[00:47:30] <bgeh> i might be chicken in front of her, but behind i'll jaga properly
[00:47:48] <psylocke> what? you her backside bodyguard ah?

bongkersz secret revealed!!

<sheep319> which p*nis is heavier, humans or elephants?
<-=Beach_boy=-> sheeps
<nexus-> sheeps dont have p*nis
<nicotine> wtf? can u guys surf?
<nexus-> they are all pussies
<sheep319> lol
<bongkersz> human
<sheep319> why human?
<bongkersz> elephant cant get it up haha
<bongkersz>
<sheep319> no no
<sheep319> because human have to hold their p*nis
<sheep319> its heavy ya know
<sheep319> elephant no need
<bongkersz> lol..
<sheep319>
<nexus-> christ phpnuke is a programming disaster
<nexus-> they have kloc and 3 comments per 1k lines
<bongkersz> i dont hold mine.. i let it hanging.. muahaha
<bgeh> sometimes people just forget respect is earned and not in a badge
<sheep319> omg bongkersz secret on how to pee is revealed
<nexus-> bongkersz: we understand buddy..
<-=Beach_boy=-> wkkay is t3h 1337 here
* sheep319 is starting to get evil by copying this
<bongkersz> k thanks
<Hub-Security> *** bgeh has gagged: sheep319

[02:57:57] <nexus-> adj gonna ship what mineral water with ervo
[02:57:59] <wkkay> nexus-: i use it to trim down the bass. prefer it that way
[02:57:59] <nexus-> revo
[02:58:08] <ADJ> the most onli crossfeed for headphones
[02:58:16] <ADJ> 32bit fixed point, ASIO out
[02:58:17] <ADJ> best
[02:58:22] <-=Beach_boy=-> crossfeed tu ape?
[02:58:22] <ADJ> bit perfect direct to DAC
[02:58:27] <ADJ> crossfeed
[02:58:34] <ADJ> erm
[02:58:49] <ADJ> basically to shift the focus slightly from the center of ur head to the front of ur head
[02:58:53] <ADJ> as if u were listening to speakers
[02:58:59] <ADJ> doesn't actually work thtat well though
[02:59:14] <-=Beach_boy=-> i accidentally downloaded one plug in
[02:59:26] <nexus-> promises free prawn eh?
[02:59:26] <-=Beach_boy=-> said that can 'enlarge' the cans sound stage
[02:59:28] <-=Beach_boy=-> it suck
[02:59:28] <nexus-> lol
[02:59:32] <-=Beach_boy=-> cant remove them
[02:59:35] <nexus-> enlarge your member or what
[02:59:35] <ADJ> nexus: okler, i generous abit, i give evian or volvic okiez?
[02:59:35] <nexus->
[02:59:41] <nexus-> adj: woot great
[02:59:43] <-=Beach_boy=-> evian meh
[02:59:46] <-=Beach_boy=-> i tot perrier
[02:59:48] <ADJ> then wat
[02:59:50] <ADJ> diamond water kar
[02:59:51] <-=Beach_boy=-> heavier ma
[02:59:55] <-=Beach_boy=-> perrier
[02:59:58] <ADJ> or u want nesh
[03:00:03] <nexus-> newwater
[03:00:24] <bongkersz> hehe
[03:00:26] <ADJ> Air Cap ADJ mahu?
[03:00:31] <-=Beach_boy=-> mabbe
[03:00:34] <-=Beach_boy=-> bah gua
[03:00:42] <nexus-> i need to sleep man
[03:00:44] <-=Beach_boy=-> cap ayam daging jaya :pppp
[03:00:45] <ADJ> Air Dari Jiaojiao
[03:00:47] <nexus-> got class at 9
[03:00:50] <ADJ>
[03:00:54] <bongkersz> me too.. cant tahan d.
[03:00:56] <nexus-> now we know what does adj stand for
[03:00:57] <nexus-> hahaha


what does ADJ means XD

[18:40:24] <rlhh> what is bgeh oh???
[18:40:27] <rlhh> bogeh ah??


kesian bgeh...name already became bogeh (no teeth)

[17:05:27] <bgeh> im gay


we now present to you, bgeh the gay

[17:11:19] * Monstar hides his pube hais
[17:11:22] <Monstar> *hairs

Talk about weird people.

[18:16] <-=Beach_boy=-> lone wo0f
[18:18] <Lone_Wolf> eh? yes beach?
[18:19] <-=Beach_boy=-> u finished ur do0m 3?
[18:19] <-=Beach_boy=-> stuck at somewhere in alpha labs
[18:19] <nexus-> lol
[18:19] <nexus-> i havent even reached marine hq
[18:19] <nexus->
[18:19] <Lone_Wolf> not yet.. still in comm tower
[18:19] <-=Beach_boy=-> ooh
[18:20] <Lone_Wolf> nexus... too scared?
[18:21] <nexus-> i cant see anything la
[18:21] <nexus-> lol
[18:21] <suelin> what r u supposed to see?
[18:21] <HuonHengChai> see porn
[18:21] <nexus-> suelin: naked women i think
[18:21] <Lone_Wolf> .............
[18:21] <wkkay> where where?
[18:21] <-=Beach_boy=-> turn off ur monitor kind of dark
[18:21] <-=Beach_boy=-> doubleukay hamsap liao

now u know why girls always think guys are hamsap

[20:54:10] <Sheep319> wtf
[20:54:23] <Sheep319> a reporter getting married is in the sports section of the TV3 news
[20:54:38] <nexus-> gonna have wild acrobatic sex later on
[20:54:44] <Sheep319> LOL

