adults can fly
some pulak say got eggs one fly
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Actually, female cockroach lay egg, and carry them around in form of case, called ootheca.

The flying cockroach is male, trying to impress the female cockroach to mate with it.
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:52 PM

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hahaha... if can gif it suddenly flying sure got /k/ who run away from the monitor.

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post Oct 19 2012, 10:53 PM

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QUOTE(huaymeeng @ Oct 19 2012, 10:50 PM)
Actually, female cockroach lay egg, and carry them around in form of case, called ootheca.

The flying cockroach is male, trying to impress the female cockroach to mate with it.
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ok, now we have another story for flying cockroach
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post Oct 19 2012, 10:59 PM

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QUOTE(marumaru @ Oct 19 2012, 10:42 PM)
spiders oso the same, esp those big ones  vmad.gif
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don't kill your spiders. They help you kill your cockroaches.The bigger and more venomous the spider, the better. You could also let them nest under your bed so you'll be protected while you sleep. You can try to leash them near the toilet bowl or something you know? Wherever cockroaches crawl out of. Man, you can kiss your roach problems goodnight.
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post Oct 19 2012, 11:02 PM

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QUOTE(Fenrir7 @ Oct 19 2012, 10:59 PM)
don't kill your spiders. They help you kill your cockroaches.The bigger and more venomous the spider, the better. You could also let them nest under your bed so you'll be protected while you sleep. You can try to leash them near the toilet bowl or something you know? Wherever cockroaches crawl out of. Man, you can kiss your roach problems goodnight.
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u crazy or wut?

once i opened the door to the emergency staircase at my office, a big spider the size of a small kid hand falls down and it kept chasing after me even tho i try to get away from it.

wtf man....
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post Oct 19 2012, 11:03 PM

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QUOTE(marumaru @ Oct 19 2012, 11:02 PM)
u crazy or wut?

once i opened the door to the emergency staircase at my office, a big spider the size of a small kid hand falls down and it kept chasing after me even tho i try to get away from it.

wtf man....
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it just wanted a friend......
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post Oct 19 2012, 11:10 PM

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QUOTE(Fenrir7 @ Oct 19 2012, 11:03 PM)
it just wanted a friend......
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i really geli spider la, every GF i have i will tell them in advance. If we stumbled upon a big spider, dont hate me because i will run away asap.

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post Oct 19 2012, 11:12 PM

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QUOTE(marumaru @ Oct 19 2012, 11:10 PM)
i really geli spider la, every GF i have i will tell them in advance. If we stumbled upon a big spider, dont hate me because i will run away asap.
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Probably not getting a lot of gf's then, ey?
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eew I regret opening this tered. those pics... cry.gif
and it's so not true. baby roaches also can fly laa doh.gif
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post Oct 19 2012, 11:14 PM

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QUOTE(Fenrir7 @ Oct 19 2012, 11:12 PM)
Probably not getting a lot of gf's then, ey?
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all of them dont mind at all, the only complaint i keep getting was that i prefer to spend my weekends playing games than going out with them.
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QUOTE(angel.in.E @ Oct 19 2012, 11:12 PM)
eew I regret opening this tered. those pics... cry.gif
and it's so not true. baby roaches also can fly laa doh.gif
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.... doh.gif
baby cockroaches do not have wings.
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post Oct 19 2012, 11:39 PM

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damn that creature
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aHH.. nature.
only in humans when the girl pregnant... its the guy that initiate cabut.

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