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post May 30 2012, 10:20 AM, updated 14y ago

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had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one asking if want extra serivce.

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post May 30 2012, 10:22 AM

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You don't have a good cheong detector or cheongdar.
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post May 30 2012, 10:25 AM

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look for those without shady looking sexily dressed amoi sitting outside on the door. Usually those with sexy girls wearing revealing dresses provide "extra services"
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post May 30 2012, 10:27 AM

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all decent places have hanky panky masseurs.
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post May 30 2012, 10:28 AM

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post May 30 2012, 10:28 AM

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decent massagers are usually blind.

or check walls see got wobble or not aka secret tunnel.

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post May 30 2012, 10:31 AM

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Wait, you paid her RM50 for a chat?

Where's our RM50 for giving you advice?
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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:20 AM)
had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one extra serivce.
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post May 30 2012, 10:32 AM

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i think most massage centre provides special service...go for those high class de lo...famous de....mostly clean la.......
if u go those shoplots de...mostly ada.......
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post May 30 2012, 10:32 AM

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QUOTE(DavalPrestor @ May 30 2012, 10:31 AM)
Wait, you paid her RM50 for a chat?

Where's our RM50 for giving you advice?
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There's one massage place I go to in bukit bintang that is 100% clean one. Masseurs are gooding too. Lots of ppl bring their partners there. Masuk that time got fruit platter & fruit juice to drink as well, gooding yo.
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post May 30 2012, 10:33 AM

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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:20 AM)
had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one asking if want extra serivce.
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how much was the massage that you went in klang?
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post May 30 2012, 10:35 AM

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QUOTE(joe_mamak @ May 30 2012, 10:22 AM)
You don't have a good cheong detector or cheongdar.
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Wut??????
btw that was only my 2nd time massage. so yea I'm a noob lol...
n yea wat ever cheong detector means, I don't have it haha.

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Wait, you paid her RM50 for a chat?

no la y pay for jz chatting? 50 is tips for massage.

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post May 30 2012, 10:36 AM

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post May 30 2012, 10:37 AM

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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:35 AM)
Wut??????
btw that was only my 2nd time massage. so yea I'm a noob lol...
n yea wat ever cheong detector means, I don't have it haha.
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Yes. You definitely don't have one. smile.gif

That's ok. It isn't a necessity. laugh.gif

Look for places that advertise for women customers, couples are welcomed.

There are such places. Sure no hanky panky one.
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QUOTE(deodorant @ May 30 2012, 10:32 AM)
There's one massage place I go to in bukit bintang that is 100% clean one. Masseurs are gooding too. Lots of ppl bring their partners there. Masuk that time got fruit platter & fruit juice to drink as well, gooding yo.
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in bukit bintang?... and clean?
r u sure??... what the shop name?...
i wish to go with my wife, n i dun want those hanky panky massage...

btw, TS, our "observation", the MP with a cctv outside their premise,
and a lot cctv in every angle, surely "not clean"....avoid.
my own experience, "d'touch" MP surely not clean!
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post May 30 2012, 10:40 AM

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QUOTE(joe_mamak @ May 30 2012, 10:37 AM)
Yes.  You definitely don't have one.  smile.gif 

That's ok.  It isn't a necessity.  laugh.gif 

Look for places that advertise for women customers, couples are welcomed. 

There are such places.  Sure no hanky panky one.
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oh ya I should hav thought of that -.-'
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post May 30 2012, 10:41 AM

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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:20 AM)
had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one asking if want extra serivce.
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post May 30 2012, 10:42 AM

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QUOTE(life09 @ May 30 2012, 10:33 AM)
how much was the massage that you went in klang?
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RM60+
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post May 30 2012, 10:43 AM

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go to those with bright lights on, not dark dark or tinted windows

i went to one in bangkok where they do the massage in the lobby next to reception, all lights on at night, no chance for u hanky panky
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If its fat aunty usually is legal
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post May 30 2012, 10:48 AM

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pegi massage parlour yang lelaki la.... no hanky panky
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post May 30 2012, 10:49 AM

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QUOTE(PVCpipe @ May 30 2012, 10:48 AM)
pegi massage parlour yang lelaki la....  no hanky panky
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if gay hanky panky?...
even more scary....
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if hand big big got muscle is real massae..

those skinny amois is fake 1.. massage cock only. If skinny amois is decent then means she no skill no point get her service also
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post May 30 2012, 10:53 AM

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go to unisex massage parlour

the high class ones also have extra services. it depends on the masseuer. most of the time they're doing it illegally to get some pocket money
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post May 30 2012, 10:54 AM

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first time boleh la tahan ..

later banyak kali people offer .. nak jugak tu ..
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QUOTE(pisces88 @ May 30 2012, 10:43 AM)
go to those with bright lights on, not dark dark or tinted windows

i went to one in bangkok where they do the massage in the lobby next to reception, all lights on at night, no chance for u hanky panky
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i had my first body massage in bangkok.....damn...macam kena rape... rclxub.gif
keep massage my triangle area...damn geli doh.gif
somemore cannot naik bendera else she really rape me doh.gif
the second day she saw me...she treat me like her bf.... rclxub.gif
at last.............
nothing happen rolleyes.gif
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you just bring your gf la, sure they know u want legit one already. what lah ts. damn virgin
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QUOTE(toothgnasher @ May 30 2012, 10:58 AM)
you just bring your gf la, sure they know u want legit one already. what lah ts. damn virgin
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notworthy.gif later not legit one...bring gf...she kena rape.... rclxub.gif
go jojospa lo...at bts...i think is legit thumbup.gif but pricy.......
or u can go true spa oppsite wisma genting...the menara stand chart or wat...itu confirm legit...i pernah went few time....
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but the point is, we want to avoid the MP being rush by local authorities while we have our legit massage there....
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90% of spa/massage parlor offer special service la.. talk to the captain..

