Got lovely taste of arty that day. The thing is a crate near my position got hit too, and out scatters... What ARE Those Things? BF2's easter egg?


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Hear the artillery coming,
Smash the teddy crate,
Grab as many teddies as you can,
Hug them close,
Scream, "MOMMY!"
And then BOOM!
You'll fly high.

Fly high
High up the sky
It's just my Teddy and I
Goodbye

This post has been edited by Fodder Soldier: Dec 14 2005, 07:24 PM

Indeed no one can doubt the usefulness of the Teddy in the battlefield. Acting as a viable body anchor, it keeps you on the ground during the exploding rain so that your teammates will have the chance to give you a proper memorial (and maybe exchange their kit with your unresisting self).

If you DON'T have Teddy....



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It shows that we BattleField grunts are indeed literate people.

If it's about your ping value is over 200, then I might understand if you're worried. Heck, I felt the same way when mine got to 250 and won myself the 'possibility of being kicked out of the server' gold ticket.

Of course, I might be mistaken about what you're pointing out about that pic, Aoshi_88.

This post has been edited by Fodder Soldier: Dec 15 2005, 10:43 AM

What IS wrong with this corpse!? Headache? Headstrech...?


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1632-0!?? WTH!?

I wonder if the server set the tickets at 2500 each, then that 1632-0 figure would be possible to achieve.

Heck, wonder how long would a round last if the number of tickets for each side is set to, let's say, 15000?

AH HAHAHAHAHA -WHOOOSH!- Ultra rash burn!

Thumbnail 1- OMG, it's me!
Thumbnail 2- My friend's pic (Mdzaboy)- TAKE COVER! -BOOM- I'm Dead.
Thumbnail 3- Ahh, the Iron Gator map, where people swim in the tarmac if they couldn't reach the water below.

Yeah, awards for Death Style: Cowering Mode.

Of course it is . I didn't say it was me. I even put your name in the description of the 2nd thumbnail if you haven't noticed. We're Clan Pekopon, remember?

Thumbnail 1- I driving, you shooting.
Thumbnail 2- Opposite forces! Both of us duking each other out, mobile AA style.



This post has been edited by Fodder Soldier: Dec 29 2005, 06:30 PM

Pic 1- WHEEEEEEEE!! . I think your right arm is nearly bye-bye-from-body. BTW, cool funeral mugshot.

Pic 2- No non-MEC allowed in this area. Invaders will be prosecuted at point-blank range

w00t!! Year 2006 is upon us! Because LYN is being taken offline tonight, this will be my last post for this year, Year 2005. So I am taking this chance to post my last remaining fun screenshots (because of my one-month hiatus away from the battlefield, got no new pics, because I've been concentrating month December totally for download activity as seen from this pic of my last battle stats)
and to shout out to all of ye faithful groundpounders:

Happy New Year! To all ye fellow soldiers!

Here's to hoping that Year 2006 will bring:
more stylish deaths,
more extravagant activity,
and more self-awareness to one's environment.

Long Live BF2 Madness!

Yeaa.. 2006! The Fodder Soldier is back from celebrating New Year on the Battlefield.
It was fun hearing the fireworks outside my room window and the 'fireworks' I see in my computer screen 'window' at the same time. But dang, that one-month AWOL really rusted up my soldiering proficiency. Ah well, time for this fanboy to get greased up all over again.

Noh, 'twasn't. It's a mod map called Furious-and-Mental if I recalled correctly. Name's so right though, see how many capture points that was on the map? Friggin s-.

And here's New Pics!
Targeting the high-jump Olympic Gold!
The lunacy of kamikaze.
All I wanted was a hug, and all I got was death. Oh, such cruel world...
Riding with Gestapo in it, dying with Gestapo in it.
(Is this THE Gestapo, or someone else that's named similar?)

Eh, so you were that flasher, eh? And I thought the enemy chopper was the one equipted with flash bang missiles or something like that . I sorted of wanted to try that team gunship stint, but looks like wasn't given any chances. Died on that deck like what, 6-8 times in a row? After that I decided to go solo and took the boat instead.

These guys are just waiting to get anti-tanked and TOWed real bad
Worst battlefield camouflage ever.

z00t! Humvee Gastric-Booster-Propellant Thrust!
Must be some really bad fuel.....

The rest of 'em are waiting for their turn, eh?
"Quick, can't hold in it any longer...!"
"Tank... is..... bursting...at....its seams..."
"Quit hogging the bowl, crud!"
"*BRAAAPP!!* Oops, sorry..."

P.S. :- Is this from an EA Japan server?

This post has been edited by Fodder Soldier: Jan 19 2006, 05:49 PM

WHAT THE HELL.....

What IS wrong with that map?? I can see a freaking big bridge connecting the two ends of Wake Island from the minimap on the top right corner of screen. And the number of tickets for each side? A modded map?

And Konig was there? Man, he must be really having fun. As did everybody else in that __________ map.

And I just got a-Wake from sleep, me brain not fully optimized yet . Have to Wake up NOW.......

Oh, BTW,

I'm not sure if shock-paddling this dude back to life will help 'im. Ugh......

This post has been edited by Fodder Soldier: Jan 26 2006, 02:07 PM

Can I join too?

Always wanted to try a Mad.... er...Mod Map once in a while.....

Will it be the same map, or others that are equally unique?

Awesome-Cool-Weird@$$-Rocks! The place where every deserving soldier would call a heavenly home.

Witness the wonder of the Hanging Fortress of Babylon!

Truly a wonder of technological achievement!

Where you can watch others perform incomprehensible aerial ballet!

And watch soldiers drive their cars off the platform into blue yonder below!

Multitudes of fascination assaults the senses of the common reality-bound soldier! A glimpse into the prototype of new BattleField 3 aka BF 3000 AD! Dreams of aircraft carriers travelling across deserts, underwater tanks and buggies, snipers armed with particle beam rifles with a 15km range, and remote-controlled deaths will hopefully be realized in the coming field of war!

[Too much happy energy right now... ]

P.S. :- Multiple gratitudes to mobiusone for allowing this humble Fodder Soldier to experience the wonders of a reality-incorrect game map. May you be blessed with infinite divine-grade supply crates.

Yeah, I get scenes like that too. But what to do, some guys just feel more secure travelling in a bunch together.


Like this bunch. These guys are waiting around for their much-loved vehicle WHEN ALL CAN SEE THERE'S AN ENEMY SWIMMING AROUND THE CARRIER. That opposition guy can just waltz up the ship and possibly take out my side's command trailer and etc because NO ONE GAVE A DAMN.


Of course, THIS would be the other end of the spectrum, right? Deck full of 'copters and no one to pilot them. Idle resources.

But like I said earlier, can't blame these people. Sometimes they perform better doing specific tasks only.

This post has been edited by Fodder Soldier: Jan 27 2006, 07:17 AM