FFUUUUU-

I was bored just now and for the first time in my life, I took my inspilala out for a midnight drive and decided to be a crazy driver.

Shifted my 2.0 CVT to manual mode, and I grabbed my balls to make sure it's still there.

Looked all over the road to make sure no other cars were around, as I did this at around 2.30 am, so okay, no cars. I slammed the accelerator at first gear, revved it until 5.5k rpm and shifted to second, revved again to 5.5k rpm, and shifted. Basically I shifted when it was around 5.5k or 6k rpm.

BLOOOOOOOODDDDYYYYYY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK.

I felt my balls drop down to the floor. Sorry la, I tak ada titanium balls, I only managed to continue doing that for like 4 kms before I decided I dont wanna die young. I still wanna get married and have kids.

For you inspilala crazyass driver who always hentam their cars, I salute your balls.

I got speed and high rev before, but that was at high way 3 or 4 am in the morning. Not so scary because I was already going 130 km/h, then sped up till 200.

High revving from 0 is scary shit sial. My balls.

Like I said, 200 I also pernah, but daaaaaaaaamn fucuk sial, last night hentam the car from 0 in a city road. Really, balls dropped to the floor.

No la. I tamau destroy my CVT, didnt do the wheel spin.

I know everything about botak and nzh and all their shiats.

I tamau become like them. I still like miao miao, dun want chase butt.

My bola kecik liao. Dun need so big big.

Of course scary la. I cheapass drive fake car, my balls also cheapass and fake too. Where got money buy titanium balls.