So what is your story for joining?
Used to hang out in Apple Byte before it was filled pompous, opinionated, holier-than-thou tards.

What is your background?
astronaut
meth dealer
condom quality inspector
loan shark
pimp
russian spy
Justin Bieber
/k/tard

Have you met anyone from forum.lowyat.net in person?
The legendary Johnkok.

What is the story with your nickname?
Old nick from my gaming days.