That will bring out the tiger in you.. 

Kinda heavy for a breakfast like that.. 
How about a bowl of Jagwire Ripcord??? 

Bash #206, The Vampire Trail – Ulu Beranang/Lenggeng
Date:Sun 27th Nov 2011

Venue
Estates and mountain jungle between Ulu Beranang and Lenggeng, a little ways south of Broga town.

Parking
Village football pitch. Please avoid churning up the place with your car or mountain bike. The Asli here are a fierce bunch.

Parking is contingent on us getting permission from the village chief. Otherwise we will be parking in Ulu Beranang itself (see directions below). I will post confirmation by next Tuesday.

Trail Description
This ride will suck the life blood out of you.

That’s the objective of our Bash this year. Whether through the tendrils and proboscis of the local flora and fauna or just trail conditions, you will bleed and suffer in one form or another.

Do not attempt Long if:
a) You faint at the sight of blood. (Goes without saying doesn’t it.)
b) You have no cow-sense, don’t know your limits, and have something to prove on a downhill.
c) You are endo-prone.
d) You have not at least ridden more than 1 Bash where you didn’t cramp or want to throw up.
e) You have no upper body strength.
f) You don’t like riding Kiara.
g) You’re a roadie who thinks this is going to be easy. (How hard can it be, it’s only xxkm!)
h) You got a busted hip and waddle like a duck. Quack!

Seriously, Long, is not suitable for non-technical riders. There are downhills (I have called it Magic Link) where if an accident does occur it will be major – possibly FATAL.

Commit to your line. Or get off and walk. . There will be NO room for mistakes.

Extraction will be almost impossible. We will stand over you and chuck a parang so you can put yourself out of your misery. All Long riders are advised to bring along their first aid medical kits and make sure brakes are in top condition. You will need at least painkillers, antihistamines, splints and something to draw attention (like a whistle) in your medical kits.

Keeping with our theme, we’ve not forgotten Short riders need to suffer too. Terrain is rolling through kampong roads, rubber/palm estates and vegetable farms with a few gnarly bits thrown in. (My wife freaked out when we did a trial run on Short. Luckily I was saved when my 12 year old started laughing at her.) Distance is about 14km. Blood sucking creepy crawlies in the Short vicinity should be absent – they’ve gone to haunt Long riders. Suitable for the stronger kids who can carry their bikes short distances as well as push on steeper sections. You will suffer even more if your kids make you carry their bikes! A few open sections – bring sunblock.

It has taken us 1 Year to find the Magic Link to join up the trails. Ride safely and you will be guaranteed to enjoy it.
Directions
Take your favourite route to the main entrance of Nottingham University in Semenyih.

0 Zero trip at the traffic light in front of the University main entrance
3.5 Rabbit farm on right, Botak Hill hikers parked on left
4.7 Broga, turn right. DO NOT GO STRAIGHT THROUGH ARCH.
9.6 Village of Kampung Kapal, proceed straight
10.7 Village of Ulu Beranang, turn left. Small blue signpost, just behind and partially hidden by blue cage, is for Kampung Jeram Kedah.
10.9 Houses, keep left.
13.4 Turn left at fork.
13.6 Keep left and go over bridge.
14.2 Park at football pitch. (N2 54.308 E101 57.124)

2nd

Try huggies or mamipoko..

Wanna try???

Finally i got my Stuff



& New Clothes

Finally i got my Stuff



& New Clothes

Hmmm... feel like tak puas ride today Wanna ride moreee...!

Well.. Lots of Chicks there.. Hahaha! JK.. I follow the bikepro sifu a.k.a the bike techician (Wong) since he is the only buddy at the moment.. 
Hi Dickybird! I will start pedalling after a light breakfast at the warung behind the temple 8am. Hopes to see you there! 

follow boner on sat.. i will take u there...

Through plan c enter from the back of the Hartamas school ( the one beside the kerinchi link highway) . If you are adventurous  enough, through reverse boner . Enter from kiara mas condo

what's the pressure in the tyres? the only reason you pinch flat is that you are running a very low pressure and your rim profile off that when you run too low it will pinch it......so pump more air and/or change rims.... if you are taking drops or jumping here and there with low pressure then not suprised you pinch flat so often.
yeah..from kerinchi onto sprint heading to hartamas. take plan C, IUD,wasteland,barakuda and you're already in kiara park...i posted kiara map several pages back...do take a look.
just need to get used to it.as long as your handlebars are not too wide , you should be able to ride through it smoothly...you need to ride more over at those sections....the best singletracks...