Why the crap did Matriach Aethyta call Shepard, Liara's 'Cerberus boyfriend'? He was never with Liara in my game rejected her in ME1 too!

There's actually a secret ending in the game. When the catalyst asks you to make a choice, turn around and walk away. The catalyst will call you back and give you one more choice.

He reveals a time machine which will allow you to go back to either past, alternate present or future.

Past: Go back millions of years to kill the creator of the reapers
Alternate Present: Go to an alternate present and kill the team of writers at Bioware who wrote these crap endings
Future: Go years into the future to kill the stargazer and his grandson

At the ending now. Gonna destroy. Thats what we've been trying to do since ME1, why stop now? Yeah, understand now that the game was great until the kid arrived. Maybe making Shepard collapse and be unable to activate the Crucible would have been depressing, but better in a way.

The reason why most people got pissed with the last 10 minutes of the game

This post has been edited by gaeria84: Mar 13 2012, 12:25 AM

So apparently in one of the endings, my shepard is still on london under a pile of rubble after the whole blow up and destroy the reapers thing. Hm....

That is why the hallucination theory is so popular.

Or alternatively, he managed to survive both the explosion of the Citadel and atmospheric re-entry into Earth to land in London.

Actually feel kinda hollow because 5 years of my life is over... no more Shepard. Damn sad since I played ME1 about 10 times to the end, ME2 2 1/2 and ME3? Sure more.

I also feel damn sad that taking Garrus and Liara meant they got vaporized by the Reaper. DAMNIT!!

Also the kid was unnecessary... I do prefer it ending before the kid. Reapers win, end story. Or Shepard dying breath manage to magically activate the Crucible then get blown up and die. Hm then he wouldn't know he would be dooming the galaxy to a dark age... ehehe.

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Added on March 13, 2012, 12:35 amWell he has been dreaming about the kid, at the end of the last dream he hugs the kid. Significance? I dunno. Then the kid says 'wake up'. Who knows? But if its a hallucination, how did he trigger the Crucible?

This post has been edited by secondrate: Mar 13 2012, 12:35 AM

That right there is preferable to the mess we got right now. Because at least it makes sense.

I feel you bro. It's like an end to an era.

EDIT: @hallucination
Fan-theory goes that he didn't trigger the Crucible. It was all an attempt by Harbringer to indoctrinate Shepard into siding with the Reapers. Or something. It gets rather messy.

This post has been edited by Grif: Mar 13 2012, 12:37 AM

Oh well... have to accept the ending. My imagination can suffice but its kinda hard to imagine Shepard being alive. I prefer him being dead... been prepared for that since ME1.

end of an era... 5 years of my life spent in anticipation and enjoyment. Argh.

Hm... makes sense also. I mean I get the whole overlord over synthetic and organic life crap but why that kid? He should have stayed in the dreams and guilt-tripped Shepard. The overlord could have been some AI.

And bloody Harbinger, thanks for killing Garrus and Liara!! I should have taken Vega and EDI! Then I wouldn't have to kill EDI as collateral damage.

EDIT:

I don't think there is any doubt what Joker was doing. He was probably in orbit around Earth fighting the Reapers, saw the Sol relay go BOOM and tried to get the hell outta there. Maybe he was close to it to explain the proximity. I just wonder where they ended up? Nice planet.

The squadmates who were with you got vaporized obviously. Thanks BioWare, I didn't expect that to happen My Garrus and Liara... my fav characters...


I'm happy to see intelligent debate rather than mindless rage.

This post has been edited by secondrate: Mar 13 2012, 12:46 AM

Maybe it should've been like this?
I just had catharsis watching that ending.

Damn.

The Vigil song was a nice touch. I cried manly tears.

EDIT: I noticed a trend. Anything without that stupid Space Jesus was infinitely better. Even this chopped up ending was miles better.

This post has been edited by Grif: Mar 13 2012, 01:01 AM

Just the ending in my head Hey I created an ending in my head for KotOR and its sequel, I can certainly erase 10 mins from my memory!

Stupid kid. Shepard can survive Mass Effect 1 and 2, killing and letting team mates die but he has nightmares about a dumb kid.

I can't tahan the ending with the kid saying "I am the Citadel"....Omg lah. I HATE KIDS.

is there only 3 endings?
and yep, ending sucks. too short for me.

me too.

Why Bioware made Wrex so weak?

In Virmire, he gets one-shot killed by a cheap rifle.

In Citadel if you betrayed him, he gets killed by 2 pistol shots.

I wonder what happens if you don't use the Renegade option to shoot him.
Shepard dies and Critical Mission Failure? lol.

Space Jesus never happened. You hear me?

It was all a fail attempt by Harby to indoctrinate Shepard.

interesting.

ok...this is another, just take this as joke though coz those 4chan minions are smart SOB at something like this:


This post has been edited by ray148: Mar 14 2012, 05:34 PM

WOw. just. . . WOW.