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post Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM, updated 14y ago

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:19 PM

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who got blanket? sejuk cerita abang.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:20 PM

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With that face, it's hard to find gf. You got a lot of $$$?
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:20 PM

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:20 PM

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QUOTE(sharpex @ Sep 18 2012, 07:19 PM)
who got blanket? sejuk cerita abang.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:21 PM

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:21 PM

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QUOTE(old_and_slow @ Sep 18 2012, 07:20 PM)
1. Degree in medic
2. Tetek besar, punggung mantap
3. Good body figure, need teochew?
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Yes, teochew needed. Our family speaks teochew. i feel proud if my gf (acting gf) can speak in our language.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:22 PM

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:22 PM

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:22 PM

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:22 PM

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM)
See title.

My photo ---> Avatar

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I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in Tawau, Sabah for 7 days. Most likely we will eat at the finest seafood restaurant in town. We will also go Pulau Mabul and maybe to the nearby Pulau Sipadan also. I will pay the RM450 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.

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please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

1. Good Qualification
2. Good Body figure
3. being conversant in teochew dialect will have an advantage.
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Good qualification, good body figure, can speak in teochew.... but your offer is not attractive at all.

2-way air ticket? MYR250 bikini? Food? Accommodation?
Those are cheap offers.
This kind of offer is for 1".

Can you offer something like 1 million USD cash + other benefirs? So that you can get good qualification, good body figure, able to speak in teochew girl.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:23 PM

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post Sep 18 2012, 07:24 PM

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you are really forever alone =="
and you look kinda desperate
hope you find that gurl you want
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:24 PM

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:20 PM)
I'm serious. people with lancao is not invited though.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:24 PM

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Good qualification, good body figure, can speak in teochew.... but your offer is not attractive at all.

2-way air ticket? MYR250 bikini? Food? Accommodation?
Those are cheap offers.
This kind of offer is for 1".

Can you offer something like 1 million USD cash + other benefirs? So that you can get good qualification, good body figure, able to speak in teochew girl.
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I just need an acting gf for 7 days. Rm1mil i can buy 10 vietnam bride online already.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:25 PM

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can tumpang i also need a gf
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whoa so demand liao. want to touchy2 & feely2 bikini some more.

good luck.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:26 PM

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go find escort girl lah bro..no steady gf here
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:27 PM

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You go to chao kit road...7 day no problems at all..

or pm achik also can..he wear bikini sexy brows.gif
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:27 PM

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no female fren in real life? wtf?
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:27 PM

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QUOTE(junsheng @ Sep 18 2012, 07:25 PM)
can tumpang i also need a gf
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B'day boy no gf yet ar? Kelian. Anyway happy B'day to you. bday.gif
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:28 PM

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:24 PM)
I just need an acting gf for 7 days. Rm1mil i can buy 10 vietnam bride online already.
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7 days?
You need 1 million x 7 then.

If you can get cheap vietnamese bride, by all means, please go ahead.
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lol good body and must wear bikini.

you think can find it in /k???

go spam all those models fb la
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:28 PM

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meh. so pricey. better u go off pungut blakang lorong. as long it no batang ofkoz
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QUOTE(rc2x @ Sep 18 2012, 07:27 PM)
B'day boy no gf yet ar? Kelian. Anyway happy B'day to you.  bday.gif
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:29 PM

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no female fren in real life? wtf?
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friends may not want to do that for you... yes, for strangers who see this as a job opportunity.
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Tawau very hard to find amoi meh... where is all your friend??
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there are plenty ppl with such criterias mang
but whether they want u or not is another story
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:29 PM)
friends may not want to do that for you... yes, for strangers who see this as a job opportunity.
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http://forum.lowyat.net/topic/932613
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:31 PM

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Tawau very hard to find amoi meh... where is all your friend??
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Overseas one better wat... I got face. So application is open to west malaysians amoy only.
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ahahahahahahahaha damn despo.

don't like this la ts. so shame one.
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:32 PM

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Singaporean is considered foreigner. I need to pay more if I bring her to Sipadan.
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later kantoi lagi no face....

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You have no face la TS.
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:32 PM)
Singaporean is considered foreigner. I need to pay more if I bring her to Sipadan.
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pick PRC la, some of them are damn hawt
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post Sep 18 2012, 07:36 PM

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pick PRC la, some of them are damn hawt
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wa... then need to apply visa for her... i don't want mafan mafan one... I want those who can come here on their own (will wait her in Tawau Airport), after service, bye bye forever that kind....
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u said 1 day salary RM1000 sure laku.

Your offer tak laku le.
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so how much u pay for a day?
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:36 PM)
wa... then need to apply visa for her... i don't want mafan mafan one... I want those who can come here on their own  (will wait her in Tawau Airport), after service, bye bye forever that kind....
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u go those website got special service one. U go offer their boss this. In lowyat tough la your offer no good and malaysian standard is alot higher than u

Your offer some girls can make in 1 day le.

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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:41 PM)
u said 1 day salary RM1000 sure laku.

Your offer tak laku le.
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makan, minum, tidur, melancong semua free...

Apa kau mau lagi?

okla, if don't have passport, i sponsor 1year international passport ...
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:43 PM)
makan, minum, tidur, melancong semua free...

Apa kau mau lagi?

okla, if don't have passport, i sponsor 1year international passport ...
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tak laku le. u said sponsor trip to venice different story. Go tawau le =.=" they waste their time to benefit you. Later u ask extra service where can?

your terms and condition and offer tak ada matching.

Should said as long as female can apply different story. In this thread already can see one potential target di

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tak laku le. u said sponsor trip to venice different story. Go tawau le =.=" they waste their time to benefit you. Later u ask extra service where can?
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Why are you spoiling my market... you are not even my potential client...
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:45 PM)
Why are you spoiling my market... you are not even my potential client...
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haha u really outdate whats make u think i cant find you that potential client. Your offer so =.=" tell ppl also let them scold
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM)
See title.

I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.


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wah wah wah... 1 oso cannot, must need 2 kah? wanna show off to your kazen mazen ka?

nah, here got service

http://www.myladyescort.com/rates.htm

6 hours = from rm 650. plus 3 shots... i dunno what shots lar... hmm.gif in KK, add rm 30-80 for transport



or this, rm 1,000 a day. sure got nice girl one, but dunno come with shooting or not like the previous site

http://seo-malaysia.my/valentinegirlescort.com/escorts.php


or this

http://escort.malaysiagirlsexy99.com/malaysia_escort.html


or this

http://malaysia-escort.my19.net/



as long ada wang, ada amoi

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his offer can find girl but value not worthy it

or sifu u can go to the serviceboard section offer la see got any potential victim?

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haha u really outdate whats make u think i cant find you that potential client. Your offer so =.=" tell ppl also let them scold
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cause agent will only care for their commission, never care for the benefit of client. So i know you are not my client and not a genuine agent.
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 08:31 PM)
Overseas one better wat... I got face. So application is open to west malaysians amoy only.
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Tawau small place yoh.... senang kantoi.. brows.gif brows.gif
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:48 PM)
cause agent will only care for their commission, never care for the benefit of client. So i know you are not my client and not a genuine agent.
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nope u really fail to be agent. If i am agent i make sure it benefits my client and myself.

