<psylocke> monay...apa new oldies song u haf?
<monaymonay> lol
<nexus-> new oldies?
<nexus-> lol
<monaymonay> check my list.
<FMJ> oxymoron
<psylocke> haha..wokie

<FMJ> your fishing rods or you own "rod" rusty
<FMJ> lol
<spermaboy> fishin rod rusty la
<spermaboy> own rod we jaga baik baik punya....
<spermaboy> fishin if rusty can buy new 1
<spermaboy> if own 1 rusty habislo
<spermaboy> no feeling liao even if u replace it with metal rod
<FMJ> metal probe ahahaha
<FMJ> like R2-D2
<FMJ> can extend out...and pusing...
<spermaboy> LOL!
<FMJ> and this rod can hack computer wan....syiok man
<spermaboy> silicon,can change shape....
<spermaboy> the metal then can jolt the gal,make them more siok
<spermaboy> useless oso wert,tarak feeling
<FMJ> install pressure sensors lah
<FMJ> install a mod chip for the probe
<FMJ> messiah s3x chip II
<FMJ> new wan
<FMJ> kekekeke
<spermaboy> LOL!
<spermaboy> terminaters d*ck
<FMJ> *also works with hookers*
<FMJ> and p girls
<spermaboy> p girls?
<FMJ> prostitute
<spermaboy> LOL!
<FMJ> not pirated
<spermaboy> pirated gal,s=clone =P
<FMJ> lol

the day NTV7 had ju-on:

<HenryLow> i... know... what... u... did... last... nite...
<-=Beach_boy=-> tell me...wut did i do laz nite~~~
<-=Beach_boy=- continues to get scared
<-=Beach_boy=-> *as if i will*
<HenryLow> u.... masturbated... last... nite...
<-=Beach_boy=-> how.....did......ya.....know.....
<HenryLow> u... tell... me... one... wuuuuuuu

<tu7uh> [21:26] <Lone_Wolf> Britney sucks anyway.-----christina swallows
<Lone_Wolf> No. Christina spits.
<tu7uh> uhmkay
<Lone_Wolf> Haha
<FMJ> and Gareth Gates humps?
<Lone_Wolf> ...

<acedriver> wayne rooney is a talent..
<acedriver> but has a temper of gascoine
<FMJ> bah...i cannot tahan his face
<acedriver> typical english bad-boy
<acedriver> he should play in serie a like Gazza..
<acedriver> maybe he can be the next vieri..
<ADJ> *yawn*
<acedriver> he got speed, upper body strength..
<acedriver> shouldn't be a prob..
<ADJ> <acedriver> he got speed, upper body strength.. <--- now if that was a gal...
<acedriver> gal with upper body strength?
<lurker> lol
<FMJ> ghey paedophiles
<ADJ> yea.....nice taut.............jugs
<ADJ> powderful sial

Typical DC++ NBTD...we were chatting in BM and translated song titles into BM

<FMJ> John Mayer - Badan Kamu adalah taman rekreasi (??)
<Sheep319> GKK
<bgeh> LOL
<Sheep319> LOLOL
<ghazali> HohH LOL
<Sheep319> OMG
<bgeh> apa GKK?>
<psylocke> taman rekreasi..GKK
<psylocke> bgeh..Gelak Kuat Kuat
<Sheep319> patutla dia buat lagu macam itu
<vX-2> GKK
<bgeh> GKK LO
<bgeh> LOL
<psylocke> GALSTB
<vX-2> ur body is wonderland...
<ayiesz> wonderland tu taman rekreasi?
<ayiesz> taman yang indah la

<oHkereD> oi
<oHkereD> oi
<oHkereD> o
<oHkereD> i
<oHkereD> oi
<Hub-Security> *** bgeh has gagged: oHkereD
<bgeh> don't spam
* oHkereD crying!!
<bgeh> ty
* oHkereD maaf maaf
*** Parts: bgeh
<FMJ> lolz
<FMJ> oHkereD gagged and left for the dead.........
<draco> lol
<draco> use !me lo
<FMJ> can laa......but he's like "cacated"
<nimrod> muahahah....
<nimrod> 2day i'm going to pasang racing spring on my bike liau......i can pecut faster liau...muhahaha
<nimrod> ciao guys
<FMJ> i tot springs are for comfort only?
<nimrod> nono.....itu benda pasang kat lu punya gearbox...
<nimrod> hehe...i dunno why is it called as racing spring
<nimrod> i will ask the mechanic later....
<nimrod> bgeh...u there?
<nimrod> aiks..bgeh cabut'ed
* nimrod din realise....ceh
* oHkereD ungag me laaa
* oHkereD oioioi~
<nimrod> okay
* oHkereD thz
<Hub-Security> *** nimrod has ungagged: oHkereD
<oHkereD> sie sie ni