mostly nowadays all is PRC one..
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QUOTE(fai@fai @ May 30 2012, 11:00 AM)
notworthy.gif later not legit one...bring gf...she kena rape.... rclxub.gif
go jojospa lo...at bts...i think is legit thumbup.gif but pricy.......
or u can go true spa oppsite wisma genting...the menara stand chart or wat...itu confirm legit...i pernah went few time....
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cheh. there's more rape cases happening at parking lot rather than masaj centre.

then see if the masaj lady pakai uniform or not. most likely legit wears uniform.

above all, the person who handles the customer at the counter will not ask you what girl u want. PRC ka, pilipin ka, thai ka, viet ka, malay ka, american ka. they will ask you what type of masaj u want.
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noob, PRC what?
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QUOTE(alienfighter @ May 30 2012, 11:16 AM)
noob, PRC what?
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YUP... WHAT IS PRC???
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QUOTE(toothgnasher @ May 30 2012, 11:07 AM)
cheh. there's more rape cases happening at parking lot rather than masaj centre.

then see if the masaj lady pakai uniform or not. most likely legit wears uniform.

above all, the person who handles the customer at the counter will not ask you what girl u want. PRC ka, pilipin ka, thai ka, viet ka, malay ka, american ka. they will ask you what type of masaj u want.
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Nurse uniform also legit? brows.gif
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QUOTE(alienfighter @ May 30 2012, 11:16 AM)
noob, PRC what?

QUOTE(megoo @ May 30 2012, 11:24 AM)
YUP... WHAT IS PRC???

People's Republic of China
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i sometimes dont tip summore cause im feeling cheap lol
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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:42 AM)
RM60+
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every parlour are clean la....bring ur gf go and relax...even if the prc seduce ur gf and do a resbian actions jo have no loss mate...
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Protip
If the massage parlour has multiple cctv camera and you need to open gate than it's hanky panky.
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QUOTE(toothgnasher @ May 30 2012, 11:07 AM)
cheh. there's more rape cases happening at parking lot rather than masaj centre.

then see if the masaj lady pakai uniform or not. most likely legit wears uniform.

above all, the person who handles the customer at the counter will not ask you what girl u want. PRC ka, pilipin ka, thai ka, viet ka, malay ka, american ka. they will ask you what type of masaj u want.
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dumb dumb...dun bring ma lesser the chance lo.... doh.gif
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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:20 AM)
had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one asking if want extra serivce.
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RM50 for handjob. Do not want.

But give RM50 as tip.

Fool.

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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:20 AM)
had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one asking if want extra serivce.
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Klang which part? time to pay klang a visit~ brows.gif brows.gif
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QUOTE(enjoy-da-heat @ May 30 2012, 10:20 AM)
had my 1st massage in a holiday resort. massuer's skill not bad, everything was ok. no "extra services"
2 days back i went to for massage in klang. that place has a big signboard n everything looks "clean". the lady at the counter didnt mention anything "special" as well so i proceeded for a one hour session. turned out my massuer was a PRC girl who requested that i strip clean n during massage asked if i want a jerk for an extra RM50.
i didnt take the offer instead chatted with her n gave her 50 as tips.
so now i like to know is there a way to tell apart the differences of these massage parlors coz im looking forward to bring along my gf for a massage. n deffinitely dont want to end up in one asking if want extra serivce.
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yeah rite
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QUOTE(life09 @ May 30 2012, 11:43 AM)
thats quite cheap..where is it ah brows.gif
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QUOTE(Balaclava @ May 30 2012, 12:02 PM)
confirm brickfields.
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QUOTE(life09 @ May 30 2012, 12:15 PM)
he said at klang lah
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Hey TS did you have dirty sex chat with the prc ar? Why give rm50???
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QUOTE(fai@fai @ May 30 2012, 10:55 AM)
i had my first body massage in bangkok.....damn...macam kena rape... rclxub.gif
keep massage my triangle area...damn geli doh.gif
somemore cannot naik bendera else she really rape me doh.gif
the second day she saw me...she treat me like her bf.... rclxub.gif
at last.............
nothing happen rolleyes.gif
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lol she must hav looked like a horse or something


QUOTE(alienfighter @ May 30 2012, 11:01 AM)
but the point is, we want to avoid the MP being rush by local authorities while we have our legit massage there....
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yea jz for massage, half way ended up in the news =.=


QUOTE(toothgnasher @ May 30 2012, 11:07 AM)
cheh. there's more rape cases happening at parking lot rather than masaj centre.

then see if the masaj lady pakai uniform or not. most likely legit wears uniform.

above all, the person who handles the customer at the counter will not ask you what girl u want. PRC ka, pilipin ka, thai ka, viet ka, malay ka, american ka. they will ask you what type of masaj u want.
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AMERICA?? betul ka?


QUOTE(PS3.Gamer @ May 30 2012, 11:54 AM)
RM50 for handjob. Do not want.

But give RM50 as tip.

Fool.
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fool i may be.. if thats wat being nice is all about


QUOTE(peri peri @ May 30 2012, 12:00 PM)
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go to gym massage centre. that one can go with ur gf.

but a bit expensive.

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