This happen few months back ....

I was shopping with my mom at supermarket a girl hug me from behind and say SUPRISE!

I dumbfark and was trying to sling her off and my mom ask me "Your GF?". THen when she look at me she say "Sorry Wrong Person" and her face turn red and her friends all laughing at her.

When i am lining up to pay the groceries she was in the same line again and i just smile and say HI .....my mom keep on laughing all the way back home and tell me sister about it