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Boy dies after masturbating 42 times
TS macamtakada
Sep 1 2011, 10:30 AM, updated 15y ago
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A tragedy has shocked the residents of Rubiataba, interior of Goiás A 16-year-old died after masturbating 42 times without stopping. According to reports, he had started around midnight, and turned all night doing the masturbation sequences without giving range. Finished and started another one. The boy's mother had suspected his compulsion for carrying out the act. "It was every hour, equal to the result of tele-sena, had already set up to take him to the doctor," said the young man's mother. In the school where the teenager attended, the classmates made a tribute. One of his colleagues, in conversation with the reporting of G17, said the boy was so compulsive that we always ask to connect to Web-cam on the Internet, at dawn. On the computer the teen was found about 17 million videos and erotic photos 600 million.
FrozerLaxegon
Sep 1 2011, 10:33 AM
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QUOTE(macamtakada @ Sep 1 2011, 10:30 AM)
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Click here is his name, polaris?
Puteih
Sep 1 2011, 10:34 AM
this is why i dont masturbate anymore. sked later die while masturbate, shame on my family onli
H4XF4XTOR
Sep 1 2011, 10:35 AM
lesson to be learn
hirano
Sep 1 2011, 10:36 AM
foreveralone tahap kronik
joe_mamak
Sep 1 2011, 10:36 AM
What's the cause of death?
nazrul90
Sep 1 2011, 10:36 AM
uh ok no more fap
H4XF4XTOR
Sep 1 2011, 10:38 AM
masturbating 42 times without stopping >9000
SUS edmunz
Sep 1 2011, 10:40 AM
17 million videos and erotic photos 600 million is a Winner.. 17year worth of porno..
SUS alaskanbunny
Sep 1 2011, 10:40 AM
poor gugusnake... kena hantam gao gao... al fatihah
happy_berry
Sep 1 2011, 10:42 AM
How did they know the boy masturbated exactly 42 times?
arsenal
Sep 1 2011, 10:43 AM
RIP my bro
zeist
Sep 1 2011, 10:43 AM
Poor sosej
StarScream01
Sep 1 2011, 10:44 AM
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fapfapfap
Darkmage12
Sep 1 2011, 10:49 AM
what is this?
OnGx2
Sep 1 2011, 10:51 AM
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the legend.
rcracer
Sep 1 2011, 10:51 AM
cum and gone
Jasonist
Sep 1 2011, 10:52 AM
omai... wat a horny way to die...
Assassin
Sep 1 2011, 10:53 AM
17 million videos and erotic photos 600 million what a HUGE prawn collection the boy have
SUS StationMonkey
Sep 1 2011, 10:56 AM
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did he managed to make his penis get into flames?
Mustadio
Sep 1 2011, 10:56 AM
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God had to stop him for killing innocent sperms...
Federer
Sep 1 2011, 10:58 AM
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maximum powah
Luqman999
Sep 1 2011, 10:59 AM
Tahap Fapping Melebihi <9000
chezzball
Sep 1 2011, 11:00 AM
i think the next victim would be someone from /k/ foreveralone.jpg club
neuroneuster
Sep 1 2011, 11:01 AM
millions erotic photos + porn videos? I thought the pc exploded too!
SUS automan5891
Sep 1 2011, 11:01 AM
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QUOTE(happy_berry @ Sep 1 2011, 10:42 AM)
How did they know the boy masturbated exactly 42 times?
He kept a record on paper.
SGSuser
Sep 1 2011, 11:02 AM
RIP Legend
Shadowf0x88
Sep 1 2011, 11:02 AM
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QUOTE(macamtakada @ Sep 1 2011, 11:30 AM)
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Click here buat malu mak bapak je nie,,
what a shame..
taksub sgt melancap..
SUS kenpachi
Sep 1 2011, 11:03 AM
he sohai..masturbate so muchh for what..how can he have so many porn video????????? One day once enough la...***
noobfc
Sep 1 2011, 11:11 AM
42...damn
teongpeng
Sep 1 2011, 11:12 AM
who actually counted?
Currylaksa
Sep 1 2011, 11:13 AM
VIDEO
look at chris
SUS VerdictReview
Sep 1 2011, 11:14 AM
QUOTE(teongpeng @ Sep 1 2011, 11:12 AM)
Maybe his friends that connect to web cam.
gundamsp01
Sep 1 2011, 11:15 AM
wow, no need to reload...really legend
statikinetic
Sep 1 2011, 11:18 AM
QUOTE(Assassin @ Sep 1 2011, 10:53 AM)
17 million videos and erotic photos 600 million I'm impressed with this! He has servers to hold them??
