once upon a colonial time in india
there was an english officer who think he has the longest d*** in the world
when he discovered there's a long d*** club in india, which non of it's members are english but indian, he got pissed off, and so he went over there to challenge them
upon reaching the club entrance, he approach the jaga and tell him of his intention
the jaga just smile at him and ask, how long?
the english unzip and pull out his d*** and show it to the jaga
but the jaga just smile back and lift up his quater pant a little bit
the english was shocked and pissed by the jaga's length
thinking how can a superior english race loose to a inferior race?
and so he went back and train for increased lenght
few months later, he went back to the club...
.... to be continue ...
Don't you dare put my name in this. I'm nowhere indian nor English.