I get zero benefit my client also get crappy benefit that she can earn in a day.

Your offer like benefit yourself only HAHAHAHAHAHA please post at mudah.com.my
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guys really thick face doh.gif doh.gif
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hgHAHAHA TS got pawned

Sifu teach u a good tips u go chow kit road or petaling street u see alot girls standing at the street i not sure they girl or look like girl maybe they itnterested
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QUOTE(lucifah @ Sep 18 2012, 07:46 PM)
wah wah wah...  1 oso cannot, must need 2 kah? wanna show off to your kazen mazen ka?

nah, here got service

http://www.myladyescort.com/rates.htm

6 hours = from rm 650. plus 3 shots... i dunno what shots lar...  hmm.gif  in KK, add rm 30-80 for transport
or this, rm 1,000 a day. sure got nice girl one, but dunno come with shooting or not like the previous site

http://seo-malaysia.my/valentinegirlescort.com/escorts.php
or this

http://escort.malaysiagirlsexy99.com/malaysia_escort.html
or this

http://malaysia-escort.my19.net/
as long ada wang, ada amoi
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bang, my activity is healthy family gathering... I'm not paying for sex la. So, there will not be any monetary transaction. But, I can sponsor to make friends lor... that's all.
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM)
Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

2. Good Body figure
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uglyfag demanding hot waifu.


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u won't get any pm

unless she is desperate. kbai
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sifu u so bad meh dont even have female friends. U give this offer to them the success is higher. YOu think stranger all so stupid be victim?
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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:51 PM)
hgHAHAHA TS got pawned

Sifu teach u a good tips u go chow kit road or petaling street u see alot girls standing at the street i not sure they girl or look like girl maybe they itnterested
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these girls make MYR200 an hour?

MYR200 x 24 x 7 = MYR33600.
Subject to outstation allowance, meal allowance, transportation allowance and full insurance coverage.
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:53 PM)
bang, my activity is healthy family gathering... I'm not paying for sex la. So, there will not be any monetary transaction. But, I can sponsor to make friends lor... that's all.
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u can choose not to have sexy sexy time one, but that's the going rate for what you asked for

good body, can wear bikini - how many girls can wear bikini without their stomach fat bulge outside? less than 10% me tell you

even if you look at slim office girls, once you see they undress, sure got belly fat one, a bit a bit. so flattering if wear bikini...




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QUOTE(ALeUNe @ Sep 18 2012, 07:54 PM)
these girls make MYR200 an hour?

MYR200 x 24 x 7 = MYR33600.
Subject to outstation allowance, meal allowance, transportation allowance and full insurance coverage.
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maybe can nego le HAHAHAHAHAHA. Take package or they got a friend of a friend that might like to be victim? mana tau


Added on September 18, 2012, 7:57 pmSifu u post your offer at facebook you ask for pityness ppl will help you spread mana tau someone somewhere in the world might be interested.

Lowyat kopitiam we such offer hahaha better take a bigger pillow to dream

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user posted image

uglyfag demanding hot waifu.
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QUOTE(nicole_4ever @ Sep 18 2012, 07:54 PM)
u won't get any pm

unless she is desperate. kbai
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got, but she will be rejected one coz he want good body one.

want good body but dun wanna pay. rclxub.gif


QUOTE(ALeUNe @ Sep 18 2012, 07:54 PM)
these girls make MYR200 an hour?

MYR200 x 24 x 7 = MYR33600.
Subject to outstation allowance, meal allowance, transportation allowance and full insurance coverage.
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desperado, sure can one

no need 33,600, just give 10,000 oso i think many girls want. but not the nice body type one lar... icon_idea.gif
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Im not surprise if there's a girl PM ts later.

Some girl are just that stupid. Who knows ts is just doing his regular nikka scam.
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if 10K sure got girl interested. 7 days make 10K le. Normal ppl work also one month 30days only earn few k

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maybe can nego le HAHAHAHAHAHA. Take package or they got a friend of a friend that might like to be victim? mana tau


Added on September 18, 2012, 7:57 pmSifu u post your offer at facebook you ask for pityness ppl will help you spread mana tau someone somewhere in the world might be interested.
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MYR200/hour is the rate for street girls.

TS wants good figure, well educated and speak Teochew.
Wear bikini... perfectly flat tummy, fair and smooth skin.
That requires MYR3000/hour I reckon.
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if 10K sure got girl interested. 7 days make 10K le. Normal ppl work also one month 30days only earn few k
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QUOTE(lucifah @ Sep 18 2012, 07:57 PM)

no need 33,600, just give 10,000 oso i think many girls want. but not the nice body type one lar...  icon_idea.gif
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QUOTE(ALeUNe @ Sep 18 2012, 07:59 PM)
MYR200/hour is the rate for street girls.

TS wants good figure, well educated and speak Teochew.
Wear bikini... perfectly flat tummy, fair and smooth skin.
That requires MYR3000/hour I reckon.
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hahaha felixia yeap maybe can barbie doll



her facebook TS u can try your luck
http://www.facebook.com/felixia.yeap.fanpage

TS this girl seem fit your requirement

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shh... dun let my waifu know ar...  sweat.gif
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hahaha felixia yeap maybe can barbie doll



her facebook TS u can try your luck
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TS this girl seem fit your requirement

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so money no problem one
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you sendiri nego i tak ada tau sudah tolong u
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QUOTE(-TrUnKs- @ Sep 18 2012, 08:15 PM)
rclxms.gif she want 5 figure wo. TS u got 5 figure?
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but you looking at wrong place lah TS, if desperate, best choice is always high school mates/friend's sister, rather than some random person on the internet.
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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 18 2012, 08:16 PM)
rclxms.gif  she want 5 figure wo. TS u got 5 figure?
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wah lau, ONLy rm 450 as reimbursement meh? cannot on lah to cheap! u want a successful woman and u can only afford Rm450 for 7 days? forget it lah bro. if u come with a realistic offer like say 4 figures AT LEAST then can talk lah. I do know a few girls who dun mind accompanying guys on family trips etc to act like GF BUT no activity in bed lah lolx. they not that dumb.
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QUOTE(Noyze @ Sep 18 2012, 08:22 PM)
wah lau, ONLy rm 450 as reimbursement meh? cannot on lah to cheap! u want a successful woman and u can only afford Rm450 for 7 days? forget it lah bro. if u come with a realistic offer like say 4 figures AT LEAST then can talk lah. I do know a few girls who dun mind accompanying guys on family trips etc to act like  GF BUT no activity in bed lah lolx. they not that dumb.
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no lah, just buy her iphone5 ma.. she will date u for 1 week or 2 i forgot
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HAHAHA sound like good offer

title should be : Anyone want be my gf for 7 days? Get iphone 5 free
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QUOTE(Noyze @ Sep 18 2012, 08:22 PM)
wah lau, ONLy rm 450 as reimbursement meh? cannot on lah to cheap! u want a successful woman and u can only afford Rm450 for 7 days? forget it lah bro. if u come with a realistic offer like say 4 figures AT LEAST then can talk lah. I do know a few girls who dun mind accompanying guys on family trips etc to act like  GF BUT no activity in bed lah lolx. they not that dumb.
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RM450 for 7 days? Dafug!
Its like RM64/day. Where to find one? Old auntie pun xmau la.
For RM64 u get 2 hours only lor.
Kamooonnn mangggg. That cheap better u go meet your family alone la. For that amt u can get midget bangla with V neck shirt.
Tu pun maybe RM75/day.
PUI! chepo guy.
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RM450 for 7 days? Dafug!
Its like RM64/day. Where to find one? Old auntie pun xmau la.
For RM64 u get 2 hours only lor.
Kamooonnn mangggg. That cheap better u go meet your family alone la. For that amt u can get midget bangla with V neck shirt.
Tu pun maybe RM75/day.
PUI! chepo guy.
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true bangla worker about RM40 - 60 a day

