<--- this is actually my face when I read these threads. The tea is actually arsenic. I'm trying to die.

*sips tea*

Anyway yea, instead of moving around a little and being picky with what you eat, you're going to buy something that squishes your fat around so it looks nicer.

*sips tea*

I bet you're paying hundreds of ringgit for that.

...

(._. )

*guzzles tea*