QUOTE(mrjgx @ Nov 14 2012, 04:41 PM)
Ultra smooth bearing lerr..so smooth don't ever want to stop rolling

i thought it's
Ultra
Sexy
Butthead?

so sexy your brakes will fail to work and you slam face first into a 10 inch thick concrete slab...
Added on November 14, 2012, 5:10 pmQUOTE(miaopurr @ Nov 14 2012, 05:05 PM)
i foresee butthead posting something hamsap....
ceh... if i can let you foresee wat i plan to do... i no longer called butthead...
Added on November 14, 2012, 5:14 pmQUOTE(miaopurr @ Nov 14 2012, 04:53 PM)
if u lubricate it with johnson's & johnson's baby cream, will it make my bearings smooth?
well... like the italians said... good olive oil is good for health... if it's good for health.. it must be damn good for your bearings...
put some quality jamie oliver extra virgin olive oil on your bearings and it shall spin like the earth has no gravity...

while you are at it.. you can have a couple of chuggs like tom cruise does... do it like a man they say...

if you can find the special extra extra virgin.. even better.. this are the first press of the sweet olives by a certified virgin between her you know what... it's extra extra virgin olive oil... superly hard to find... even jamie olivers chin will fall to the floor if he ever sees a bottle of it...
Added on November 14, 2012, 5:21 pmQUOTE(miaopurr @ Nov 14 2012, 04:53 PM)
if u lubricate it with johnson's & johnson's baby cream, will it make my bearings smooth?
i think astroglide might be better...

real pleasure lasts longer... having to re-apply once in a while is very potong stimming...and it keeps the bearings moist too... not sure wat for.. but it does...
i even located the seller for you..
http://list.lelong.com.my/Auc/List/List.as...d=&PriceUBound=but the small 4ml packs only...
there is always ebay if you are not scared the customs officer open the bottle for a trial run first
http://www.ebay.com.my/sch/i.html?LH_Avail..._arr%3D1&_rdc=1
Added on November 14, 2012, 5:33 pmsome fun facts about astroglide...
QUOTE
The inventors of Astroglide, Daniel Wray and Erich Drafahl,[1] formulated it while working on the cooling system of a space shuttle at Edwards Air Force Base in 1977. Dan Wray said he was "trying to remove the oil from anhydrous ammonia and I ended up with this substance". This association with aerospace was responsible for the name of the brand. The name "Astroglide" was originally licensed to a small company in North Hollywood (in 1982). When the company failed in 1991, Wray was able to regain the rights to the name.[2]
sexy time in space eh... this must be reported to nasa...
This post has been edited by butthead: Nov 14 2012, 05:33 PM