<Sheep319> ini utk kempen Lowyat For BM
<oHkereD> aduh
<zen> adoi
<Sheep319> NSB
<-=Beach_boy=-> asalkan tarak english
<-=Beach_boy=-> bleh la
<Sheep319> NSB - Nanti saya balik
<oHkereD> tak pernah tengok dalam nuku Bm ku pun
<zen> wa pun
<oHkereD> hm hm hm.. bosan jugak..
<-=Beach_boy=-> bosan ke?
<-=Beach_boy=-> pegi la
<-=Beach_boy=-> tidor
<oHkereD> tak dapat tidor la!
<-=Beach_boy=-> jadi pegi la
<-=Beach_boy=-> TFK
<oHkereD> panas ku sini.. takda
<zen> buka air cond lar
<-=Beach_boy=-> bukak
<-=Beach_boy=-> bukan buka
<oHkereD> takda dingin hawa la
<FMJ> Pukul Kopal Terbaang
<-=Beach_boy=-> oh ya
<-=Beach_boy=-> PKT
<-=Beach_boy=-> bukan TFK
<oHkereD> ape tu PKT?
<FMJ> adooi
<oHkereD> Pukul Kopal Terbaang???
<oHkereD> ku tau tu
<FMJ> jgn cokap lu tarak kopal terbang
<oHkereD> apa maksud nia le?
<oHkereD> hoh?
<oHkereD> ape maksud tu!
<-=Beach_boy=-> lobak tu memang tarak kapal terbang la
<FMJ> oh.....maaf...untuk lu sebenarnyer Pukul Lobak Merah

<FMJ> Introducing the new Mercedes Benz Shp319: Packed with 319 SheepPower and its interior is laced artistically with Sheep Leather. Complimentary Lamb Chop included.
<Sheep319> XD
<Sheep319> im a car
<FMJ> which has high fuel comsumption, high mantainence etc
<acedriver> featuring authentic "sheep-sound" horn
<FMJ> Sheep wool airbag - more comfortable than your average gas bag
<spermaboy> lol
<FMJ> and Sheep bone gearsticks and steering wheel
<spermaboy> i wan
<FMJ> and.......Sheep Lanciau for windshield washers XD XD XD
<FMJ> one big lanciau in the middle of the hood
<FMJ> with 180 degrees rotation capability......
<FMJ> unrivalled performance to keep your windshield clean
<FMJ> another first from Mercedes Baaah

<nexus-> if looks is a valid reason to be killed psylocke wouldnt be here
<nexus-> add zadan to the list
<nexus->
<FMJ> hahaha
<psylocke> baka
<psylocke> fat pig pandai cakap ni
<FMJ> lol
<nexus-> better then small brain
<FMJ> aha!
<psylocke> he's fat, he's round, nexus-'s a** is on the ground
<FMJ> best poll ever: who wins? nexus- or psylocke?
<psylocke> FMJ, he'll win...
<psylocke> cause he
<psylocke> *deleted*
<psylocke>
<FMJ> not without the commentary in here
<FMJ> The Killer of Cakes or The Botak Gagger+Kicker?
<nexus-> er you gotta get a better nick then killer of cakes
<nexus-> only gayer nick you could come up with would be psylocke
<psylocke> only lame asses would be bothered by nicks
<FMJ> w000t
<FMJ> this will go down in the history of DC++ quotes
<nexus-> psylocke: thats not an excuse for being a closet homosexual
<psylocke> only a bigger closet homosexual would know who is a closet homosexual

IF i see "message truncated" here, nexus- will be declared as a bigger closet homosexual

<ZaDaN> wei wei tell la about that anak datuk story
<psylocke> anak datuk? you dont read the newspaper ah?
<ZaDaN> nola
<ZaDaN> tell la
<nexus-> said zadan was running around in china town naked
<FMJ> arm in arm with nexus-, singing obla di obla dah wohhhhhhhh
<FMJ> how lehhh

again, the presence of "message truncated" will declare nexus- is a bigger closet homosexual

<FMJ> someone buy this card off me
<bgeh> which sucker wants it?
<spermaboy> loll
<bgeh> fmj: that and your nf7-s for that price yeap
<FMJ> mlm
<bgeh> i think bong has concluded that i'm an air supply fan
<bgeh> winamp(5.03) playing (Air Supply - Lost in Love) stats(27% of 03:55 [--|-------])
<bgeh> whats mlm?
<spermaboy> lol
<FMJ> ,............................................
<spermaboy> blur la u brian