Luqman999
Sep 1 2011, 11:19 AM
QUOTE(Currylaksa @ Sep 1 2011, 11:13 AM)
VIDEO
look at chris
lol, his didi on fire
SUS mu77
Sep 1 2011, 11:30 AM
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Fap until balls damaged...
ryosuke
Sep 1 2011, 11:31 AM
17 million videos ! can open website and earn money d
nikridhwan
Sep 1 2011, 11:47 AM
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QUOTE(Luqman999 @ Sep 1 2011, 10:59 AM)
Tahap Fapping Melebihi <9000
U also fail.. That's less than 9000 bro...
renzokuken
Sep 1 2011, 11:47 AM
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rip fap legend
ecchisama
Sep 1 2011, 11:52 AM
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Innalillah
H4XF4XTOR
Sep 1 2011, 11:54 AM
QUOTE(nikridhwan @ Sep 1 2011, 11:47 AM)
U also fail.. That's less than 9000 bro...
hahahaah. he's a kiddo liao..
lex2010
Sep 1 2011, 11:55 AM
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42 times fap = 42 heat blisters?
SUS boyot
Sep 1 2011, 11:56 AM
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no wonder la certain religion prohibit fapping, now i understand why
SUS Adamiquesce
Sep 1 2011, 11:57 AM
WTF that boy,so many videos and picture,his computer is so powerding
frostfox
Sep 1 2011, 11:57 AM
QUOTE(happy_berry @ Sep 1 2011, 10:42 AM)
How did they know the boy masturbated exactly 42 times?
Dionysus
Sep 1 2011, 12:05 PM
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his balls must be from ping pong shape turned into peanut...
utar_boy
Sep 1 2011, 12:12 PM
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his pc must be 10k server, can hold so many files!
eXTaTine
Sep 1 2011, 12:15 PM
Omg.....17 million videos and erotic photos 600 million!!!!!!!
empyreal
Sep 1 2011, 12:15 PM
Look at all my stars!!
42? he has found the meaning of life
H4XF4XTOR
Sep 1 2011, 12:18 PM
his adik is on faiyah..... somebody call 911
Area51SE
Sep 1 2011, 12:19 PM
masturbating 42 times without stopping <-- this is crazy =.=
SUS carnbyresurrected
Sep 1 2011, 12:19 PM
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Are you guys sure, whether the boy died or the boy's snake died???
fazlythewarrior
Sep 1 2011, 12:20 PM
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fap 3 times already exhausted 42? wow, he is alien. rip.
halleycool
Sep 1 2011, 12:26 PM
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sadding this 4evealone boy...fap till die...now he rested in peace...maybe they will make a movie about this boy...
figuremeout
Sep 1 2011, 12:27 PM
42 times can be used to troll...just like 14th floor...anything can happen in /k/...
Zephyr_Mage
Sep 1 2011, 12:29 PM
Shit I'm on my 41st time today and it's only 12pm.
johnkia
Sep 1 2011, 12:31 PM
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how can he stay erotic when he already had a orgasm
K.I.T.T
Sep 1 2011, 12:31 PM
aku rasa budak ni first time.kemungkinan dia ingat bende tu seronok buat main.
lex2010
Sep 1 2011, 12:37 PM
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QUOTE(empyreal @ Sep 1 2011, 12:15 PM)
42? he has found the meaning of life
hahahaha
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference!!
Eidilfitrix
Sep 1 2011, 12:41 PM
QUOTE(macamtakada @ Sep 1 2011, 10:30 AM)
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asdzxc
Sep 1 2011, 12:41 PM
gugu jiao mati
CallMeMonkey
Sep 1 2011, 12:43 PM
his mother should have just take the computer
monochrome1234
Sep 1 2011, 12:44 PM
QUOTE(Assassin @ Sep 1 2011, 10:53 AM)
17 million videos and erotic photos 600 million what a HUGE prawn collection the boy have
gastacopz
Sep 1 2011, 12:54 PM
how they know 42 times?
junky_man
Sep 1 2011, 12:57 PM
NEVA FORGET!
alanyuppie
Sep 1 2011, 12:59 PM
QUOTE(gastacopz @ Sep 1 2011, 01:54 PM)
The boy had a plan.. so he must've kept track of it by writing down his "record" somewhere in the room.
turenseed
Sep 1 2011, 01:01 PM
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arwah baik orangnya. fap fap fap fapThis post has been edited by turenseed : Sep 1 2011, 01:02 PM
dumeort
Sep 1 2011, 01:12 PM
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Did anyone found his formula there? Must be the video. Darn.
ericmaxman
Sep 1 2011, 01:20 PM
i think he aiming for 50
Eidilfitrix
Sep 1 2011, 01:24 PM
QUOTE(ericmaxman @ Sep 1 2011, 01:20 PM)
i think he aiming for 50
he aiming for 54 for the 54 years of independence in malaysia.
double7
Sep 1 2011, 01:26 PM
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say "i won a math debate" rly fast...
bara bara api
Sep 1 2011, 01:29 PM
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meh i fap every once in 3 weeks, no have time liao to stream porn with my 1mbps shitmix
gs20
Sep 1 2011, 01:31 PM
17,000,000 videos @ average 700MB / video = 11 Petabytes! 600,000,000 photos @ average 100kb / photo = 55.9 Terabytes! Total porn collection: 11.05 Petabytes!
