Top 10 Ugly Wife Benefits 
Nov 10 2011, 07:52 AM, updated 15y ago
That said, the following arguments just might convince you to leave the beauty on our webpages and invite a beast into your bedroom. Here are 10 potential benefits of an ugly wife.
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No.10 You will feel more appreciated.
Let's be honest: When you're dating someone who seems too good to be true, you can't stop feeling like you're unworthy of her. You'll do anything for her just because you can't get anyone better-looking. Well, think about that shoe being on the other foot -- if you're her ultimate, she will treat you like a god. This ties into the next benefit.
No.9 The sex will be amazing.
Yes, you'll want to turn off the lights in the bedroom a little quicker than you normally would if you were dating a model. But sexy women never have to work hard for sex. Men are always so happy to be with them that they do all the work. An ugly woman has learned all kinds of tricks between the sheets to keep her sex life active. She'll be up for anything.
**No.8 Other people will see you as genuine.
Just like in the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode, people tend to view men with less attractive mates as honorable. You'll be considered a man who sees the inner beauty. Sorry, ladies, but this doesn't work in reverse. If we see you with an ugly husband, we immediately think he's rich and you're a gold digger. It's a double standard, but we didn't write the rules.
No.7 Guys don't view you as a threat.
No.6 Jealousy won't consume you.
Guys with women who always turn heads tend to get jealous. It's hard not to constantly fear someone is trying to steal her when you know everyone wants her. And at what point does she give in to temptation? A plain-looking wife has less opportunity to cheat -- in theory.
No.5 She has developed a multitiered personality.
Because most people immediately take to beautiful women, those women never have to develop a great personality. Yes, every other Maxim interview will have you believe actresses and models are secretly down-to-earth, beer-swilling, girl-next-door types. In reality, when everyone laughs at your jokes and wants to appease you, why would you work to be cooler?
No.4 She's more likely to have the same interests as you.
Gorgeous women tend to come from families who put a lot of stock in beauty. They grow up learning about shopping, facial products, beauty pageants, hair care, etc. On the other hand, women who look like one of the guys tend to like guy things, like football, beer, dive bars, and cars.
No.3 You can be more relaxed about your appearance.
If you're dating a person who looks like a statue, it's hard to enjoy that beer, burger or day on the couch. Every moment that you let your gut go is a moment she might become uninterested. It makes sense that people want someone as attractive as they are. So you'll constantly have to work to look perfect.
No.2 People will think you know something they don't.
If you appear truly happy with an ugly wife, acquaintances will think you've unlocked some hidden secret to nirvana. It's like the person who's constantly smiling -- you can't help but think they know something you don't.
No.1 Beer goggles are so much more fun.
For those who don't know, drunken sex can be the best. Even if you're normally sloppy and uncomfortable in bed, alcohol gives you the confidence to think you're a porn star. The beer goggles also make your partner look like Gisele. But if your wife already looks like Gisele, how much better can she look? You're just used to being with a hot lady. But when your ho-hum wife suddenly looks smoking, watch out!
**Gambar sekadar hiasan.
This post has been edited by Polaris: Nov 10 2011, 08:13 AM
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