Lone_Wolf is feeling melancholic
<badawi_rocks> is rocking to Winamp(5.03) playing(Steven Curtis Chapman - Next 5 Minutes) stats(25% of 04:20 [--|-------])
<wKkaY> going to caulfield now
<wKkaY> ciaos
<badawi_rocks> ciaos wkkay
<Lone_Wolf> FO
<wKkaY> *btw, rename the file you're downloading from me to .mp3 before you play it
<wKkaY> cheers
<badawi_rocks> FO?
<Lone_Wolf> fark off XD
<Lone_Wolf> kidding
<wKkaY> chey
<badawi_rocks> how dare u say that to my wkkay!
<Lone_Wolf>
<-=Beach_boy=-> zomfg
<wKkaY> yeh badawi u tolong i settle
<wKkaY> gtg now ciaso
<badawi_rocks> yes i will darling
<Lone_Wolf> bye
<Lone_Wolf> beach!
<Lone_Wolf> quote!
<spermaboy> .........
<badawi_rocks> eh
<badawi_rocks> jangan
<badawi_rocks> lol
<Lone_Wolf> go go go!
<badawi_rocks> what was said in the hub should stay in the hub!

heh this one lagi funny......about GB

pwned!

actually i was asking about Stevie Wonder - Cherie Amour the song....and somehow someone managed to think it was a new GB mobile LOL

<eng98> [02:08] * FMJ goes to snuggle in bed with eng98's gf <---- y so many ppl starting to kacau my gf wan... damm cibaz lar
.
.
.
<FMJ> mch i cannot sleep
<eng98> FMJ... u MCH must b thing about my gf lar..... f u lar
<eng98> *thinking
<FMJ> how u know?
<eng98> u arsehole
<net_cow> hahaha
<eng98> coz u sounds ham sap
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.
.
<bgeh> fmj
<FMJ> ?
<bgeh> next dc++ gathering
<FMJ> ???
<bgeh> i show you eng98's gf pic
<eng98> bila
<FMJ> sure sure
<eng98> MCH MCH MHC

and some are...overprotective

<nexus-> sigh sleep
<nexus-> nights
<badawi_rocks> nights nexus- baby
<nexus-> ...
<nexus-> Winamp(2.80) playing (Madison Avenue - Don't Call Me Baby - 128kbps) - (05:10 [|---------])
<badawi_rocks> lol
<badawi_rocks> touche!

<~evil_gal~> how does kodomo looks, monaymonay?
<monaymonay> evil:erm..4 legged,long tail,rough skin,
<psylocke> wtf
<FMJ> monaymonay: let me put it in simpler terms
<FMJ> just looks llike ~evil_gal~ !
<~evil_gal~> monaymonay
<monaymonay> lolz
<~evil_gal~> i need picture~!
<Sesshoumaru> ebil
<Sesshoumaru> http://www.heptune.com/komodo10.jpg
<psylocke> correcto Sesshoumaru
<psylocke> evil, why dont you bloody google?
<monaymonay> googthat is
<~evil_gal~> i tried
<psylocke> away for dinner
<~evil_gal~> do u know kodomo in japanese = kids?
<~evil_gal~> i get a bunch of kids photo
<monaymonay> lolz..i didnt know that
<psylocke> wtf. you cant google komodo dragon? either you dunno how to google
<~evil_gal~> brrr
<Sesshoumaru> kodomo and komodo are 2 diferent words
<Deepthroat> i remember kodomo lion toothpaste
<psylocke> or you're just plain l a z e e
* psylocke away
<~evil_gal~> komodo izit
<Sesshoumaru> wtf u google kodomo?
<Sesshoumaru> ...
<nexus-> kodomo
<nexus-> rofl
<psylocke> aduh
<psylocke> manyak chun la
<Sesshoumaru> komodo > monitor
<psylocke> quote this someone?
<Deepthroat> eh remember last time kodomo lion
<Sesshoumaru> damn toothpaste
<monaymonay> i think i spell it wronly also
<Deepthroat> that toothpaste got alot of diferent flavors
<~evil_gal~> ooo
<~evil_gal~> kawaii ne
<~evil_gal~> komodo
<Sesshoumaru> KAWAII?



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This post has been edited by kernel: Jun 6 2005, 07:07 PM

<eRiCCa> oi this kev ar...
<kev> yeah? lol
<kudo> actually goiig 5
<kev> lol
<eRiCCa> make me happy!! faster!!
<kev> lol..

wonder what way is kev gonna make ericca "happy" ....

edit: Later......

<eRiCCa> now... kev is hard to please...

This post has been edited by kernel: Aug 8 2005, 02:49 AM

<duck> i go sleep sin
<duck> bai
*** Parts: duck
<Treepex> bye, i go sleep with duck
<Treepex> BYE
*** Parts: Treepex

<FMJ> gf dah macam mana
<Spermaman> wkkay,not now
<Spermaman> FMJ,goin prom with her ler
<Spermaman> this Fri
<FMJ> fuuuyo
<skupo> mom gf conflicts are always great stories lawl
<FMJ> dah kiss kiss belum?
<skupo> dah smack down?
<skupo> xD
<Spermaman> @_@