Indon about 60 -75 a day

Last time hire before

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true bangla man worker about RM40 - 60 a day

Indon man about 60 -75 a day

Last time hire before
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send me their profiles and prices, eh, mate?  brows.gif
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can bro, but they pick n choose one!! they wanna see ur profile n pic b4 they would even say yes lolx cos they takut kena some perv then kena rogol nia lol
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i didnt know pervert is written on pipu face
*NEW KNOWLEDGE GAINED*

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with the face like that.....im sorry man...you gotta at least triple...or quadruple. Buyout will be quintuple but you know....that depends on your pocket depth.
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so which category does TS falls?
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QUOTE(peinsama @ Sep 18 2012, 09:00 PM)
with the face like that.....im sorry man...you gotta at least triple...or quadruple. Buyout will be quintuple but you know....that depends on your pocket depth.
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Deep pocket he has.
MYR250 for the bikini + air tickets + food & lodging
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so which category does TS falls?
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He is Teochew.
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Baru 18 already this aggressive.

Lim beh 28 still steady & kicking
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QUOTE(Timber2k7 @ Sep 18 2012, 09:06 PM)

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM)
See title.

My photo ---> Avatar

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I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in Tawau, Sabah for 7 days. Most likely we will eat at the finest seafood restaurant in town. We will also go Pulau Mabul and maybe to the nearby Pulau Sipadan also. I will pay the RM450 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.

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please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

1. Good Qualification
2. Good Body figure
3. being conversant in teochew dialect will have an advantage.
4. younger than me, above 18
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R u effin serious?
Hw bout im 19 only and im from kch. Lol, when do u need it? Exchange our numbers then it'll be easy to contact
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sound like TS found potential victim. Hope its not pirated but original.

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maybe he/she/it found this thread and feel interested then join to show his/her/it interest le.

U need registered to post
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someone invite aunt shanice come la. Can help TS match making

Shanice happy
TS happy
(5 figure let them settle) maybe TS 4 figure + aunt 4 figure = 5 figure maybe dunoo lol

= happy ending

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he only pay for holiday and bikini wor.. biggrin.gif
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really larr
i need moneh
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I highly doubt TS will accept lo, since your role is to fake as his gf.
How will the family think if TS brought someone from different race?
I knowdon't know his family but my papa will definitely chase me out.

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really larr
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you need to nego price with him liao .. laugh.gif ... you worth moar then that
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Hi wub.gif
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you need to nego price with him liao .. laugh.gif ... you worth moar then that
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TS pls up the price a bit lah
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look like good sales TS got few potential victims HAHAHA.

Later TS ask for buy 1 free 1

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Maymay also need money ar?
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How much you earn?
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Why suddenly all /k/ amoi come postingted in this tered one.
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amy, I am curious about the surgery. when they cut of yr didi, then they replace a fake ***** or a real one? can enlighten me on this issue? PM me if you need to.
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NASI LEMAK KOPI OR TEA WE KEEP IT LOCAL
USE TAXI SANA SINI LRT WE KEEP IT LOCAL
BAJU KURUNG SARI OR A CHONG SAM WE KEEP IT LOCAL
SO KL STYLE WE KEEP IT LOCAL

COS WE HAVE BOTAK HAIR
OUR TRAFFIC JAM WITH CARS SO CRAM
OH YA ITS PANAS HERE
OUR KL VIBE BANYAK ALIVE
OUR GIRLS THEY MAKE YOU STARE
OUR BUILDINGS SEMUA TINGGI SEE KLCC THERE
AND KL TOWER THERE

I WOULD NEVER LEAVE OUR KOTA
KL CITY (HEY) KL CITY (HEY)
I WOULD NEVER LEAVE OUR KOTA
IF U DON'T KNOW WELL NOW U KNOW

OPPA KL STYLE!

JALAN TUN RAZAK JALAN IMBI THEY ALL GOT NO TOLL
THE DUKE HIGHWAY NPE KENA BAYAR TOLL
JALAN AMPANG & CHOW KIT THAT NO DON'T HAVE TOLL
NKVE KENA BAYAR TOLL

BUT THERES NO PARKING THERE
WE SPEND OUR WEEKEND AT THE MALLS LOOKING FOR PARKING BAY
THEN WHEN U JUMPA PARKING BAY WE SPEND OUR WHOLE DAYS THERE
WE JALAN JALAN DENGAN KAWAN BUT BUY NOTHING THERE
ALL WE EAT IS AIR (MAKAN ANGIN)

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oppa Gangnam Style~~~~ heyy~~ sexy Lady~~

so u want sexy lady....ts must Oppa gangnam style
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See title.

My photo ---> Avatar

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I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in Tawau, Sabah for 7 days. Most likely we will eat at the finest seafood restaurant in town. We will also go Pulau Mabul and maybe to the nearby Pulau Sipadan also. I will pay the RM450 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.

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please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

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TS need learn gang nam style to get the sexy ladies according to gang nam

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QUOTE(dakkuwos @ Sep 18 2012, 10:12 PM)
u can get student ahmoi or under age mia aweks jek
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u see all the gangnam video got sexy ladies HAHHA TS need . Bogart alot sexy ladies




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QUOTE(Amy09 @ Sep 18 2012, 10:20 PM)
actually cannot find GF then say alone and single lor..why is so hard
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wow got so much money

kaya nih

ada uwang ada amoi
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rileks lar.
cuba kalau korang dapat muka macam budak tue, korang mesti buat benda sama punya.
ts i wish you good luck in finding the gal, actually it easy, you can trick some ugly girl in teochew in teochew mirc channel etc
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wow got so much money

kaya nih

ada uwang ada amoi
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i dont think any hot girl in K would even care about that....
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QUOTE(lucifah @ Sep 18 2012, 07:46 PM)
wah wah wah...  1 oso cannot, must need 2 kah? wanna show off to your kazen mazen ka?

nah, here got service

http://www.myladyescort.com/rates.htm

6 hours = from rm 650. plus 3 shots... i dunno what shots lar...  hmm.gif  in KK, add rm 30-80 for transport
or this, rm 1,000 a day. sure got nice girl one, but dunno come with shooting or not like the previous site

http://seo-malaysia.my/valentinegirlescort.com/escorts.php
or this

http://escort.malaysiagirlsexy99.com/malaysia_escort.html
or this

http://malaysia-escort.my19.net/
as long ada wang, ada amoi
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where aunt shanice?




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Why suddenly talking about Gangnam style one?
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because gangnam style get the sexy ladies ma
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Me 17 this year, cant understand teochew.. Can anot??
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I think you can go find Minah Thai wan..hehe..But be careful...Sked you'd be fishing in a guy instead..Anyways, goodluck
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:46 PM

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:43 PM)
makan, minum, tidur, melancong semua free...

