sigh.....

my wallet left RM 3 only after my waifu grap my money go buy milk for children

how to survive until 30th this month

come meet me. we lepak

wokay bos. mana u?

WTF?>??? what kind of father are u just rm 3 only for ur family...

i suggest 14floor pls

saturday ok? around 7-8 pm. wangsa maju

poor father

rich father now sleeping with mistress liao.

now i ku ling ling coz my waifu feeding milk to my children.

Ask her produce the milk.
Or u finish her milk?

Kesian.

Advice: Try don't go out so often. Election coming, police setting up trap aggressively to steal money from you.

why your wife stupid no use her susu to feed your kids one?

she took my money, i got no money so i take her milk lor

true.... many 'mata' around

keep look for 'makan'

Shud haf save money before u marry
Berani gatal berani tanggung

lol

support la that pig wee

this saturday wanna meet up?

produce milk and feed ur family with it

kesianya kau bro

no.... she poke the dom dom with needle......
then accident happen.......
since that time i always pull out jor

wangsa maju veli far lu. dun wan. my waifu mau go play mahjong on sat

penipu... i tot u say she going to play on wednesday?

why jo sark jo waifu tits till no milk ?

she hali hali play 1.
the sam ku and luk poh always call her join

then slap both of them

Ok, I have 20 cents in my pocket.
Cannot leave our fellow men in distress.
We share share ok?

so good u . now i veli terharu jor

/k full of love

Take the RM3 go buy Toto...who knows....sometimes when life seemed at the bottom, a pleasant surprise just waiting around the corner...

hahahahaha

Then open your drawer la, I know u got 3k inside, and 5k in the freezer and 6k in 1 of the shoes under your bed and another 50k in your bank, take out the bank 1 as our god running outta cash.

kenot, judi is haram !
pulis kata jangan

why u stalking me !!!

Its time to buy a tonne of hacks and live with it some at a day or you could get a loan lulz

1 child = RM1K - RM1.5K per month

Just this morning had breakfast with a friend talking about pampers and infant milk.

take out ur ic, go find sticker at the wall with $$$ logo, call the number, they will come and meet u, sign and kao tim. u baru keluar lubang mana?

dlm atm ade lagi duit kan/?

RM3 buy 1 mangkuk



then go ambik serdekah from people lar. I bet u can get at least 1000% return with that mangkuk.

in bank how much money?

Use credit card mang..

why she poke the dom dom, she sked no one wanna marry her issit

This post has been edited by paogiv3r: Jun 22 2012, 10:22 AM

rm3 can buy knife,... to nite go some lorong lorong gelap to rob ppl,... don't go buy toy gun,.. over budget liao....

bank put takda?? kesiannya

malam ni lepak lorong haji taib. amacam?

government say: ubah gaya hidup...

yalor, I always pening when my waifu said milk abis liao

kenot, i sked along. they look like harimau

ATM card my waifu pegang


my waifu dun allow me do that

I think not much left also, ytd she lost mahjong and i bring her to poke poke atm.

me salary low, no credit card

no, last time my waifu said wan baby. i said mary 1st only get baby.
mana tau accident happen

oi ~! i got waifu and children. if anything happen to me, how ah?

if me kaya will donat u rm50.but my wallet have rm200 only~~

fuiyo ! rich mang ~ pls borrow me 3 ringgit.
coz i wan beli damacai RM 3 big sweep.

borrow u?? macam oh my englishhhhhh!!!!!

apa tu. me poor. no astro.

then how u know is astro
lend lah apatu borrow

buy toto problem solve

kurangkan ber/k/
lebihkan berkerja

kesian TS ..need some financial sapork?

u go buy massimo roti, cut it into small small pieces lik fish food n fish urself lar ts. d extra pieces u store it in ur top freezer so it wont spoil. i guarranti u can survive until end of d month

me english no good

kenot /k is very tempting 1. like drug.
setelah cuba, hali hali mau 1


need. marney plox

me no understand wat u toking

u noe wat s "godai" ts?

activate cheat code

berpuasala...

ramadhan another month away

ts serious? I tot u rich fag

Give me your wife's bank account num. I bank in money.

reality of today. once upon a time, people can go out with fish pole in the morning and came back with a good catch in the afternoon. plus an armful of veges foraged on the way.

I got RM120 of my salary cut every month for charity. go to the nearest charity centre and demand your cut. I'll be damned if my money were used to finance bik mama shopping habit.

This post has been edited by MrUbikeledek: Jun 22 2012, 12:37 PM

Wallet left RM3, but bank account left RM1,000,000 is it?

This post has been edited by Sichiri: Jun 22 2012, 12:48 PM

go sit anywhere outside the shopping centre with ur kids.... maybe good ppl will drop a few syilling for you

nice idea,ppl dont have money u ajak lepak instead ajak kerja carik duit

faster go make a petition for LYN member donate rm 1 each..

supposingly enough for u to makan for few years

This post has been edited by Predator10: Jun 22 2012, 12:59 PM

laaa rilek la

sell ur marsidi wheel.

so we're going for teh tarik to discuss this?

godai pls

me is poor fag


i dont donate, coz I expect no ppl will donate to me also


me is poor fag



my key of life, do not beg !!!

me is poor fag


wokay boss

ts u minum ka? if u do come lets yumcha at vogue.

how much the cheapest drinks at vogue?

i left 2.80cent

report in

if someone pinjam me RM 3 i will join also

bukan 7 to 8 tau. around 7 or 8 pm maybe earlier till whatever time.

ok bro.

i no money wanna pinjam u. but belanja 1 coke can, come la

what did u do with the 20 cent? haha.

no worries man. jaz come n join. yumcha beer. if not good today, tomorow lets go Zeta.

i borrow u my skirt then u go stand at haji taib for few hours

trolling?

i dun wan belanja. I wan pinjam duit beli coke.

20 cents buy gula2 hacks 1 biji.

i wan2 dai but kanot oh, god say i live oh, u godai 1st lar ts i join u later

This post has been edited by .O.: Jun 22 2012, 04:48 PM

RM2.80 can afford this while lepaking at kedai mamak;

- 1 teh tarik (RM1.50)
- roti canai kosong (RM1.40)

ngam2 soi wat wit ur budget

1.50 + 1.40 = 2.90 over lar shiat not ngam lar, fail kalkulation! ts kena cuci mangkuk jor bcos of u

This post has been edited by .O.: Jun 22 2012, 04:57 PM

oh mai, jew dun wan dai. i also follow u la. we both dun dai lor


Then tomolo and the day after tomolo and so I makan apa?

i know ur $$$$ all gone in football betting

ts don think too long lar lok up there tat s ur oni ticket 2 get out of tis shiat

damn it

ala, another 10 cent can kowtim with mamak lor..

tomorrow open new tered la...then /k/ will discuss another way to get u yumcha again for another day...continue the loop & i think u shud be fine till end month

wahahaha! padan muka minum susu nenen la lu hari hari.

go buy eggs, 1 boiled egg each day share with wife and starve 2 days.

This post has been edited by stupiak07: Jun 22 2012, 05:10 PM