Today when I woke up, suddenly my hair grown until my waistline and turn yellow, my eye turns green, and my weight increased from 60kg to 80kg, all my muscle become like Arnold!! I try to grab some milk, but end up tearing off the fridge door!! Suddenly a green cockroach flied by, i yell "kamehameha" and point both my palm toward the puny insect, yellow beam was released from my palm and it burst open my wall, the neighbor's balcony and all the way toward KLIA, hitting a plane that is about to land!! Thank god everyone in the plane survive, and this story wasn't told in newspaper, isolated story bro.

This post has been edited by TheEvilMan: Oct 12 2012, 11:41 AM