Apa kau mau lagi?

okla, if don't have passport, i sponsor 1year international passport ...
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doh.gif i think u underestimate people too much

u think some desperate stranger girls will like oh wow follow this unknown guy for 7 days i get to eat free,sleep free, and melancong at tawau for free weeeeeeeeeeee on top of that i get 450rm for free!

for forever alone unattractive girl the offer might be tempting lah but u set such high requirement ...these kind of grisl wouldt bother with ur offer ler when she can get much better offer for less effort? so many desperate guys out there destroying the market by giving so much to these girls lah.... ur offer is really laughable comparing to what other men are willing to throw out for high rated girls...

not trying to insult u but u have to be realistic , because girls nowadays are very realistic too ... so imo either lower ur expectation and requirement or increase your offer (alot more)

rm64 per day seems to be too little as compensation , i think u need to offer at least rm300 a day to get any response


QUOTE(Amy09 @ Sep 18 2012, 10:20 PM)
actually cannot find GF then say alone and single lor..why is so hard
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ego kua =.= , from the requirement he listed seems like he wanted to show off to his family ... but what is there to show off u are not capable... i worked for a baby diapers promoter in jusco before... we had n offer to give 3 free diapers of our brand to anyone who exchange their one unused diapers.. so many cheapo amoi n auntie carrying LV,gucci,burberry,coach etc come lining up for hours to take the free diapers offer (some even go steal other brand diapers sample from their racks)

just like the case of the guy who paid fake 4k chanel bag , i mean why want to show that u "can" get something that u cant really get ? whats the point of showing off like this la.. its just like living in a lie
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:47 PM

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QUOTE(Xirality @ Sep 18 2012, 10:45 PM)
funny to see guy from same hometown so desperate. good luck
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QUOTE(zero5177 @ Sep 18 2012, 10:44 PM)
He wan above 18  whistling.gif
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Wait few more month me 18 lor..
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:48 PM

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where u study ts?
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I am 16
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QUOTE(higenda @ Sep 18 2012, 10:47 PM)
Wait few more month me 18 lor..
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:51 PM

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Wait few more month me 18 lor..
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QUOTE(irienaoki @ Sep 18 2012, 10:48 PM)
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Adoi....TS no gf then no gf lar..ur cousin all got gf then got lor...

Need care what people think of you meh? =.=
You haven't found your true love only ma....
What if next time ur "gf" not with u then ur cousins ask u where is she how u answer pulak =.=
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QUOTE(D-Frog @ Sep 18 2012, 10:48 PM)
I am 16
But can you afford the luxury ?
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do u have big tits and S shape body? Afford is one thing.... is the juice worth the squeeze? Share your pic and let us judge tongue.gif
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QUOTE(YS3nsatiOn @ Sep 18 2012, 10:51 PM)
Adoi....TS no gf then no gf lar..ur cousin all got gf then got lor...

Need care what people think of you meh? =.=
You haven't found your true love only ma....
What if next time ur "gf" not with u then ur cousins ask u where is she how u answer pulak =.=
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ego tinggi tak bertempat
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:53 PM

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do u have big tits and S shape body? Afford is one thing.... is the juice worth the squeeze? Share your pic and let us judge tongue.gif
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QUOTE(YS3nsatiOn @ Sep 18 2012, 10:51 PM)
Adoi....TS no gf then no gf lar..ur cousin all got gf then got lor...

Need care what people think of you meh? =.=
You haven't found your true love only ma....
What if next time ur "gf" not with u then ur cousins ask u where is she how u answer pulak =.=
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Mayb his parent offering something to him if he bring back a gf? Bigger offer if can speak teochew + wear bikini rclxub.gif
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:54 PM

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I 20 oso no Girlfriend..Not really that desperate wor



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post Sep 18 2012, 10:55 PM

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tapi diapunnya offer tak big
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:57 PM

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QUOTE(dakkuwos @ Sep 18 2012, 10:53 PM)
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:57 PM

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kiddo should try lar. earn money upgrade his wira
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:58 PM

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I want,I promise I will hide my erection in sexy bikini!!finger cross!!
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:58 PM

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u mean upgrade his wiralution?
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post Sep 18 2012, 10:58 PM

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Give up ego la, don't know teochew also can one la, as long can speak Mandrine lo ==''
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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 18 2012, 10:58 PM)
u mean upgrade his wiralution?
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post Sep 18 2012, 11:01 PM

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Got whatsapp? doh.gif

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post Sep 18 2012, 11:02 PM

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QUOTE(D-Frog @ Sep 18 2012, 11:01 PM)
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Troll fail
Same photos from :
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post Sep 18 2012, 11:03 PM

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QUOTE(ballsofsteel @ Sep 18 2012, 11:02 PM)
this is hitz fm GOTCHA i am the frog and fcuk.
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Oi
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post Sep 18 2012, 11:05 PM

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QUOTE(dinraxxx @ Sep 18 2012, 10:44 PM)
I think you can go find Minah Thai wan..hehe..But be careful...Sked you'd be fishing in a guy instead..Anyways, goodluck
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7days pay rm450 = less then rm65/day. Minah Thai also dont want lah.
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QUOTE(D-Frog @ Sep 18 2012, 10:48 PM)
I am 16
But can you afford the luxury ?
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I'm offering an opportunity to have fun. Not an opportunity of "skim cepat kaya"... girl girl ar, you not ngam me, go back school to learn your a2= b2 + C2 pythagorous theorem, Sabah is not a place for you to merayau de.

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:09 PM)
I'm offering an opportunity to have fun. Not an opportunity of "skim cepat kaya"... girl girl ar, you not ngam me, go back school to learn your a2= b2 + C2 pythagorous theorem, Sabah is not a place for you to merayau de.
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post Sep 18 2012, 11:12 PM

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finally lor. They play their iphone/samseng also more fun that your offer to make you and your family happy
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For those who do not know Pulau Mabul.

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Maybe my cousins and I will stay here for 1 night. So, come join us.

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TS: just walk out n get a girl with a smile, not hard. getting girls inside here veli dangerous.. later kena piak piak behind >.<
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poor thing, go hire prostitute easier~
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QUOTE(skydrake @ Sep 18 2012, 11:14 PM)
TS: just walk out n get a girl with a smile, not hard. getting girls inside here veli dangerous.. later kena piak piak behind >.<
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You can try Brickfield or chow kit. They should probably layan this kind of deal.
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The date will be 2 weeks before X'mas (11 to 18 December)... You confirm coming, I buy ticket for you, you come and we meet at airport... as simple as that.
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lol TS, any luck so far ?
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QUOTE(kikipi @ Sep 18 2012, 11:16 PM)
lol TS, any luck so far ?
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no, maybe they scare i will eat her if come alone...

But, I have said... you can bring another sister if you want.... I have 2 vacancies

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lol TS, any luck so far ?
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post Sep 18 2012, 11:19 PM

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Honest opinion for TS.

Since you're young, if you're just looking for a gf to hire then I think your face is thicker than our Malaysia road.

