10 COMMANDMENTS OF DIABLO 3 FROM JAY WILSON

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/6036615848?page=1

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1. Thou shalt have no other fun before me.

2. Thou shalt not make any build, stack any item attributes, or farm in any area that thou thinks is fun in the heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; thou shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, Jay Wilson, will decide what is fun.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Diablo 3 in vain, because Diablo 3 is fun and your memories of Diablo 2 are false and was not fun.

4. Remember the Patch Day. For six days thou shall labor and farm items to sell on the Real Money Auction House or gold for the Gold Auction House. On the seventh day Jay Wilson will patch the game to nerf whatever was effective or thou deemed fun and thou shall rest, respect error 37 and the Extended Maintenance. On this day thou shall do no playing: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates.

5. Honor thy game company and community managers. Be thankful.

6. Thou shalt not farm gold or goblins.

7. Thou shalt not find item upgrades from drops.

8. Thou shalt not break objects or open chests for fun or profit.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness to Jay Wilson, and thou shall purchase an Authenticator.

10. Thou shalt not covet magic find nor attack speed; nor your neighbor's magic find or attack speed; nor your manservant's.

And Jay Wilson spoke all these words, saying: “I am the Jay Wilson, who brought you out of the land of Diablo 2, out of the house of bondage and into Diablo 3.

1. Thou shalt have no other fun before me.

2. Thou shalt not make any build, stack any item attributes, or farm in any area that thou thinks is fun in the heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; thou shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, Jay Wilson, will decide what is fun.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of Diablo 3 in vain, because Diablo 3 is fun and your memories of Diablo 2 are false and was not fun.

4. Remember the Patch Day. For six days thou shall labor and farm items to sell on the Real Money Auction House or gold for the Gold Auction House. On the seventh day Jay Wilson will patch the game to nerf whatever was effective or thou deemed fun and thou shall rest, respect error 37 and the Extended Maintenance. On this day thou shall do no playing: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates.

5. Honor thy game company and community managers. Be thankful.

6. Thou shalt not farm gold or goblins.

7. Thou shalt not find item upgrades from drops.

8. Thou shalt not break objects or open chests for fun or profit.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness to Jay Wilson, and thou shall purchase an Authenticator.

10. Thou shalt not covet magic find nor attack speed; nor your neighbor's magic find or attack speed; nor your manservant's.

And Jay Wilson spoke all these words, saying: “I am the Jay Wilson, who brought you out of the land of Diablo 2, out of the house of bondage and into Diablo 3.