Wakka8690, I am wondering how old r u???

Other version:

Me: err....the scenary was fantastic, really had a great time there looking at the sunset.
C: Kinda interesting. I am bringing Sandy there this coming weekend. i just booked a hotel room online.
Me: Wow......you two sure will have a good time there.
C: I hope so. Btw, withdraw a cheque from the car compartment.
Me: Yeah sure...(with okay.jpg tone) Wow, is it for me??!!!
C: Ya, it is actually your total 3 months salary......
Me: Huh?
C: To show you my sincerity, I'll drop you at the nearest LRT station, you can get urself back to the office and start packing ur desk. Anyway, today is ur last day.
Me: ........(WTF???!!) I got nothing to say, but thanks alot anyway....
C: Thank you too for taking care of Sandy, and get out of the car now!

My fren just got an ipad 2 from his customer from Singapore, in fact all his colleagues in the same department got 1 from the same customer.........

Version no.3:
Me: walau eh....the scenary was wordless......
C: I shouldn't had miss it. Btw I was there last week.
Me: (WTF???!!!) Why u didnt show up and join us........
C: I just wanna tell you that u just got served~!!!!
Car drove to a lorong belakang........
Me: Shit........ C, I didnt do anything wrong~!!!! I just being nice to Sandy......I knew your relationship with her........
C: My brothers will treat you well........
Me: Huh?
TS drag down by 3 guys from the car...............
C: You know too much...... Bro, you know what to do.......
SS: Yes boss~!
Me: NoOOoooOOoooo.......C, I did nothingGGGgGgg~!
C: Dont you ever mess around with those you cant afford~! Take it as a lesson for free~!!! Astalavista......

The story (true event) oledi reach this stage, I dont mean to interrupt, but is it really possible that ur relationship with her will continue and end up in the wedding?????
U and she have 9 years age gape. Will you family allow that?
If you really love her then go for it, and make sure ur feeling for her aint chicken droping's heat. All the best.......

C: u know, u're my good employee, definitely I don't wanna lose u. u don't have to clarify anything private between both sandy and u, I just hope that whatever happen in future, u'll still deal v it professionally and put those personal feeling aside when u dealing v ur work. u heard me?
Me: yeah, I'm listening..
C: for sandy side, i had neglected her quite a while due to my family issue and work. it's not strange that she seek for company like u so I hope that u don't take it seriously..
Me: nope, I'm good so far.."

C is trying to get ride of you in a polite way.....He wan you to pandai pandai, u get what I mean~!
U r working with Sandy in the same project, u thing u can avoid her meh?
Hopefully sandy wont bring this to C, or else things will only get worst.

Hope u make the right choice......Better make it a short pain rather than get into too deep~!

TS went to bathroom to cold himself down , while thinking of all the comments; heart beating faster and faster .....wan or not??? Wan or not???? Kekekeke......