Common la, people got gf doesn't mean you really need to follow them. Enjoy your singlehood while you are. Your time will come to meet your love one someday.
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sound like good deal. who couple can go. He sponsor so good la TS
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:17 PM)
no, maybe they scare i will eat her if come alone...

But, I have said... you can bring another sister if you want.... I have 2 vacancies
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wow 2 at the same time

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QUOTE(andrewcha @ Sep 18 2012, 11:19 PM)
Honest opinion for TS.

Since you're young, if you're just looking for a gf to hire then I think your face is thicker than our Malaysia road.

Common la, people got gf doesn't mean you really need to follow them. Enjoy your singlehood while you are. Your time will come to meet your love one someday.
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post Sep 18 2012, 11:22 PM

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QUOTE(andrewcha @ Sep 18 2012, 11:19 PM)
Honest opinion for TS.

Since you're young, if you're just looking for a gf to hire then I think your face is thicker than our Malaysia road.

Common la, people got gf doesn't mean you really need to follow them. Enjoy your singlehood while you are. Your time will come to meet your love one someday.
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Exactly what i said...don't know why some people want to create more trouble for themselves ...
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QUOTE(andrewcha @ Sep 18 2012, 11:19 PM)
Honest opinion for TS.

Since you're young, if you're just looking for a gf to hire then I think your face is thicker than our Malaysia road.

Common la, people got gf doesn't mean you really need to follow them. Enjoy your singlehood while you are. Your time will come to meet your love one someday.
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You are wrong if you think our road built by BN is thick.

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Anyway, if the person in the picture and the person that i see later in airport has 2 different face... You sendiri find your way back to semenanjung, i won't fetch you to anywhere from the airport...

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 12:23 AM)
You are wrong if you think our road built by BN is thick.
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From this sentence I can assume that you're a kiddo. Honest advise is futile. In cantonese 'Sai Hei'.
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QUOTE(andrewcha @ Sep 18 2012, 11:24 PM)
From this sentence I can assume that you're a kiddo. Honest advise is futile. In cantonese 'Sai Hei'.
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Buy gf punya...not find gf =.=
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QUOTE(andrewcha @ Sep 18 2012, 11:24 PM)
From this sentence I can assume that you're a kiddo. Honest advise is futile. In cantonese 'Sai Hei'.
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Aiya, family pressure la... you won't understand one la... Now, my family thought that i'm gay, in fact, i'm not... I'm just too busy to handle one at this moment... So, I want to hire 1 for 7 days...
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QUOTE(JeffKoons @ Sep 18 2012, 11:24 PM)
Sabah no chicks ah?
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QUOTE(YS3nsatiOn @ Sep 19 2012, 12:26 AM)
TS rich nvm  brows.gif
Buy gf punya...not find gf =.=
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QUOTE(andrewcha @ Sep 18 2012, 11:19 PM)
Honest opinion for TS.

Since you're young, if you're just looking for a gf to hire then I think your face is thicker than our Malaysia road.

Common la, people got gf doesn't mean you really need to follow them. Enjoy your singlehood while you are. Your time will come to meet your love one someday.
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QUOTE(YS3nsatiOn @ Sep 18 2012, 11:26 PM)
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Buy gf punya...not find gf =.=
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Aiya, my cousins are doing the same thing la... they buy macbook, watch, perfume, necklace, bring to KK melancong stay in Hyatt presidential suite for a night for RM5000 to maintain relationship with gf. what's wrong? nothing wrong wat... bosan already then change lor...

But, I do not intend to maintain long term relationship, so i'm not going to spend more than what i have offered.

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 12:26 AM)
Aiya, family pressure la... you won't understand one la... Now, my family thought that i'm gay, in fact, i'm not... I'm just too busy to handle one at this moment... So, I want to hire 1 for 7 days...
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Then ask your parents make a 'fix marriage' for you lo. Simple. No pressure for you also.
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QUOTE(dakkuwos @ Sep 18 2012, 11:12 PM)
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 12:29 AM)
Aiya, my cousins are doing the same thing la... they buy macbook, watch, perfume, necklace, bring to KK melancong stay in Hyatt presidential suite for a night for RM5000 to maintain relationship with gf. what's wrong? nothing wrong wat... bosan already then change lor...

But, I do not intend to maintain long term relationship, so i'm not going to spend more than what i have offered.
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Drama scene level : 99999
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HAHAHA TS so the funny pay peanuts get MONKEY LORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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This TS is so delusional. I cannot tahan the level of immaturity i am reading doh.gif
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TS: to be honest, how can a gf can be purchase/hire? U think kfc meh? The only girl u can hire is at those joints.

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Hahaha small kid still at lala land

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he think girls today same level macam dia thats why cant get
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Kesian
Mana uni kawan ?
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semua sibuk belajar macam saya...

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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:34 PM)
Hahaha small kid still at lala land
he think girls today same level macam dia thats why cant get
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I go study first, come back later baru entertain you... No time now... need instant knowledge right now like I need an instant girl friend to entertain my family.

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 05:34 PM)
semua sibuk belajar macam saya...
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Hey I thought u have test tomorrow... Go study la...
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some people are just living a fantasize world where they are able to pick and choose sweat.gif


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I bet ts is trolling
So far Doing well ts
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Hey I thought u have test tomorrow... Go study la...
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Lol for fanboy watch this to avoid stress level go up


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i think u might just find what youre looking for

i heard my friend said got girl willing to get paid to pretend be ur gf mia
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wow pg 18 d...u doin well ts...
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QUOTE(tkh_1001 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:39 PM)
i think u might just find what youre looking for

i heard my friend said got girl willing to get paid to pretend be ur gf mia
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itu la masalah besar tu TS not paying
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Lorong haji taib can hire ah kua to be ur part time gf.....
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QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:40 PM)
itu la masalah besar tu TS not paying
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erm. i thought he offer to pay right?

didnt bother to read properly lol
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QUOTE(tkh_1001 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:41 PM)
erm. i thought he offer to pay right?

didnt bother to read properly lol
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he offer to sponsor to girl to get to him and to there to show his family the girl face .
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he offer to sponsor to girl to get to him and to there to show his family the girl face .
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lol. how the girl know she wont get raped, culiked by ts?
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lol. how the girl know she wont get raped, culiked by ts?
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lol. how the girl know she wont get raped, culiked by ts?
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This one the main problem....TS don't know what the girls think..
Thought all will so easy want to pretend to be his gf coz of $$ zzz

1 word la : Naive
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he want find random girl in lowyat to be his so called partner but no pay. HAHAHA
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lets hope that your family member did not come across this forum!

good luck tho! rclxms.gif
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Oppa gangnam style
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itu u ask TS. HAHAHA
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QUOTE(YS3nsatiOn @ Sep 18 2012, 11:45 PM)
This one the main problem....TS don't know what the girls think..
Thought all will so easy want to pretend to be his gf coz of $$ zzz

1 word la : Naive
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i dont know lol. but who knows maybe a very open minded brave girl wouldnt mind for adventures.



