The author of this Exopolitics article, Alfred Lambremont Webre, J.D., M.Ed., bases his entire story on hearsay, specifically the testimony of Andrew D. Basiago, J.D., M.C.R.P., M.Phil. and William B. Stillings, a man with a refreshing lack of letters after his name. Both of them claim to have served in a secret, DARPA-operated time travel program called Project Pegasus. According to Basiago and Stillings, a 19-year-old Mr. Obama served under this programas well and, along with several other time-hopping teens, was teleported to Mars in order to lay claim to the red planet for Uncle Sam and to acclimate the local, bloodthirsty fauna to human beings. As evidence, Stillings says that Mr. Obama took part in his Mars mission training class in 1980. Basiago corroborates this, then takes it a step further. He says he actually saw the president on Mars returning to home base after a hard day of exposing himself to alien wildlife.

Apparently this fellow is a practicing lawyer and has many other impressive credentials behind him.