SUS WintersuN
Sep 1 2011, 01:39 PM
stupid boy. MAsturbate so many times for wat? He 1 prove wat? Join marathon or become porn star? Normally after fap 2 or 3 times u oso dun haf the mood or excitement liao la
fendii
Sep 1 2011, 01:41 PM
G17 is a humour site la
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"Stay tuned G17 is humor site, and should not be used as a source of information because the "news" provided on this website are fictitious, created for the entertainment of the reader." "
This post has been edited by fendii : Sep 1 2011, 01:42 PM
H4XF4XTOR
Sep 1 2011, 01:52 PM
QUOTE(WintersuN @ Sep 1 2011, 01:39 PM)
stupid boy.
MAsturbate so many times for wat? He 1 prove wat? Join marathon or become porn star?
Normally after fap 2 or 3 times u oso dun haf the mood or excitement liao la
maybe some friend challenge him
and so challenge accepted
double7
Sep 1 2011, 01:53 PM
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QUOTE(fendii @ Sep 1 2011, 01:41 PM)
G17 is a humour site la
"
"Stay tuned G17 is humor site, and should not be used as a source of information because the "news" provided on this website are fictitious, created for the entertainment of the reader." "
good catch bro
keyibukeyi
Sep 1 2011, 02:00 PM
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the boy book of record :rashid:
shikimori
Sep 1 2011, 02:02 PM
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seriously did someone believed the story were real ? shit now I have zero expectation towards the mankind
happy_berry
Sep 1 2011, 02:04 PM
QUOTE(fendii @ Sep 1 2011, 01:41 PM)
G17 is a humour site la
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
"
"Stay tuned G17 is humor site, and should not be used as a source of information because the "news" provided on this website are fictitious, created for the entertainment of the reader." "
I feel superior for questioning the truth while some moronic dimwits kept calling some nonexistent creature "stupid". heh~
This post has been edited by happy_berry : Sep 1 2011, 02:05 PM
smallvill3
Sep 1 2011, 02:07 PM
unstoppable...and died.. Y U No godlike
kokokranc
Sep 1 2011, 02:14 PM
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kesian his penis. jizzing 42 times is no easy feat for it. it deserves better owner. not this stupid kid.
izzat003
Sep 1 2011, 02:55 PM
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fuu mastubation harmless if done accordingly.after all everything is harmful if excessively
MissIceRina
Sep 1 2011, 02:59 PM
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QUOTE(fendii @ Sep 1 2011, 01:41 PM)
G17 is a humour site la
» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
"
"Stay tuned G17 is humor site, and should not be used as a source of information because the "news" provided on this website are fictitious, created for the entertainment of the reader." "
lol, everyone getting tolled here
TrustULoveU
Sep 1 2011, 03:11 PM
so fake... how did they even know how many times he fap =.=
Area51SE
Sep 1 2011, 03:18 PM
I sense many got trolled here
IluvProton
Sep 1 2011, 03:20 PM
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if he dun die, his 'bro' also die la ~ 42times vomit white juice > 43times vomit blood
THE ZUL
Sep 1 2011, 03:21 PM
overheat penis
SUS demamkuning
Sep 1 2011, 03:24 PM
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i dun believe this story but it is rather funny! 42 times non-stop is UNREAL! 17 million porns in one PC is UNREAL! THIS STORY IS A LOL!!!
cllee86
Sep 1 2011, 03:27 PM
OMG. I can't believe how many ppl got trolled just reading the first page.
Masturbating continuously for 42 times is physically impossible for a normal human male.
Plus 17 million videos in his PC is
Even if the average size of 1 video is 100mb, 17,000,000 * 100mb = 1.7 million gigabyte.
How many HDD u need to fill 1.7million gigabyte of videos
People nowdays
mark_vyz
Sep 1 2011, 03:28 PM
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lol...everyone trolled by TS
loki
Sep 1 2011, 03:30 PM
QUOTE(joe_mamak @ Sep 1 2011, 10:36 AM)
What's the cause of death?
Chronic Protein Displacement Syndrome (CPDS)
mellovicious
Sep 1 2011, 03:32 PM
17mil videos? seriously?
narong30
Sep 1 2011, 03:37 PM
QUOTE(TrustULoveU @ Sep 1 2011, 03:11 PM)
so fake... how did they even know how many times he fap =.=
Please go dai, if you've no time to read the article.
Who are you to expect people give you all the information. Read the sos given. And then talk. Other wise, don't talk kok.
candleprince
Sep 1 2011, 03:38 PM
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young_97
Sep 1 2011, 03:57 PM
Scroll down the website u will saw : G17 is humor site, and should not be used as a source of information because the "news" provided on this website are fictitious, created for the entertainment of the reader. So it's Fake
junbecks
Sep 1 2011, 04:36 PM
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17 million videos if 1 video = 1 mb 17 million = 17 million mb nearly 16 Tb of prawn?