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I think he had too much stress from study... its late now, should sleep already brows.gif
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find achik1990
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hello fcuker
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QUOTE(tkh_1001 @ Sep 18 2012, 11:50 PM)
i dont know lol. but who knows maybe a very open minded brave girl wouldnt mind for adventures.
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i think they would prefer something more value. if TS like brad pitt or edison sure sapu la
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You know when Ppl say Peep on the floor for reflection if u do not have mirror. Not surprising if u don have a gf.
childish thinking n cheap offer. Congrats!! Just awarded become life time members of bachelor / gay club.
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lol. u see. got girl offer liao
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offer and want is two differnt thing later offer but no go haha
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better than nothing. i guess. actually i want to troll ts. but macam kesian la pulak  sweat.gif  laugh.gif
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can bro, but they pick n choose one!! they wanna see ur profile n pic b4 they would even say yes lolx cos they takut kena some perv then kena rogol nia lol
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wow till now u still using my drawing as ur avatar,
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TS try find free dinner ma. I only worry his victim safety le
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wtfisthisshit

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Because having 1 or 2 normal girl friend is too mainstream
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lolxxxx......this thread is the shit....haha..i was planning to get high tonight but this shit just made it....men i gotta give credit to ts for coming out with such a brilliant story line for a parody..

but you might wanna change the script a lil bit...how the f**k does a person with good qualification takes such an aweful low piece sh*t offer? who for the matter of fact?

seriously if you are for real i highly suggest as what you suggested..go for viets....or thais as a matter of fact....


Added on September 19, 2012, 12:45 amat some point if you really read the description it sounds more like a producer for a porn you know....below 18, young and naive, good body shape for flexibility, bikini for the four play before getting nasty...hahaha.....omggg...let me know the release date...hahaha


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lopek gile sial budak forever alone ni. eh FA (forever alone), thanks for such entertaining post weh. prolly gonna be the best thing ive seen online this month. sometimes u gotta look at your own face, your offer, your requirement and your own situation to make such stupid post on a forum la k.

to be fair, i understand that u might be facing pressure from ur family cos u cant get a girl. i mean, if im ur dad i will be super sad to see my son tak laku n despo. so in this sense i will give u a plus point for being a good son (short term). long term wise, pls find a proper girl who fits ur face.

offer pun not like a lot of money, but wanna hire girl like those in motor show. offer pun know market rate la. motor girls calibre find out how much they earn in a day first k.

offer kedekut, muke forever alone maksimum, want bikini la, nice body la this n that. got girl wanna follow ur face back tawau u shud be fasting n praying every morning for 3 months ady. summore want this la that la. bikini la bla bla bla.

ukur baju sendiri, i;d suggest. i wont bash u if u dont ask for bikini n nice body n shit. or i wont bash u if u made better offer. or i wont bash u if u didnt sound so despo. harsh but look into the mirror. learn from this n be a better man tmr. start picking up girls like a man with balls.
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summore i think the girl deserve more cash. at risk of being touched by FA. lolz.
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QUOTE(finaltrooper @ Sep 19 2012, 12:51 AM)
lopek gile sial budak forever alone ni. eh FA (forever alone), thanks for such entertaining post weh. prolly gonna be the best thing ive seen online this month. sometimes u gotta look at your own face, your offer, your requirement and your own situation to make such stupid post on a forum la k.

to be fair, i understand that u might be facing pressure from ur family cos u cant get a girl. i mean, if im ur dad i will be super sad to see my son tak laku n despo. so in this sense i will give u a plus point for being a good son (short term). long term wise, pls find a proper girl who fits ur face.

offer pun not like a lot of money, but wanna hire girl like those in motor show. offer pun know market rate la. motor girls calibre find out how much they earn in a day first k.

offer kedekut, muke forever alone maksimum, want bikini la, nice body la this n that. got girl wanna follow ur face back tawau u shud be fasting n praying every morning for 3 months ady. summore want this la that la. bikini la bla bla bla.

ukur baju sendiri, i;d suggest. i wont bash u if u dont ask for bikini n nice body n shit. or i wont bash u if u made better offer. or i wont bash u if u didnt sound so despo. harsh but look into the mirror. learn from this n be a better man tmr. start picking up girls like a man with balls.
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QUOTE(finaltrooper @ Sep 19 2012, 12:56 AM)
summore i think the girl deserve more cash. at risk of being touched by FA. lolz.
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if he virgin more worse
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Dude, seriously WTF. U dont deserve to be with mankind anymore. Relationship needed to be built up, not using money u idiot. Get some thoughts on it!! Seriously.
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if he virgin more worse
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look at his face. certified ISO 9001 virgin
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Dude, seriously WTF. U dont deserve to be with mankind anymore. Relationship needed to be built up, not using money u idiot. Get some thoughts on it!! Seriously.
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thats NOT EVEN GIVING MONEY. Its more like giving the girl candy wei
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QUOTE(finaltrooper @ Sep 19 2012, 01:00 AM)
look at his face. certified ISO 9001 virgin
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eh forever alone eugene, i think the best solution is, be a MAN. go back to tawau, if asked, just say: i dont have a gf or i havent found the right one. explain to them that things like this are not to be rushed and is not a competition. then your cousin or family will respect you even more.

then come back here, ball up. go get a haircut, dress up, buy some cologne and build some confidence and start talking to girls. treat them like friends, dont be nervous. pls dont be a noobhai pls. u are too noob d. not too late to learn. good luck
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Acting gf is just a name, don't take it so seriously as there will not be any long lasting relationship.

You can see this as an opportunity to make friends with east malaysians. Some more, it doesn't cost you a single penny.

That's why I'm not buying your time with hard cash, rather i'm offering someone a trip. That's all... Don't make it so complicated. this is not rocket science equation.
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 01:08 AM)
Acting gf is just a name, don't take it so seriously as there will not be any long lasting relationship.

You can see this as an opportunity to make friends with east malaysians. Some more, it doesn't cost you a single penny.

That's why I'm not buying your time with hard cash, rather i'm offering someone a trip. That's all... Don't make it so complicated. this is not rocket science equation.
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masih tak bertaubat. good luck. foreveraloneforeverz. goodnight
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dude, seriously?! wanna act like a playboy do u? come on la, wake up.  doh.gif
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where got act... Now i seek help, faark you... read the situation properly.
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masih tak bertaubat. good luck. foreveraloneforeverz. goodnight
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he lost u at hello ahaha. I think he is lost in eugene in la land. His body came home but brain lost his way
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dude, seriously?! wanna act like a playboy do u? come on la, wake up.  doh.gif
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he tak cukup standard to be playboy
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i didnt know tawau ppl can be so lopek. nila setitik rosak susu sebelanga.
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amber chia from tawau, think she's teochew, she got younger sister, u ask her lah =)
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he tak cukup standard to be playboy
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stupiak aspire2006, keep injecting negative elemment in my thread... typical cari pasal...
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haha the funniest thread if there is a vote for the stupidest and lamest thread this sure nominated le
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QUOTE(valcreetie @ Sep 19 2012, 01:14 AM)
amber chia from tawau, think she's teochew, she got younger sister, u ask her lah =)
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dia ni, orang semenanjung ba!
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 01:08 AM)
Acting gf is just a name, don't take it so seriously as there will not be any long lasting relationship.

You can see this as an opportunity to make friends with east malaysians. Some more, it doesn't cost you a single penny.

