what a fat liar

hello fcuker

i think they would prefer something more value. if TS like brad pitt or edison sure sapu la

This post has been edited by aspire2oo6: Sep 18 2012, 11:59 PM

wow till now u still using my drawing as ur avatar,
i am honored


btw ts. i haz sexy legs u wan?

lol. u see. got girl offer liao

LOL of the day. thanks for making me laugh with ur post. Good luck.

You know when Ppl say Peep on the floor for reflection if u do not have mirror. Not surprising if u don have a gf.
childish thinking n cheap offer. Congrats!! Just awarded become life time members of bachelor / gay club.

offer and want is two differnt thing later offer but no go haha

better than nothing. i guess. actually i want to troll ts. but macam kesian la pulak

No need kesian for such people one =.=

Wah! Troll sampai page 19. This topic is awesome! Brilliant TS! Haha

/k/ can be my reference

and you can always refer to zeist or ar188888888 for more info

TS, this one very good.

wtfisthisshit

what a disgrace to tawau people.

+1

TS try find free dinner ma. I only worry his victim safety le

i spotted a lot of forebalone gais here desperate summore

Because having 1 or 2 normal girl friend is too mainstream

lolxxxx......this thread is the shit....haha..i was planning to get high tonight but this shit just made it....men i gotta give credit to ts for coming out with such a brilliant story line for a parody..

but you might wanna change the script a lil bit...how the f**k does a person with good qualification takes such an aweful low piece sh*t offer? who for the matter of fact?

seriously if you are for real i highly suggest as what you suggested..go for viets....or thais as a matter of fact....

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Added on September 19, 2012, 12:45 amat some point if you really read the description it sounds more like a producer for a porn you know....below 18, young and naive, good body shape for flexibility, bikini for the four play before getting nasty...hahaha.....omggg...let me know the release date...hahaha


This post has been edited by blacksunday: Sep 19 2012, 12:45 AM

lopek gile sial budak forever alone ni. eh FA (forever alone), thanks for such entertaining post weh. prolly gonna be the best thing ive seen online this month. sometimes u gotta look at your own face, your offer, your requirement and your own situation to make such stupid post on a forum la k.

to be fair, i understand that u might be facing pressure from ur family cos u cant get a girl. i mean, if im ur dad i will be super sad to see my son tak laku n despo. so in this sense i will give u a plus point for being a good son (short term). long term wise, pls find a proper girl who fits ur face.

offer pun not like a lot of money, but wanna hire girl like those in motor show. offer pun know market rate la. motor girls calibre find out how much they earn in a day first k.

offer kedekut, muke forever alone maksimum, want bikini la, nice body la this n that. got girl wanna follow ur face back tawau u shud be fasting n praying every morning for 3 months ady. summore want this la that la. bikini la bla bla bla.

ukur baju sendiri, i;d suggest. i wont bash u if u dont ask for bikini n nice body n shit. or i wont bash u if u made better offer. or i wont bash u if u didnt sound so despo. harsh but look into the mirror. learn from this n be a better man tmr. start picking up girls like a man with balls.

tumpang, i need a gf with extremely good cooking skills to make my mother proud.

requirements:
- girl
- healthy
- kind