Joke on Singapore
Once during the gulf war, the President of USA , and the Prime Ministers
of UK and Singapore were travelling on a warship that was cruising near
S.Arabia.
The 3 were talking about how brave their soldiers were; their discussion
soon turned into an argument where each wanted to prove the bravery of
their own soldiers.
The President of USA said, "let me show u what is guts", whereupon he
called his Colonel and said "Jump into the sea and swim 3 rounds around
this ship!".
The Colonel replied "Anything for Uncle Sam, Sir", jumped into the shark
infested sea and swam 3 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing
him like mad! After the successful 3 rounds, the Colonel came up to the
deck and said, "I did it for Uncle Sam Mr. President!".
The proud US President replied "That's what I call guts!".
The Prime Minister of UK was pissed. He had to show. He called his
3-star General and said "General, jump into the sea and swim 10 rounds
around This ship!".
The General replied "Anything for the Queen, Sir", jumped into the shark
infested sea and swam 10 rounds around the ship, with the sharks chasing
him like gila! (lunatic). After the successful 10 rounds the 3-star
General came up to the deck and said, "Long Live the Queen!".
The proud UK PM replied "That's what I call guts!"
The Prime Minister of Singapore cannot tahan. He had to show that his
soldiers have it too. He called one of his Private, Ah Beng and said
"Soldier, jump into the sea and swim 50 rounds around this ship!".
The Private replied "Oi, you siao (crazy) izzit? I juz bought my condo
and I am paying through my nose. Now, U want me to jump and die? If u
want to Hao lian (show off), you jump into the sea yourself !
@#*&%F!........
The Singapore PM grinned and said "Now, that's what I call guts!"``
You .. you ... very sayang me right??? I wan plez.....

Awww so cute. Goyang left right left right.