That's why I'm not buying your time with hard cash, rather i'm offering someone a trip. That's all... Don't make it so complicated. this is not rocket science equation.
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i actually see what ure doing. trying to fish some hot girl with free trips. in the mean time get to hold their hands n touch them n hope that they will fall for u after that 7 days of "honeymoon". foreveralone + rich spoilt brats + a bit of trick. ini confirm beli bride in the future.
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he so hansem girl will scream his name le
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where got act... Now i seek help, faark you... read the situation properly.
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sweat.gif mayb u can find 1 in ur dream kiddo yawn.gif

QUOTE(aspire2oo6 @ Sep 19 2012, 01:13 AM)
he tak cukup standard to be playboy
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QUOTE(finaltrooper @ Sep 19 2012, 01:17 AM)
i actually see what ure doing. trying to fish some hot girl with free trips. in the mean time get to hold their hands n touch them n hope that they will fall for u after that 7 days of "honeymoon". foreveralone + rich spoilt brats + a bit of trick. ini confirm beli bride in the future.
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there's no law of physics that will fault this from happening...
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QUOTE(Xionolius @ Sep 19 2012, 01:19 AM)
sweat.gif  mayb u can find 1 in ur dream kiddo  yawn.gif
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ask him go find at BATAM hear my friend said RM100 can pao the girl full day.

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he so hansem girl will scream his name le
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they shouted at the wrong time... when i need them, they stop shouting, how?
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QUOTE(finaltrooper @ Sep 19 2012, 01:17 AM)
i actually see what ure doing. trying to fish some hot girl with free trips. in the mean time get to hold their hands n touch them n hope that they will fall for u after that 7 days of "honeymoon". foreveralone + rich spoilt brats + a bit of trick. ini confirm beli bride in the future.
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that always happen in his la la land dream ah beng style


Added on September 19, 2012, 1:22 amTS so innocent and lost dont understand hahaha

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hahahahahahaha i LOL-ed all the way through the thread...
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there's no law of physics that will fault this from happening...
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physics. lol. forever alone
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this thread got 24,191 views
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QUOTE(finaltrooper @ Sep 19 2012, 01:24 AM)
physics. lol. forever alone
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so, just wondering... any girl took the bait yet?
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so, just wondering... any girl took the bait yet?
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so far only 2 expressed interest...
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if someone does fall for his trap i will be really ROFL non stop le
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 01:26 AM)
so far only 2 expressed interest...
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wahhhh got 2 arrrrrrrrr
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this thread got 24,191 views
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Thanks to your contribution, you are the one who contributed the most, I will ask the in-coming government to award you darjah kebesaran that carries the title of TUN.
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the 2 not yet fall for his trap. Only express nia maybe digging how much is total net worth todate
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Thanks to your contribution, you are the one who contributed the most, I will ask the in-coming government to award you darjah kebesaran that carries the title of TUN.
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u should get the award for being the most S***I person ever born in this planet earth
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2 leng ah ! ?
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u should get the award for being the most S***I person ever born in this planet earth
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sudah lah... forever alone ini dah tidak boleh diselamatkan.
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 01:16 AM)
Amber Chia (Chinese: 谢丽萍, Chinese: 謝麗萍, pinyin: Xiè Lìpíng; born December 14, 1981) is a Malaysian model. She was born in Ipoh, Malaysia, but grew up in the city of Tawau, in Sabah, East Malaysia.

dia ni, orang semenanjung ba!
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Wahh, super model oso dont like ah, so hiam wan? sorry lah, i thought wana help u de but i from west msia oso so i think i not layak, lol
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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 19 2012, 01:26 AM)
so far only 2 expressed interest...
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actually, pics or it didnt happen.
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btw eugene forever alone. more views the better. soon ur mom will be crying in front of the computer and ur cousins will be rolling on the floor laughing

i could feel ur balls rolling up. oh wait. u dont have any. my bad

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let him forever alone go sleep now good night donkey hahaha
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actually, pics or it didnt happen.
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Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.
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btw you're cheap too doh.gif like very cheap counting all the ticket prices. you're not even throwing a drink or some shopping benefit. truely hiring a hooker...

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I really wish to give a helping hand but I'm a guy.. but yes you will get one and I understand what you feel...

Pressure from families.. jia you bro..
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I really wish to give a helping hand but I'm a guy.. but yes you will get one and I understand what you feel...

Pressure from families.. jia you bro..
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u shud help him with ur hand. lol. MAN UP. be a MAN. go back n tell family that u dont have a gf yet and still not find the right one yet. things like that are not a competition n not to be rushed. i think they will respect u more.

rather than being a balless f*** who uses money to buy bikini body but at the same time cheapskate
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So this is the epic thread that was posted up my facebook 3 times. Lol. Troller is troller. Post up your benjamins first u sun-dried raisin sized balls guy. I double dare u. I got the girls u might want. Here's how it goes.

Show us here your money. U don't lose anything except just picture of your left hand and the cash u hold. Then only we talk business.
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so, this is for real huh?

unfortunately i don't speak teochew dialect :/
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oi, why i see this thing so long ago but i dont see on fb wan???

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Wow~ this guy really has the stereotypical Teochew mentality? Cos whole family show off their ability to find a mate, he also feel he have to look like he found one?

Budak~ you have till Dec. Go meet a nice decent girl (maybe no bikini bod) that you will actually feel happy to bring home to your parents tongue.gif

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LOL... Bookmarked!!! Page 23... #451

On another note...
I think ur frens will enjoy the hol more than a stranger...
U want a girl? A hol is nt enuff to buy her 1 week...up ur offer to macbook ka... Birkin ka...
Mulau betul ko ni...
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tak laku le. u said sponsor trip to venice different story. Go tawau le =.=" they waste their time to benefit you. Later u ask extra service where can?

your terms and condition and offer tak ada matching.

Should said as long as female can apply different story. In this thread already can see one potential  target di
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Agree, want leng lui offer higher price la. 1 day RM 5000 sure got one. Your offer pangil ayam pun tak cukup!Ah gua boleh la
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i long time no go vakasyun wor
i love bikinis
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I pay you more to stay away from him la.
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Me 17 this year, cant understand teochew.. Can anot??
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I am 16
But can you afford the luxury ?
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TS I came sapu for you.
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See title.

My photo ---> Avatar

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I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in Tawau, Sabah for 7 days. Most likely we will eat at the finest seafood restaurant in town. We will also go Pulau Mabul and maybe to the nearby Pulau Sipadan also. I will pay the RM450 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.

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please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

1. Good Qualification
2. Good Body figure
3. being conversant in teochew dialect will have an advantage.
4. younger than me, above 18
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His idea damn good actually, we should stop shooting such a "merpersiahuikan" lelaki ppl. May be my counter offer could be better:

I'm going USA end of this month, and there'll be a mass gathering among success business main in the event. All of them are succeed in the business and own over million. I need to become like them and show them i am millionaire too. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in LA, USA for [b]15
days. Most likely we will eat at the 5 star hotel in town. We will also go Washington, and maybe to the Paris also to buy LV beg. I will pay the RM900 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. No need Wear bikini

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please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

1. Good Qualification
2. Good Body figure
3. being conversant in ENGLSH dialect will have an advantage.
4. younger than me, above 18 and below 28[/B]


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Hey Eugene, tell you the truth la,

You have no face, no cash. Nearly impossible la. You try to act genius with those lame equation. Show that you're more sohai, you're good in Physic right? Should have good in math too, I assume that you're familiar probability calculation right?

