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Many theoretical physicists can tell about the Big Bang Theory and the formation of the Universe, but skepticism generates lots of riddles that are beyond the physicists’ questions: “Is There a Creator?,” “What Happened Before the Beginning?,” “How Did We Get Here?,” “Is There an Edge to the Universe?,” “Does Time Really Exist?,” “Are There More than Three Dimensions?,” “How Does the Universe Work?.” A lot of mind-boggling riddles arise indeed, if you've watched Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman.

And, do you know that time had a beginning at the big bang? Many people are very uncomfortable with the theory that time has a beginning, probably because it smacks of divine intervention, according to Stephen Hawking. This theory of Big Bang and time can be traced back to Stephen Hawking’s best-selling book “A Brief History of Time”. And it's true that, he is correct on a lot of people are very uncomfortable with the idea that time has a beginning, but not for the reason he provides. Rather, it is because Stephen makes the postulate that time is real and, like any real tangible object, could even have a beginning and an end.

It is then seriously to be doubted that time is real for decades, even though this is a common working postulate made by many theoretical physicists.