<bgeh> then during his speech he cakap " i wanna thank my mother, my father and blah blah blah "
<Sheep319> lol
<bgeh> next thing you know he's disowned =p
<Sheep319> ahh
<duck> lol
<psylocke> good
<Sheep319> now I can get my food stock again
<psylocke> ah..no good
* Sheep319 brb
<psylocke> it means i'll have to take care of my parents all by myself in the future
<psylocke> sigh
<duck> " today...is a great for me....*sobz....i...i...manage...to have sex wif my bro !!....*SOBZZZ !!! "
<psylocke> wtf? you did WHAT?!?!?!
<duck> this is how psy bro says

*psy disconnect me after that XD

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more on ban ! XD XD

what is 'hardon'

<ADJ> how come u never teach evilgal what is a hardon...
<-=Beach_boy=-> lol
<ADJ> she sed she dunno
<ADJ> i ask her why bb never teach u kar
<ADJ> then i have to do the dirty work
<ADJ> tsk tsk tsk
<louyeh> hardon... tekan kuat2 butang on

[13:54:49] <HuonHengChai> I'm wearing my underwear on my head


ewwwww

[19:44] <wkkay> i want my whites to be as bright as daylight
[19:45] <wkkay> and the blacks as dark as inside-my-pants
[19:45] <-=Beach_boy=-> dark=nuthin
[19:46] <-=Beach_boy=-> means...inside-ur-pants=nuthin
[19:46] <-=Beach_boy=-> zit?
[19:46] <~evil_gal~> lol
[19:47] <wkkay> well, there's more than meets the eye.
[19:47] <wkkay> use your hands.
[19:47] <wkkay> you might find treasures.
[19:47] <-=Beach_boy=-> hmm
[19:47] <-=Beach_boy=-> i dig treasures
[19:47] <-=Beach_boy=-> can i use the cangkul?
[19:48] <wkkay> you could use a metal detector as well. i eat a lot of cornflakes. rich in iron.
[19:48] * -=Beach_boy=- scan wkkay using metal detector
[19:48] <-=Beach_boy=-> *beep* *beeep*
[19:48] <-=Beach_boy=-> eh
[19:49] <-=Beach_boy=-> this thing beeps when i scan ur brain
[19:49] <~evil_gal~> y?
[19:50] <-=Beach_boy=-> but detects nuthin when i scan t3h crotch
[19:50] <wkkay> ahh .. that's basic biology
[19:51] <-=Beach_boy=-> bio sez
[19:51] <-=Beach_boy=-> iron doesnt gather on ur d*ck
[19:51] <-=Beach_boy=-> it sticks on ur brains vein
[19:52] <wkkay> maybe maybe

SheepHunter�> hun7 t3h c4pt41n mb3k
<Sheep319> omg its t3h j00
<Sheep319> ITS J00
<Sheep319> OMGOGMOGM
* Sheep319 acting psycho
<SheepHunter�> i pwns j00
<DuckHunter�> 175 j00
* Sheep319 like how nexus act
<Sheep319> =D
<Sheep319> \:S
<Sheep319> /:S
<Sheep319> <:D
<DuckHunter�> 73h 5h33p 15 pwnz0rs
<Sheep319> t3h duck is t3h m0r3 pwnz0rz
<Sheep319> j00 kn0 wh0 15 t3h /\/\r T?
<Sheep319> I PITY DA FOO
<DuckHunter�> j00 73h f0o
<SheepHunter�> c4n u 5hu7 t3h f0ok up
<Sheep319> 1 C4NT SH4T T3H F00K UP
<Ububub> oh no
<Hub-Security> *** HuonHengChai has gagged: Sheep319
<DuckHunter�> well done

<duck> ...
<oHkereD> ..
<Carrot_Juice> ..
<oHkereD> i tot i tow a duckky duck? i tit i tit i tit tow a ducky duck
<duck> ...

* aHcarroT take out a blender
<~evil_gal~> here
* aHcarroT blends oHkereD
<~evil_gal~> da3, cant dl eh?
* oHkereD wacks aHcarroT

22:48:32] <nexus-> nexus- is kicking duck because: and he scoresssssssssss
[22:48:34] *** Parts: duck
[22:48:44] <Lone_Wolf> lol
[22:48:45] <psylocke> lol
[22:49:20] *** Joins: louyeh
[22:50:25] *** Joins: duck
[22:50:51] <psylocke> oh. he's back
[22:51:19] <Hub-Security> *** nexus- sets mode Operator: user duck
[22:51:27] <duck> duck is kicking psylocke because: he scoresssssssssssssssss
[22:51:28] *** Parts: psylocke
[22:51:33] <nexus-> lol
[22:51:34] <Lone_Wolf> LMAO
[22:51:43] <nexus-> *grin*
[22:52:11] <duck> eh
[22:52:12] <duck> wait
[22:52:15] *** Joins: psylocke
[22:52:17] <duck> i macam kick wrong person
[22:52:26] <Lone_Wolf> LOL
[22:52:30] <badawi_rocks> lol
[22:52:41] <Lone_Wolf> [22:51:43] <nexus-> *grin*
[22:52:42] <duck> habis
[22:52:44] <Lone_Wolf> hahahaha
[22:52:48] <nexus-> lol
[22:52:49] <duck> i kick wrong person
[22:52:51] <psylocke> baka
[22:52:59] <duck> duck is kicking nexus- because: he scoresssssssssssssssss
[22:53:01] *** Parts: nexus-
[22:53:02] <duck> ok
[22:53:18] <duck> :grins: