Carlous Douh a dude from Canada who spent 2 years in HK and been earnestly studying Chinese and posting a weekly video on youtube everyweek introducing the lastest and hippest cantonese slang word in HK

so kalo mao pikat amoi, pick up your canton!



O Jui - Suprised



Gong lui - girl who only want rich bf


Gong Ju Behng aka Princess sickness - a girl who is full of herself and wants everyone to treat her like princess.



Chok yeung - cool face

to be honese..his level of cantonese and pronounciation is so good and accurate and prolly better than 50% of cantonese speaker in msia.

These are just a few videos from Carlos..if u are adamant to learn Cantonese..watch carlos's video everyweek!

i dun want amoi
busuk tak mandi pagi

kao lui

how to say i love you meruchan in cantonese?

I dun wanna pikat. Tetek takda. Luckily penang amoi's tetek ok

saya pun tak mandi pagi tapi saya cantek.

ngo ngoi meruchan

how can generalised like that zzzzzzzzzzzz

I was just joking la Meru. My ex was a amoi to be fair. So why do you like white guys?

meru mou reply ngor
i has sadding

how to say " i want to marry you boyot" in cantonese?

my canto is so bad because i self learn from HK drama and movie but i still speaking "like a boss" ......

and those people also scratch head sometime hahaha.....

how come i fluent in cantonese but still forever arone :'(

i learnt some viet & tagalog. success rate 100%.

you go distrct 5 in viet you need to speak Cantonese ....ngek ngek ngek

d5 chinatown, prefer authentic vietcong.

+100000

dui em juu lor
sek fan lar

ngo siong gah bei lei, boyot
i admit msia ppl speak cantonese reallly really bad mang!
the video about aunty fighting in tesco parking..omaigad..their canton like shiet mang.
really memalukan
then mayb is face prob liao

so u goit hot viet waifu?

will sigged this, thanks
cantonese is fun

how to say
1. wat sup dupe? / kakak meru/ abang/ adik
2. ok ken kolos
3. i miss u
4. long time no see u
5. please go dai

if /k/ pikat meruchan, meruchan bf no rage?

oh SH-T!!!
1. meru jie/ tai goh/ sai lou/ dupe, gau meh ar?
2. ok, ho yi kolos jor
3. ngo hou guai chu lei
4. hou loy mou gin
5. lei hui sei lar!

ham kah ling

adik MeruChan, tunjuk dulu gigi awak baru saya boleh kata awak ni cantik ke tidak...

ini gambar avatar macam nak sorok sangat gigi awak tu kenapa??

♥ ngo ngoi lay

oh SH-T!!!
1. meru jie/ tai goh/ sai lou/ dupe, gau meh ar?
2. ok, ho yi kolos jor
3. ngo hou guai chu lei
4. hou loy mou gin
5. lei hui sei lar!

ham kah ling

The reason why this guy learns Cantonese because in Canada, many Chinese are from Hong Kong, esp. Vancouver.

how to say,
"oh, ts go vacation to bora bora island liao"

iiyer meruchan no mandi pagi one...

oh and this one is for u

if you are going to stay in a foreign land, makes sense to learn the language.

MeruChan ur face look a bit like my sister
but i think ur more prettier

m goi

ok, ho yi kolos jor

This post has been edited by ecchisama: Sep 2 2011, 07:49 PM

guan dong wah leh ... watch Si Tai Fan Chow aka Sing Yeh movie
bau lei fai tit meng pak & hok dou ...
but ... use guandong wah kau lui ... sau pei la ...
most important is got $$$$$$$$$ .... ngoi ching yam sui bao meh?

oi kau Hong Kong lui ... Kong Lui ... mou lui ($$$$) lei hou yi fan holland jor

haha true
canada a lot of korean fag too

oh TS hui jor bora bora hoy tan jor lor

here winter..so it is acceptable!

LOL

aaaaah thank uu

in USA also same..

i think only in south east asia got so many hokkien and hakka rather than cantonese.. while other part of this world so many cantonese.

Ok la ~~ He will be number 2 people I watch in youtube vlog.

Number is still Peter Chao

lolololol. my friend always inquire about dirty words in cantonese whenever they feel like learning.

gigi saya mmg tak cantek..tapi asalkan muka cantik sudah
gigi sih boleh pigi luruskan..tapi kalo face prob..kena buat plastic baru boleh cantik
so saya sudah menang

lei hui sei lar!

mm mai goh *** lui du hai gam geh
yao did tai sam mm mai tai chin geh
sau pei lar lei

ngo oi piap piap lei

sek si peng la

last time i teach ppl cantonese foul words i kena vacation 2 weeks. so becareful what u teach

piap lei lou mou

sek si lar.

what is the *** ?

meruchan u know sometimes u damn rude with your words?


massive massive turn off

This post has been edited by FLampard: Sep 2 2011, 08:01 PM

T I U..not the bad word ..but the bilangan word

how u scold ure bf when he snoring?

ah pard ~ only online i like that..in real life i am not like that wan..even tho i still gila gila but not so vulgar..dun worry

errrr cos disturb my sleep .. but i din scold him..i just complain on /k

MeruChan, please be honest with us..

do u think FLampard internet user is cute or not??

will you roll with me if i'm in town?

meru chan pls teach me best est pickup line u have

Yi goh hai mat yeh thread?

meru, ur bf can speak cantonese ma?

This post has been edited by darkddly: Sep 2 2011, 08:09 PM

u need to have more "career line"

how to say "I am a cop"
ngor hai (chai yan???)

ok last night i got picked up by this dude

he was having chocolate mousse..and here it goes
" hey this is some awesome chocolate mousse hey?"
me : " yeah it is..it's pretty good"
him : would you mind adding something for me?
me: " yeah what would you like?
him : " can you sprinkle your number on top ?"
me : " lul whattt?"

yi goh hai meru chan thread!

he can speak 1 to 10 that's it
cos he learn wing chun..so he have to learn 1 to 10 and the name of the stance is also in canton

what's that?

you are correct

or you can say ngo hai ging chak

why he wanna learn wing chun?

he eat asian food as well?

Btw, i was taught to say 'ma dao'

This post has been edited by ItsMyUsername: Sep 2 2011, 08:16 PM

Meru must provide FB only can judge

i mean pickup lines in canto

so in the end, he get wat he want?

ngo siong cheng lei tai hei sik fan er

ah pard is a guy
he is soso lor..why? but he quite small gas wan

erm mummy say dun go out with stranger

cos he likes ipman lul
yeah he love it..he love spicy food

yeah that wan also can
but a bit informal lar..like slang lor

judge what? lul

hou er!

This post has been edited by MeruChan: Sep 2 2011, 08:26 PM

Malaysia = "ma da"

Standard Cantonese = Ging chat or chai yan

If in China, you call "gung on"

Ohh thanks yo. So ma dao is not in any of the list? haha

Miss MeruChan, maybe some coffee or wine @ the green house?
dui bat hei, ngoh ngoi nei

Ma da, not ma dao, if you mean police.

ma dao is a slang lar.what kampung say is the formal wan.

lynster...i dont like cats. dui bat hei.

hou yeh er ! kei si fan lei jek ??

this:

1. Mie xiong dupe ? / meru jie/ dai gor/ sai lou
2. Hou, hor yi san
3. Ngor gua ju lei
4. Hou loi mou gin
5. Mm goi lei hui sei la ma lat lou

mou mun tai.. i know how to doggie also

learn this canto to become top sales person

thanks for wasting mah time

"Lui" = Malaysia

Standard Cantonese = "Chin"

sao teh la , yee bou mui , qi zou yat yet hong heng lok hoi *** gao sei lei ban sei hiong har mui , pokai

january ler
oh hahaha omg

...bin tai

i finally finish watchin

so is she muslim now?

you're welcome
say what??? lol

yi kuo lei tei yat kor kah pei meruchan, lei wui hang fuk fai lok yat sang yat sai

Seriously, will real amois 'buy' all these?

cassie u dont speak chinese do u?

Lei dim ji??? lei hai sunn suin ji ( fortune teller) ?

I speak chinese, amoi ni chines ed, but..I rike english ed bananas..

ngo chek kok (instinct) hou chun geh

my canto sucks actually lol

This post has been edited by hotjake: Sep 2 2011, 09:21 PM

"yi kuo lei tei yat kor kah pei meruchan"

But then hor, if you say like this, means marry into her family wor (kids follow mom surname)

should be " yue guo lei dei yat kor chou dou meruchan"

Ngam mou meruchan sifu ?

This post has been edited by Complexity: Sep 2 2011, 09:23 PM

oh really??
so u can speak canton?
oh i am english ed..but speak chinese at home..and my ex bf's in msia mostly chinese school but fluent in english lar.

awwww u're the first nice guy in /k..
i falling in labu liao

Haahaha yesss
i missed that sometimes i make that mistake too
actually my cantonese also mah mah dei jek lar
i cant write and read one.

Same as me.

However, coming from Sandakan to KL, I can see the difference in Cantonese.

Yeap, I can speak cantonese. But i have the fetish la..i more into bananas...I like to see their blur faces when i speak mandarin or bought them to some funny SG movies..

i tot ipoh girl cantonese must be good wor

Btw,u from main convent school last time ?

and dats why my canto sucks

wow! thats torture man...the brain will wanna explode trying to decipher wat the characters are talking

why not learn hokkien?

Ada subtitles ma..Maybe its a torture, idk man..My ex didnt told me that.

Eh, that video is from Canada.

do cainis ppl in sandakan speak canton?
haha so bin tai
i dont really have a preference..but one thing's for sure..they have to speak good english.
nope mgs
yeah ipoh is mainly canton speaking..i mean compare to formal cantonese like hk or guang dong..i think i am still a lot lacking
but my hk friends say my canton is pretty good lar

my dad is hokkien my mom teow chew but i never get to learn it

i learn canto from TVB series. ayam doin it right?

Certainly.

Infact, many of their ancestors came from HK.

For example, my late grandfather, was from HK.

Apart from Cantonese, Hakka is also spoken in Sandakan.