600 hours and 500USD into WD. The whole world claims WD sucks, even Bashiok promised WD will be fixed yesterday. To me, those are bullshit and truly not needed.
High resist high armor? Barbarian/Monk wannabe. High DPS glass cannon? Wizard/DH wannabe. Why don't you other WDs out there be yourself? High on everything!? I crit more than a million with Pile On, my bears stampedes over Elites in a fraction of a second, my mana regeneration is higher than the velocity of a skyrocketing spacecraft at its peak.
Well to me, as the spirits of the Unformed Land whispered to my ears last night, I decided to expose my character, not on the official forums, not on the official fansites but exclusively on LYN.net.
Enter Rousettus:

This is WITHOUT my 1214.4 90%+100% crit knife, without my full INT star gemmed armors, without any Barbarian's cries and paladin's resistance. Truth to be told, I still melt faces, it takes me 27 minutes 35 seconds (I timed it) to faceroll ACT4 Inferno. I can't wait to kick some asses when PVP is out, my GIANT TOAD is so gonna swallow you whole.
Peace out guys. All those above are just random fantazation from a poor WD player high on morning Earl Grey. The "bluff" consists of +20% PTV, +30% totem, 5 stacks of souls, 5 stacks of feasts. The DPS will only maintain for 5 seconds, and yes, WD needs serious fix still. Also, hours and usd are all made up on the spot.
This post has been edited by ahtiven: Jul 13 2012, 09:51 AM