My girlfriend is cute and smart and she's an anime fan like me

The other night she and I were cuddling in bed and she started humping me and whispering "oniichan oniichan" and that turned me on

so I called her "oneechan" and then she stopped and looked at me and I said "what is it" to which she replied "I always wanted a twin brother so we could fornicate all the time" (she's an only child and all I have is a younger brother)
so all night long we were humping and calling each other oniichan and oneechan and I came in my underwear and we were pretending we were brother and sister trying to sexually please each other without having sex and it was rather hot

The people who enjoy Aku no Hana are basically 14 year olds who think its cool to be different. The same ones that say theyre bisexual or pansexual or the scene kids. They are the same kids who think theyre 'so cool' for drinking underaged or pretending they like things no one else likes. Seriously, no one gives a f*** that you think you're some 'special snowflake' and you enjoy eating shit. Get the f*** out hipster scum

It is just 100 tweet with Spice and Wolf on it,and sell it as a book. What a steal!