Don't worry la, I help you sapu all the girl. I really worried how the girls would turned like when they reach you hand. I waste little money never mind la, for girls safety.
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user posted image
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lol TS, any luck so far ?
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Added on September 19, 2012, 5:49 amWell the problem with this is, it may only work with friends whom trust you and are willing to help you with a favor + costs of the trip. Why? Because there's the element of trust you're missing with random strangers. No girl in her right mind would fly a few hundred miles to play pretend gf, heck I think if you hire a girl for a day in KL would be difficult lol.

Besides, why are you bowing down to pressure? Is this like the movies where if you don't bring back a gf by at 21 your grandfather will exclude you from a share of the inheritance? If that's the case then your "reward" offered should be way higher but if it's just to safe face then I think you're stupid. AND you're in College/Uni if you have problems finding a gf while in college, you can just order a vietnam bride by the time you start working, your circle will never be as large as it is as a student.

Anyway on the bright side look at the traffic generated, I'm sure even those who have been kutuking nicely enjoyed the thread lol.

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM)
See title.

My photo ---> Avatar

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I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in Tawau, Sabah for 7 days. Most likely we will eat at the finest seafood restaurant in town. We will also go Pulau Mabul and maybe to the nearby Pulau Sipadan also. I will pay the RM450 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.

----

please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

1. Good Qualification
2. Good Body figure
3. being conversant in teochew dialect will have an advantage.
4. younger than me, above 18
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Hey, I know a few who might consider this. Their question is, is sex compulsory in this deal? That is their main concern. For your price, i don't think you can ask for sexual stuff like kissing or the real intercourse. just wanna make sure tongue.gif
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30, 000 views.

I should email this to Metro and The Stars.
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bikin malu saja......ini topic rclxub.gif

no ball to go tackle 1 gurl ka...? or no skill at all?.......
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hmm are u sabahan ? . wow mabul island so damn expensive .
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bro.. do not deceive your parents. How would they feel if they found out that you were lying to them? This will break their heart.

Man up! Be honest..

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:29 PM)
friends may not want to do that for you... yes, for strangers who see this as a job opportunity.
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how is it a job opportunity when it is only rm450 for 1 week, you go order chicken also not so cheap la. foreveralone yang bodoh tahap mahadewa. no wonder you need to create this thread.

also it yeah, it would be best if you just go tell your parents and relatives than you like Vnecks and you are gay.
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Even indon Ayam won't accept this cheap offer
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cheapskate tapi mau yang bagus2

inb4 troll thread no one report?
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market price: RM1200 per night..
so 7 days = RM8400..

bikini or half naked also can..as long as u can pay that amount..

wub.gif

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so young alre so desperate, son, i'm so disappointed
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Waaa this thread really full of face problem guy.
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I'm serious. people with lancao is not invited though.
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You should list it as Serious Talk if you dun wan ppl to spam laugh.gif
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ASS like MINE don't talk with FACE like yours
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smile.gif,,,why dont u try find a girl,,,,but if ur demand is so high, u need to look on the mirror, women above 30++ may follow u if u have money, but below 30, u need to try ur luck

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if you're serious, then you're having a serious issue that you're seriously dumb, you're humiliating the ladies.
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y acting? get a real one la..facepalm*
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Work harder,save the money and suck up,TS.Going to a family vacation as a single guy doesn't mean you are a failure but posting this thread is.
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bro..i think you need to pay at least:

rm250 rate for 1 day x 7 days=rm1750..my friend is an escort for function..but no sex..and this rate is yearsssssssssssss ago..i think now maybe double..i think u need to offer around rm3k for 7 days..everything is expensive nowadays..


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this thread ada potential.. can pin this ? haha
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No,don't pin this,it's a waste of the board space
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any girl already pm u TS?
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achik met your requirement or not? pretend to be girl only

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laugh.gif, hi TS, maybe u can visit the escort service website biggrin.gif.
But RM 450 for 7 days? Good luck with that hahahaha
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post Sep 19 2012, 10:41 AM

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There are professional girls who deal with issues like this somewhere.
But people on our standards don't get to meet them a lot.
They charge for RM1k onwards per day.

Good education, good looking good figure, and pretty damn well blend into any family.

If you have some rich friend they probably know where to hire an escort.

Too much for you? Go seremban KTV find cheaper escort girl. Expected RM500/day.
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post Sep 19 2012, 10:43 AM

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QUOTE(Banananana @ Sep 19 2012, 10:41 AM)
There are professional girls who deal with issues like this somewhere.
But people on our standards don't get to meet them a lot.
They charge for RM1k onwards per day.

Good education, good looking good figure, and pretty damn well blend into any family.

If you have some rich friend they probably know where to hire an escort.

Too much for you? Go seremban KTV find cheaper escort girl. Expected RM500/day.
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MYR250 bikini + return air ticket + free food and lodging for 7 days.
Can or not?

This post has been edited by ALeUNe: Sep 19 2012, 10:43 AM
tzuen
post Sep 19 2012, 10:45 AM

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go get a whore. China Buy 1 FREE 1
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post Sep 19 2012, 11:07 AM

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The world is spinning up-side down.
Or this post cheating points one?.. Alamak~~
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post Sep 19 2012, 11:07 AM

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QUOTE(eugene90 @ Sep 18 2012, 07:18 PM)
See title.

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I'm going home end of this year, and there'll be a mass gathering among children of my generation in my family. All my cousins have found their love ones. I need 1 or 2 ad-hoc gf to accompany me.

Benefit: I will sponsor airticket (2-way) + accommodation + food and drinks in Tawau, Sabah for 7 days. Most likely we will eat at the finest seafood restaurant in town. We will also go Pulau Mabul and maybe to the nearby Pulau Sipadan also. I will pay the RM450 visiting fee for you.

Attire: elegant, no make up needed. Wear bikini in Island. Bikini will be sponsored if you don't have one. Budget is Rm250. Will reimburse you the $ when you show me the receipt when we meet.

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please send in your resume.

Consideration will be given to those who meet the following criteria.

1. Good Qualification
2. Good Body figure
3. being conversant in teochew dialect will have an advantage.
4. younger than me, above 18
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Usually I do not busy body other people post and just read quietly since I joined LYN...but I just can't help it on this one.

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post Sep 19 2012, 11:23 AM

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faceprob?
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post Sep 19 2012, 11:23 AM

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so ada people send resume?
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post Sep 19 2012, 11:29 AM

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so let me quess, once when you introduce the whoever girl it is on that day, you will have to do everything with her like a couple, which includes sleeping with her on the same bed...so what happens then? hik hik hik


Added on September 19, 2012, 11:30 amoh yea, bare in mind she is under 18, hot body, lying down there in bikini...whooaa!!!

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post Sep 19 2012, 11:36 AM

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QUOTE(kambellq @ Sep 18 2012, 07:20 PM)
there is no girls on the internet.
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there are no girls on the internet,
but there are "girls" on the internet.
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post Sep 19 2012, 11:50 AM

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The very moment that when you realized that this is a scheme to tipu gals to go tawau make some home-made porno, i will be waiting for the 3gp

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